Murder, rape, and cannibalism are all much more common among animals than faggotry and “changing sex” is. Many animals eat their own infants. Why aren’t we legalizing those as well? If something is fine because animals do it, why pick and choose? Breitbart : Transgender…
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Maybe the Bear Wouldn’t Have Been Messing with the Kid If He Didn’t Look Like Such a Pussy?
Bro, if you go around looking like you should be messed with, bears are going to start messing with you. How about man up, pussy? New York Post : A black bear waltzed into an Arizona cabin Thursday and mauled a 15-year-old boy watching TV…
Researchers Witness Orangutan Using Medicinal Herb to Treat Open Wounds
An orangutan was seen applying medicinal plant to its wound, marking the first record of such a phenomenon by any wild animal. pic.twitter.com/zF2uyRyT0I — New York Post (@nypost) May 2, 2024 How did scientists not know that orangutans used medicinal herbs? Or did they just…
Famous Jew Philosopher Says It’s Time You Reconsider Sex With Animals
Peter Singer is one of the greatest thinkers of our time Just the other day I was thinking: “maybe I should start having sex with animals?” Right on cue, a very helpful Jew came to address my concerns. It seems, indeed, I should start having…
Racist Orcas Attacking Refugee Boats Not Actually Racist, Scientists Say
Orcas have attacked hundreds of boats in the past three years. So are the killer whales, um… orcanizing? pic.twitter.com/Y2eYpsLv3I — AJ+ (@ajplus) August 22, 2023 Oh, so the whales don’t actually hate black people? They just think they’re silly and want to play with them?…
Agents of the Matrix Still Trying to Catch Sea Otter Guilty of Having Fun, Imprison Her for Life
This sea otter is a slippery one! Wranglers have been trying to catch her after a series of aggressive surfboard nabbings. https://t.co/jT35iX5MW4 pic.twitter.com/tWZaV6pnBy — USA TODAY (@USATODAY) July 19, 2023 Another day another failed attempt to capture sea otter 841. She enjoys long swims on…
Vegan Group Releases Ad Claiming T-Rex Gave Birth to a Chicken
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich… T-Rexes wouldn’t approve of you eating their descendants 👉 https://t.co/cxlUXI2HhY #DinosaurDay pic.twitter.com/GauRbTwjju — PETA (@peta) June 1, 2023 PETA, a vegan group, has an ad out saying that chickens are descended from the T-Rex dinosaur. So like, the…
Watch: Is This Man Truly the King of All Chickens?
Spartans….Charge…⚔️😏😅 Sound on…🔊🆙 pic.twitter.com/qhQRKHgJLq — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 16, 2023 It appears this man in this funny video I just watched is actually commanding an army of chickens. Did not know that was possible. I wonder if anyone can do this, or if he has…
Chinese Sheep Walking in a Perfect Circle For Days
I just thought you should know that sheep in China are walking in a perfect circle, and have been doing so for days on end. Official Chinese media announced this last week, and posted video from CCTV. Someone also went there and filmed it. They…
US Army has Been Torturing Dogs and Cats This Whole Time
Salute the Anal Flag of The United States of Puppy Torture, goy. That’s our values. It’s a very serious and moral country. New York Post : The Army Medical Research and Development Command has quietly allowed shooting cats and dogs for wound experiments despite a…
US Soldiers in Hawaii Accused of Blow-Darting Cats
Some of you may have wondered “what are US soldiers doing when they’re not having gay sex or training terrorists?” The answer, of course, is that they are torturing cats. Army Times : Army officials in Hawaii say they’re looking into reports made by an…
People Confuse This Cat for a Dog…!
I thought it was a dog. Did I tell you that I support a global nuclear war? Because I do.
You Should Always be Careful Around Otters
If there’s one thing I’ve always tried to stress on this website, it’s that you should never encroach on the territory of otters. New York Post : A Singapore resident was hospitalized after a bizarre animal attack last month in which he was accosted by…
Canada: Woman Arrested for Feeding the Bears Too Many Apples, Carrots and Eggs
More fascism in Canada. You can’t even feed the bears anymore. Idaho Statesman : Every week during the summer of 2018, a woman bought 10 cases of apples, 50 pounds of carrots and dozens of eggs. The food was for bears, Canada authorities said. A…
Czech Boars Discovered Helping Each Other Out of a Tight Spot!
I recently tried to eat a piece of corn in a cage and was trapped by a log, and I was yelling at the people on the street to help me and no one would. Instead, a fat woman started mooing at me, then a…
Taiwan Kills 154 Cats Over Fears They Could Have Undetectable Virus
The euthanising of 154 illegally smuggled cats has triggered a fierce political debate in #Taiwan – agriculture authorities say it was necessary to prevent possible spread of disease, animal rights groups say a reprieve shd have been granted to test the cats, politicians divided https://t.co/UKitFH8d9z…
Capybara Warband, Inspired by the Taliban, Takes Control of Rich Argentinian Neighborhood
Capybaras in Argentina are reclaiming their ancestral homeland, no doubt inspired by the recent success of the Taliban. Locally known as “carpinchos,” the giant rodents have occupied a rich gated neighbor called Nordelta, and are currently gathering support from the Argentinian people on social networks…
Moose Attack! Moose Attacks Much More Common!
One of the funniest things about the coronavirus hoax is that while stupid humans are sheltering in place, fearing to go outside because of an allegedly deadly virus that doesn’t even exist, wild animals are continuing to encroach on spaces formerly claimed by humans. Idaho…
Survey: Almost 10% of Americans Think They Could Beat Elephants, Gorillas and Lions in an Unarmed Fight
I’m sure I could beat any animal 1-to-1. If I fought an elephant, I would just climb up his silly long-nose and gouge out his eyes, then start punching him in the temples. It would be as easy as beating up my stupid whore wife.…
Watch: Bobcat vs. Husband, Round 1
Wild moment husband HURLS a 'rabid' bobcat across his lawn after it attacked his family https://t.co/VKcKAtZdzo — Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) April 16, 2021 A relaxing morning can quickly unfold. And it do. Oh, it do. Sometimes, a bobcat will come at you. It’s unclear…














