Colombia’s president calls for cocaine legalization – “It’s as good as whiskey!” Gustavo Petro sincerely believes that prohibition is only being upheld because cocaine is made in Latin America. At the same time, the Colombian leader is sure that since the powder is produced and……
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Culturally Superior Surgeon General Declares War on Alcohol
NEW: Today, I’m releasing a Surgeon General’s Advisory on the causal link between alcohol consumption and increased cancer risk. Alcohol is the 3rd leading preventable cause of cancer in the U.S., contributing to about 100,000 cancer cases and 20,000 cancer deaths each year. pic.twitter.com/sKTlPAZlFw —…
Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
Would you rather live 90 years without drinking alcohol or 88 years having a blast? How can these people pretend two years is somehow a high price to pay for improving your overall quality of life so much? New York Post : This is such…
UK Women Doing the Most Binge Drinking, Report Finds
British women are so repulsive. If you’ve witnessed them drunk and fat and spewing profanity, while their fat hangs out of their whore clothes as they fall over in the street, you know that each time you see this, a piece of your soul dies.…
That Guy From Friends (I Forget His Name) Is Finally Dead
Are they sure he wasn’t already dead? Because he looks dead in this picture. Most of my day is spent sitting around, smoking cigarettes, drinking vodka, and waiting for people I dislike to die. It’s always a true joy when it happens. New York Post…
Alcoholism is a Hoax, You Gay Retard
Previously: Article Title: Addendum to Previous Article or “The First Illness Revelation” Ever since I explicated, as part of the Illness Revelations, that alcoholism is a valid and perfectly healthy lifestyle decision, I’ve gotten messages falsely claiming that this information is inaccurate. In fact, it…
Watch: Man Driving on Wrong Lane Calls Cops to Report Other People for Driving in “Wrong” Direction
🚨 TRUE STORY – drunk driver calls 911 on himself. Thankfully an @LSOnebraska deputy was able to arrest this driver before anyone was seriously hurt. 🚔 Additional deputies will be on patrol during the Labor Day weekend. #drivesoberorgetpulledover pic.twitter.com/5Vr3PDePUO — Lancaster County Sheriff (@LSOnebraska) August…
Rising Number of Women Dying of Alcoholism After Stressing Out Over Historically Male Problems
Probably the number one reason modern women are so unhappy is because they aren’t having enough babies. pic.twitter.com/w5UxVWMhs3 — Mountain Housewife 🏠 (@mtnhousewife) July 24, 2023 Hahhahaha. How is liberation working for you, you stupid cunt? Alcoholism is a good way for you whores to…
Oregon Man High on Cannabis and Fentanyl Chews on 78-Year-Old Robot’s Face, Exposes Skull
Related: Oregon Legalizes Hallucinogenic Mushrooms Oregon is a magical place, filled with fairies. Unfortunately, they also have a relatively serious robot problem. New York Post : A 25-year-old former college soccer player suspected of savagely attacking a 78-year-old man on a train platform in Oregon…
France: Man Fired for Refusing to Have Fun Wins Lawsuit Against Former Employer
As they say, girls just want to have fun. Men, on the other hand, tend to just want to work and take care of business. It surely makes us wonder about this entire concept of co-ed places of employment that you have women trying to…
New Pandemic! 20% of American Adults Dying from Binge Drinking!
I died from binge drinking twice this week, and I’m still alive. What excuse do these people have? New York Post : Before you reach for another cocktail, consider this. Binge drinking is to blame for 20% of the deaths of American adults between the…
Alcohol Consumption Down Drastically in Russia
I called Putin and told him – I said “buddy, if your folks aren’t going to drink that vodka, send it my way: I need it.” Then I told him I was going to put a price cap on how much I paid for the…
Drinking and Smoking are Not Against Draconian Version of Fundamentalist Christianity™
The thing is always happening again: we rolling, they hating. Why do they be hating? There is only one reason: haters are going to hate. Let's see if we have this right: This group of white nationalists who are out drinking, smoking, and gambling in…
Hyper-Vaxed Norway Limits Booze Sales to Defeat Deadly Omicron
Around 80% of Norway’s population is vaxed at the time of writing. Doesn’t seem to be helping with anything, does it? RT : Norway has banned the sale of alcohol in bars and restaurants in an effort to curb the spread of the Covid-19 Omicron…
Dry Christmas: Supply Line Crisis Might Mean No Alcohol for the UK
That’s all that’s left! Build back better. Build back with no alcohol on the shelves. You deserve this because you changed the weather by using electricity. RT : Alcoholic drinks, including wine and champagne, could be absent from store shelves in Britain this upcoming holiday…
WHO Says Fertile Women Should Be Banned from Drinking Alcohol
What good has happened from giving young sluts access to alcohol? WHO is right on this one. Maybe they are being controlled by China? Daily Mail : Women of childbearing age should be banned from drinking alcohol, says the World Health Organisation . Its latest…
India: Police Beat People with Batons for Crowding Liquor Stores After Lockdown Eased
India is a pretty crowded place. It is the second most populated country in the world, after China. Together, India and China account for almost 40% of the world’s population. But unlike China, India is a hellish landscape filled with weird looking shadow people. These…
Iran: Hundreds Dead After Drinking Bootleg Booze to Prevent Coronachan’s Embrace
The funny thing is that the vast majority of the people who died could’ve gotten over the Coronavirus without any serious issues. Breitbart : Standing over the still body of an intubated 5-year-old boy wearing nothing but a plastic diaper, an Iranian health care worker…
Alcoholics Anonymous is a Failed Cult – If You’re Drinking Too Much, Just Drink Less
They even have a weird Masonic cult logo. I would like to take this time to remind everyone to never join Alcoholics Anonymous. AA is a cult and it destroys people’s lives. Because if your life is based on “I will never have a drop…
Dubai Bar Finds Solution to the Obesity Crisis – Make the Fatties Drink Themselves to Death!
The only thing funnier than soap made out of Jews is fat people falling About time somebody did something about these two-legged heifers. Metro : Fusion Club in Dubai has gone viral due to a very unusual happy hour offer. The bar, located at the…














