Steven Spielberg may have made movies about extraterrestrials, but does he believe in them? “I don’t believe we’re alone in the universe…” #Colbert pic.twitter.com/Ve4VinmVnr — The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) March 3, 2023 The films of Spielberg were always a precursor to the alien hoax that…
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OBJECT #4: Reign of the Objects Enters New Phase of Terror
it doesn’t look like a balloon to me #Huron pic.twitter.com/1FFRQYwktD — Russian Market (@runews) February 12, 2023 Previously: OBJECT #3! This Time Over Canada! It’s an Object Bonanza! Alien Agenda?!? No one could have predicted a fourth object! I’ve seen some objects in my day,…
Elon Assures Us He is Friends With These Aliens
Elon Musk has announced an established friendship with the aliens. Don’t worry, just some of my 👽 🛸 friends of mine stopping by … — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 12, 2023 These better be right-wing aliens who are going to punish the Jews for their…
OBJECT #3! This Time Over Canada! It’s an Object Bonanza! Alien Agenda?!?
#NORAD tracking “flying object” over northern #Canada . pic.twitter.com/D67ARdHzVw — IntelCrow (@intelcrows) February 11, 2023 The Object Bonanza has now truly begun. Is it the Dawn of the Alien Age? Or simply the Rise of the Balloon Age? CNN : Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau…
Pentagram’s Anomaly Resolution Office Receives “Several Hundred” Alien Reports
My takeaways: there are 100s of additional UAP reports that are now being investigated, dating back to 1996, including some undersea events reported by submariners. They would not detail what they are seeing in space but did not say they are not detecting space-borne UAPs.…
Maria Shriver the Latest to be Infused with Alien DNA
You may remember Maria Shriver as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wife. She divorced him like a dumb bitch when it was revealed he had a secret child with the Mexican maid. She never explained why that was a big deal or why she cared, she just filed…
Department of Defense Opens New Office to Study Unidentified Phenomena Across Space, Air, And Water
JUST IN – U.S. Department of Defense opens new office about "unidentified anomalous phenomena across space, air, and maritime domains." https://t.co/dCNfrAde8V — Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) July 20, 2022 Are we doing the alien hoax? Please, just let this pumping up of coronavirus be a fakeout and…
But I Really Believed in the Mars Hole? The Mars Hole Convinced Me, Tho?
Additional image(s) from Mars taken 5.7.22 by a camera onboard NASA’s Mars rover Curiosity ( https://t.co/juWAESDn2V ) pic.twitter.com/IzZcHgO4CR — Annie Jacobsen (@AnnieJacobsen) May 11, 2022 I was finally convinced of aliens by the Mars hole. Now I’m learning that the Mars hole isn’t an alien…
NASA to Cause Alien Apocalypse, UK’s Oxford University Scientists Warn
We’re on aliens watch here at hoax central station. When they start telling you they’re worried about an alien invasion, that’s new. Before they claimed that any lifeform intelligent enough to be traveling long distances through space would have to be friendly. RT : Scientists…
Aliens are Getting Women Pregnant, Pentagon UFO Report Claims
You can believe this if you want to believe it. I choose not to believe. Tucker Carlson keeps saying “this is real, we know it’s real” – but the only source is the Pentagon. What other story do right-wingers believe when the single source is…
Weird Dutch McDonald’s Commercial Features Astroids Hitting Earth, Alien Invasion, Death Robots
A very weird McDonald’s commercial entitled “30 Days of Christmas 45” has been released in the Netherlands, and is viewable on YouTube. Apparently making predictions about 2022, it features astroids hitting earth, some kind of alien invasion, and robots with laser eyes policing children. I…
Planet X Arriving Finally?
No one can argue that the residents of earth do not deserve a full-on Cthulhu scenario. RT : An object lurking in the outer region of our solar system may well be the elusive Planet 9, a leading British astronomer has suggested after digging through…
Not Aliens! Mysterious Radio Signals From Proxima Centauri Were Actually Coming From Earth!
The Science is infallible. But that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t sometimes make stupid, obvious mistakes. The Guardian : Astronomers searching for alien life thought they’d spotted signs of intelligence beyond the solar system – but the signals turned out to be human . Parkes…
Grey Agenda: NASA Leader Says UFOs are Probably Aliens
Previously: I Don’t Understand What Tucker Doesn’t Understand About the UFO Hoax ? The government is covering up UFOs, but government officials can’t open their mouths without babbling about UFOs, unprompted. This NASA guy looks really serious and honest. Yeah, okay. Sure. Okay yeah sure.…
I Don’t Understand What Tucker Doesn’t Understand About the UFO Hoax…?
Previously on “Grey Agenda”: Government Release Alien Hoax Documents Everyone talking about these UFOs is from the military. All of the videos are released by the military. For about a decade now, everyone on earth has gone around with a camera in their pocket. And…
We Need to Build Hollow Balls Around Black Holes So We Can Throw People Into The Matrix
Popular Mechanics this week published a piece about how aliens could be wrapping up stars and black holes in devices that can suck out their energy. According to the author, we may want to do something similar in order to have enough energy to power…
Easy to Hoax: 65% of Americans Already Believe Aliens Exist, Pew Research Reveals
Previously: They’re Going to Shill Fake Aliens on You Turns out, hoaxing aliens isn’t going to be much of a problem for the people trying to hoax aliens. Daily Mail : Nearly two-thirds of all Americans believe that extraterrestrials exist on other planets, but 87%…
Government Release Alien Hoax Documents
Previously: They’re Going to Shill Fake Aliens at You The aliens report has been released. And it only contains more questions. Except that I don’t have any questions, because I know this whole thing is a big hoax. RT : The newly released US intelligence…
The Pentagon is Behind the Fake Alien Agenda
On Sunday, 60 Minutes aired a report about UFOs. Journalist Bill Whitaker interviewed several people from the military to discuss the allegation put forward by the Pentagon that there are ultra-advanced aircraft flying around the earth for unknown reasons. You should of course watch it…
They’re Going to Shill Fake Aliens on You
Not a day goes by that I don’t see some bullshit about aliens, including flying pyramids, in the media. New York Post : The Pentagon has admitted that a US Navy destroyer captured this eerie night-vision footage of mysterious flashing objects flying above it and…

















