What a mess. Thailand might decide they would rather take Chinese money than be robbed and go to war and get destroyed with the US, but now the US has the absolute ability to overthrow the government at any point, because they went anal. Why…
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Japan: Second High Court Rules Ban on “Anal Marriage” is Unconstitutional
This is your payback for being an ally of the United States: they come into your country and force you to have gay sex. Japan Today : A Japanese high court ruled Wednesday that the country’s lack of legal recognition for same-sex marriage violates the…
Journalists Should be Replaced with AI
Jakub “Kuba” Zielinski, one of the new Polish radio AI presenters Poland is occupied by the United States. They made the decision to be occupied by the United States because Stalin was a very bad daddy and they want to hurt him in revenge. Most…
New Cardinal Elect Says Africans Don’t Like Faggots Because of Putin, Evangelicals and Moslems
Timothy Radcliffe, lover of anuses and guy who’ll vote in the election of the next Pope Radcliffe wanted to turn Africa into a big anal orgy. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky Russians and their morbid…
Georgia: Parliament Passes Anti-Anal Law After Nasty Old Hag Refuses to Sign It
Georgians appear to have narrowly won the battle against the Americans and their gay and vaginal allies. At least for now… Reuters : Georgian parliamentary speaker Shalva Papuashvili said in a Facebook post on Thursday that he had signed into law a “family values” bill…
Georgian Parliament Passes Anti-Anal Law
Look at that disgusting mutant promoting anal in Georgia, and tell me we don’t need eugenics Russia continues to influence Georgia’s politics. The only reasons Georgians would not want dicks in their asses is that they are working with the Russians. (That might as well…
Bulgaria: Parliament Bans Anal Indoctrination in Schools
Some people protested this law. There were only a few of them, and it’s debatable if they can be considered “people” at all. Bulgaria is an EU country. We’ll see how this works for them. Brussels Times : The Bulgarian Parliament voted overwhelmingly on Wednesday…
France: Olympic Torch Relay Had 3 Men in Dresses in It
So, wait. People are “shocked” by this? That’s the claim? Where have these people been for the last decade? Human Events : The Olympic torch relay in France included no fewer than three drag queens. The makeup-clad, wig-wearing men in high heels were spotted carrying…
Worst Korea: Court Blocks Methodist Church’s Excommunication of Pro-Anal Priest
Fake priest Lee Don-hwan attending an anal event So in the worst Korea of all the Koreas, you can’t even fire an anal priest. Korea Times : A local court accepted a pastor’s request, Thursday, to suspend the Korean Methodist Church’s (KMC) decision to excommunicate…
Florida: 18-Year-Old Arrested for Desecrating Anal Crosswalk in May
These anal crosswalks have become holy shrines to the sacred act of sodomy. They treat teenagers who do donuts on them as someone would have been treated in the Middle Ages for desecrating a Church. Life Site News : An 18-year-old Florida man was arrested…
Latvia Officially Legalizes Anal Partnerships
This is what you get for aligning yourself with America. You deserve this, Latvia. Reuters : Maksims Ringo and Janis Locs became the first Latvian same-sex couple to register their partnership on Monday, shortly after midnight when a new law came into force. After the…
Namibia: Following Years of US (Uncle Poop Eater) Pressure, High Court Forces Rimming, Fisting on Population
Using both bribes and threats of sanctions against Africa for refusing to go full anal was a policy started under Obama, and vastly expanded under Trump (with his pledge to may man-on-man anal legal everywhere on earth). (Politics makes strange bedfellows. But when Trump got…
Thailand: Senate Passes Law Approving Anal “Marriage”
The obvious and yet esoteric hot take here is that this is much less about anal than it is about signaling to the world that Thailand is on Team America, where everyone goes anal. Thailand has apparently always had a lot of homosexuals, and doesn’t…
Washington: Teens Arrested for Leaving Scooter Skid Marks on Anal Intersection
A tattooed fat woman witnessed the incident It’s just about what two consenting adults do in their own private bedroom. Also, it’s in the center of your street and we’re going to cut your son’s dick off. The Post Millennial : Three teenagers have been…
Poland Among Countries That Signed EU’s Newest “Total Anal Mania” Declaration
Katarzyna Kotula, Poland’s equality minister, holding some abortion pills People think the Daily Stormer is exaggerating. They think we’re joking. We don’t ever joke about anything, ever. It’s all true. You can’t join a military or economic alliance with the United States without being forced…
Maryland: Court Refuses to Let Religious Elementary School Children Opt-Out of Anal Lessons
Many parents are really shy about teaching their sons about how to get fucked up the ass. I talked to a dad the other day, and he said: “I know my son needs to learn how to get fucked up the ass, but I don’t…
Anal “Marriage” Now Officially Legal in Estonia
Well, at least they don’t have to be ruled by Russians. A man might feel sad watching his son getting fisted, but he can always say: “at least he isn’t speaking Russian.” The Guardian : Same-sex couples in Estonia are able to marry from New…
Burundi: President Condemns Anal “Marriage,” Says Faggots Should be Stoned
Why are Africans now much more civilized than whites? The Hill : Burundi’s president said gay people should be stoned, amid a larger crackdown on the LGBTQ community in the East African country. “If you want to attract a curse to the country, accept homosexuality,”…
Over 7000 Congregations Have Left the United Methodist Church Over Acceptance of Faggotry
I wonder how many congregations joined because they wanted more and more anal inside of the church? None? Oh. Well, it seems this is… bad policy? Christian Post : The number of congregations that have left the United Methodist Church amid the schism over the…
Lithuania: Government to Allow Faggots to Propagandize to Children
HEY LITHUANIA, IT’S GOOD YOU DON’T HAVE THOSE RUSSIANS RULING OVER YOU, HUH? GREAT JOB THROWING OFF THOSE RUSSIANS – NOW YOU’RE FINALLY FREE, YOU RETARDS. Euronews : The Lithuanian government moved on Wednesday to discard a controversial law dubbed by critics as the “gay…

















