It looks like the Saiyans have finally arrived, which means that we’ll soon have all kinds of martial artist space aliens wreaking all kinds of havoc while searching for the Dragon Balls. Good thing we’ve prepared for this by feeding all of Africa’s blacks and…
Lots of strange things happening lately. Daily Mail : A serial crime spree has unfolded in Oregon as young purebred bulls are being brutally mutilated and killed, leaving many in the state to believe aliens are responsible . Harney County Sheriff’s Office first reported on…
Can you imagine the frustration of the ayy lmaos ? They keep hovering over cities, deserts, highways and trying pretty much everything to answer the very important question they’ve came to ask. Is there any intelligent form of life on Earth? Despite the ayy lmaos…
The recently sighted Imperial Star Destroyer UFO . Someone has the technology behind these unidentified flying objects and is driving around letting us know. We could try saying hi. Popular Mechanics : The U.S. Navy has confirmed that three online videos purportedly showing UFOs are…
Unidentified parties are flaunting their cool-looking spaceships all over the planet in what appears to be some kind of science fiction flexing battle. Daily Star : Images have emerged supposedly showing a black project government spy plane in the skies over Portland in Oregon, US…
One of the defining characteristics of Late Stage American Democracy is that we have abolished the concept of borders. People can just come into the country as they please, and even if soldiers are sent south to prevent them, they end up handing them water…
The last guy who stormed Area 51 to try to get answers about the aliens was shot dead. The solution is obviously hundreds of thousands storming the base at once . Fox News : Over 400,000 people have committed to a Facebook event pledging to…
Chimpanzee gestures follow the same laws as human languages, a new study in #ProcB suggests https://t.co/x0jvE8xESF First author @rapha_heesen kindly took the time to tell us more: https://t.co/M7jwwx6JTc pic.twitter.com/NzVMstW0Dk — Royal Society Publishing (@RSocPublishing) February 13, 2019 Of course the Russians are going to connect…
I mentioned the June 28, 2016 event wherein, during a session of the European Parliament, European Commission head Jean-Claude Juncker claimed that he was in communication with aliens yesterday, and that the versions of the video with English subtitles have been stripped from YouTube. A…
You read that headline and thought it was some kind of metaphor, I’m sure. But no. The Jews are actually sending fake Holocaust stories directly to the earth’s natural satellite. It’s shockingly similar to this old comic: It almost makes a man wonder if Jews…
This is one of those “agreeing with liberals, but for the wrong things” moments for me. Yahoo News : The Polish film “Kler” (The Clergy) has aroused passionate debate in the deeply religious country, winning awards but also triggering calls for it to be banned.…
So if you read the internets, you’ve probably heard of PLANET X – this is an alleged tenth planet in the orbit of our Sun that is going to at some point swoop in on us for some reason or reasons. This was supposedly a…
Well, this is too bad. I guess. Not really. Old people die and he wasn’t especially important. AP : Art Bell, a radio host best known for a paranormal-themed nightly show syndicated on hundreds of stations in the 1990s, has died at his home in…
This might not seem like a lot of money for the government, but it is a lot of money in a general sense. Also, they are almost certainly lying about how much money was spent on this. Especially to waste on UFOs. Obviously, these UFOs…
So let me get this straight. This guy travels back in time from the year 2048 and GIVE US a WARNING of an impending alien invasion… and the response it… to arrest him? Fox News : Bryant Johnson was arrested for public intoxication on Monday…
A Republican Congressman has asked a NASA panel about the chances that there was a civilization on Mars thousands of years ago. Good on him. Space.com : In case you were wondering, there’s no evidence that Mars hosted an alien civilization thousands of years ago.…
If only we had been as dedicated to combating our emissions as we were about fighting Zerg. We posted earlier about how Climate Change might be code for White eradication , but did you know it might be responsible for exterminating all alien life? According…
It’s about time this happened. We need to figure out what is going on with ancient aliens, and we need to figure it out quickly. A number of self-proclaimed UFO researchers claimed that a recently unearthed humanoid-shaped mummy is the latest evidence of alien life…
BREAKING NEWS A GUY DIED. People : Actor Bill Paxton died due to complications from surgery, PEOPLE confirms. “It is with heavy hearts we share the news that Bill Paxton has passed away due to complications from surgery,” a family representative said in a statement.…
Some of these aliens live to serve and don’t act like the Blacks at all. Aliens! Good news. New York Post : A team of astronomers believes that strange signals emanating from a cluster of stars are actually aliens trying to tell the universe they…
