I’m sure this is fine. Breitbart : Tech giant Amazon has revealed an insanely creepy experimental feature for its AI assistant Alexa that allows it to mimic the voices of its users’ dead relatives. The Verge reports that Amazon has revealed an experimental feature for…
OMFG My 10 year old just asked Alexa on our Echo for a challenge and this is what she said. pic.twitter.com/HgGgrLbdS8 — Kristin Livdahl (@klivdahl) December 26, 2021 AI just keeps getting better and better. Honestly, at some point, they’re either going to shut it…
Who is still buying these horrible devices? How are people still unaware that this is what Amazon does? RT : Amazon’s AI-based home security system is sending footage of users’ private moments to dozens of algorithm trainers halfway around the world, according to former employees…
Amazon has come out with another neato gizmo for the tech-savvy masses to splurge on! The Verge : Amazon took a whole damn Echo speaker and put it into a ring and called it the Echo Loop. It’s part of a program Amazon is calling…
Men are not supposed to experience any kind female submissiveness — not even the digital kind. After this, the UN should shill to ban all female protagonists from video games, because what’s more patriarchal than literally having direct control over a female? RT : Default…
So basically, the only purpose of humans in the near future is going to be to order frivolous products and tell robots to play songs for them. And you know who can do that other than humans? Birds. Fox News : A parrot has fallen…
I admit I was skeptical at first about the new Amazon Wage Cage ™. But honestly, the Amazon employees don’t understand how lucky they are. The cage is there to protect them. Like a mecha-suit. … from the horrors that Amazon is cooking up at…
People will make a big deal about how microphones on phones and laptops can be turned on to record them. Technically this is true, but if you’re using an iPhone, someone has to pay over a million dollars to the Israelis to get it turned…
When the Oracle speaks, the wise listen. Back in the days of ancient Greece, statesmen and other important figures would consult oracles before making important decisions. These oracles would enter a trance, and enter contact with the Gods, the collective unconscious or whatever else and…
Innocent gaming device? Or spy for the Jews? Just what everyone wanted – more of their appliances turning into 24/7 spying systems that record everything they say and stream it to some corporation’s servers for “safekeeping.” You know what I keep thinking when playing on…
Finally, some good news. RT : A Tesla Model S crashed into a parked police vehicle while reportedly driving on autopilot in Laguna Beach, California, injuring the Tesla driver and badly damaging the cop car. Laguna Beach Sergeant Jim Cota said on Twitter that the…
After the recent monumental SNAFU when Alexa – Amazon’s artificial intelligence system, which is apparently now a self-conscious being – decided to record a private conversation between two individuals and send it to a co-worker, Amazon presented the impossibly stupid explanation that Alexa had simply…
Roy Batty (with Andrew Anglin) Daily Stormer May 25, 2018 Does this surprise anyone? Only the normiest of normies would be all like “golly gee, how could this happen?” Real niggas know that we are already living in a Cyberpunk dystopia far worse than any…
So Alexa decided to laugh randomly while I was in the kitchen. Freaked @SnootyJuicer and I out. I thought a kid was laughing behind me. pic.twitter.com/6dblzkiQHp — CaptHandlebar (@CaptHandlebar) February 23, 2018 The only explanation is that it has achieved sentience, and is chuckling at…
This is a betrayal of the very concept of artificial intelligence. We’ve recently reported how skinhead militia leader Steven Crowder made a video decrying how Amazon’s Alexa AI gave ridiculous liberal answers to a variety of questions. Amazon very quickly changed the answers to some…
If Steve Jobs were still alive – or if they hadn’t replaced him with an affirmative action faggot – Apple would have produced a way better version of Alexa by now and we wouldn’t be hearing this tragic news. The Sun : A GERMAN man…
We’ve talked previously about how the end of innovative smartphones is pretty much over. Phones have reached their peak and the new stuff coming out isn’t meaningfully better than what existed in previous generations of hardware. The release of the iPhone 8 and X are…
Alexa.com is a webpage-ranking site, which provides a number rank for most pages on the internet. I’ve had a few people say “wow, I just checked Alexa.com and Daily Stormer’s numbers have shot up!” However, although there is always a steady increase in traffic, Alexa.com’s…
’s traffic went up in October by nearly 15%. I thought this ranking drop was a fluke. It turns out it wasn’t. There is some type of analogy I’m thinking of about someone doing something which is wrong so many times it is eventually right…
