The unfinished work of racial justice and equality call us all to account. Things must change, and Apple's committed to being a force for that change. Today, I'm proud to announce Apple’s Racial Equity and Justice Initiative, with a $100 million commitment. pic.twitter.com/AoYafq2xlp — Tim…
“Siri” is a “voice assistant” from Apple. A voice assistant is a computer program that men employ to talk dirty to them while they are masturbating, an activity which many men refer to as “strokin’!” However, Apple is now violating the masturbation fantasies of men…
HEY – BEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD THE NEW APPLE OPERATING SYSTEM (13.5) READ THIS: YOUR PHONE WILL BECOME AN AUTOMATED CONTACT TRACER. (Yes, you have to opt in. Once.) https://t.co/YbzVefnIXX pic.twitter.com/NsZHEi5pXG — Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) May 22, 2020 Apple is automatically installing a “contact tracer” app…
Siri is the biggest known security vulnerability in an Apple phone, and it is ideal to just turn it off . As far as we are aware, this is the only way the device can just start recording you without having been hacked. Though at…
The big push now is for people to install an app on their phones to track themselves so the government can keep track of where the flu virus is going. (I’m not even going to continue pointing out that this has nothing at all to…
Look, here’s the deal. Tracking people is very important because otherwise, viruses could spread and we cannot allow viruses to risk people’s lives. But the phones that a lot of poor people use don’t have the technology to allow the tracking app to work. Since…
Of course they’re not going to do red, white and blue. The virus hoax is a million, million times worse than 911, but it’s not inspiring patriotism. Oh good. A new phone for a collapsed economy. CNBC : Apple announced a new, cheaper iPhone model…
Phones will report to the government who interacted with whom. When people bought their phones, they thought they were buying just a smartphone with cameras and internet access. But now, phones are going to be turned into mass surveillance devices because the flu is very…
I’m sure they won’t ever misuse this data. The Hill : The federal government is in talks with Facebook, Google and other tech companies about ways to use smartphone location data to tackle the coronavirus, The Washington Post reported Tuesday. Washington is reportedly interested in…
For Tim Cook, grooming teenage boys is a full-time job. Being the CEO of Apple is just a side gig. Apple releasing the iPhone 7S as the iPhone 8 and at the same time releasing the iPhone 8 as the iPhone X was disgusting gimmickry…
Calling the iPhone 8s the “iPhone X,” and then deciding that the “X” meant “10” and calling its successor the iPhone 11 was some really tacky crap. The sort of thing that never would have happened under Steve Jobs. I guess someone told them to…
First, they waged war on gamers. Now, the battlefield includes vapers. Who will be next? I used to think that gamers were the most oppressed group on earth. And for a while, we certainly were. However, it seems like the whole world has suddenly agreed…
Imagine paying $1,000-1,400 for an iPhone only to have it contract AIDS after a software update. Daily Mail : Apple’s new iOS13 update ‘continues to be a disaster zone’, with users reporting that it drains their batteries . Multiple reports have claimed the iOS 13.1.2…
Wise man, will you grant us wisdom in our time of need? To Tim: The Button on the IPhone was FAR better than the Swipe! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2019 It really was just a dumb, stupid thing to remove the button.…
It’s a bizarre thought, something being manufactured in the US. Like, seriously, as a man born in 1984, it sounds to me completely bizarre. Of course, this isn’t really “manufacturing.” It’s just “assembling.” Like everything listed as an “accomplishment” of President Donald Trump, it’s a…
Apple wants you to buy another iPhone even though the iPhone 11 has substantively little if any real changes over previous models. But it does come in six different colors! People on the Internet are accusing Apple of deliberately slowing down their iPhones in order…
ULTRA WIDE The disgusting faggot Tim Cook loves anuses so much that he added an additional one to the back of the iPhone and called it “a new model.” The new iPhone 11 sports 3 anuses on its back and can go “ultra-wide.” This really…
It’s okay, Apple. I don’t care if you listen to me having sex. In fact, I’m honored by it. New York Post : Sorry we’ve been eavesdropping on your sex life. Apple on Wednesday apologized to its users for employing third-party contractors to listen to…
In the near future, we’re going to have virtual reality overlaid on reality reality – augmented reality . This is going to be dystopian AF, but whatever. Observer : Within the expanding realm of artwork that utilizes emerging technologies, there’s a lot of chatter about…
Steve Wozniak is primarily famous for having the best tits in Silicon Valley. He also co-founded Apple in 1976. He built the first Apple computer in 1975, and it looked like this: In an airport interview with TMZ last week, Wozniak was asked about electronic…
