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Syria Shoots Down Israeli Warplanes!

IDF btfo. Is it surprising that Israel is flying spy planes and combat aircraft over Syria? Not really. Is it surprising that they would get shot down? Yeah. But it’s pretty awesome, though. Al-Masdar News : A senior officer from the Syrian Air Defense in…

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Syria Truce Violated in Less Than an Hour

Let’s just trust the shady terrorist groups that it was Assad’s fault. New York Times : A cease-fire in the Syrian civil war, negotiated by Russia and the United States, officially took effect at sundown on Monday after a weekend of intensified fighting and a…

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Great Plan: Ash Carter Sending More Troops to Iraq

ISIS has released a comprehensive plan to catch and train Pokemon. We have to stop them. In the name of democracy and freedom. Ash Carter has stressed the need to “get all up in” Iraq before the launch of the Iraqi version of Pokemon Go.…

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Moscow Responds to State Department Plan to Bomb Assad

It appears that the State Department memo demanding open war against the government of Syria to protect ISIS-allied moderate terrorists was released in preparation for the coming Clinton administration. And you can be certain, if we get a Clinton administration, we’re getting an invasion of…

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(((State Department))) Demands Obama Bomb Assad

ISIS is a horrible terrorist organization trying to overthrow the regime of Bashir Assad. The solution to this problem? Bomb the Assad regime. CNN : More than 50 State Department officials signed an internal memo protesting U.S. policy in Syria, calling for targeted U.S. military…

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Russia Confronts Obama on Syrian Invasion

Obama’s initiative to bring tens of thousands of Syrians into the United States hinges on one thing: invading Syria. Russia is all like “yo is you playin, nigga?” RT : Moscow has voiced concerns over the landing of 150 US soldiers in Rumeilan, northeastern Syria,…

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Assad and Russia Prepared to Liberate Aleppo from ISIS

The evil dictator Assad – teaming up with the evil dictator Putin – is preparing to enslave the moderate freedom fighters of ISIS! There may truly be no future for liberal western democracy in Syria. RT : After liberating Palmyra from terrorist group Islamic State…

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Syria is Wrapping Up – Russia Near Victory

Russia isn’t all too concerned about the supposed peace talks because they no longer matter. As Kerry mourned in Munich, there isn’t going to be anyone to negotiate with once Russia kills all the terrorists. This war is now in a wind-down phase. ISIS is…

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John Kerry Basically Just Admitted Defeat in Syria

Aleppo was a developed, normal-looking city. Aleppo was formerly the biggest urban center in Syria. It’s been controlled by US-backed “moderate terrorists” since 2012. Presently, the city is about to be liberated by Russia and her allies, which will basically mean an end to the…

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