Tag: bashir assad

Syria: Assad Wins Election With 95% of Vote!

The President of Syria is really popular. The Guardian : President Bashar al-Assad took the oath of office for a fourth term in war-ravaged Syria on Saturday, after officially winning 95% of the vote in an election dismissed abroad. It was the second presidential poll…

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US Trying to Pin Another Gas Hoax on Assad!

The White Helmets might be a bunch of ISIS terrorists, but at least they believe in democracy and human rights. You may have noticed that this year, Donald Trump broke his April tradition of annually bombing Syria in response to a staged gassing hoax. However,…

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OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED: Bashar Assad Blessed by God

Syrian Army troops were doing a mine sweep and accidentally unearthed some ancient Byzantine artwork. Sputnik The Syrian army seized control of Akerbat in September 3, 2017. Combat engineers have been demining the territory, including rural and deserted parts of the country ever since. Only…

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Russia: SYRIA OFFICIALLY LIBERATED FROM ISIS

I think they already made basically this same announcement already, but whatever. Excellent, excellent news. Imagine being the US Jewmocracy and trying to explain how you’re still fighting “terrorism” in Afghanistan nigh two decades after invading? RT : The Russian General Staff has declared the…

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US Attacks Assad’s Troops, Claims Self Defense

Welp. Here’s this. Fox News : The U.S. military launched fresh air strikes against pro-Assad troops in Syria after they ignored repeated warnings from both coalition and Russian forces, officials told Fox News Thursday. The Syrian forces, in several vehicles including at least one tank,…

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Assad Invites Trump to Come Fight ISIS in Syria

While Iran is acting all weird, demanding their people be allowed to flood our country while they chant “death to America” – seriously, at the same rally, they did both these things – Assad is being a total bro. He’s just like “yeah, you wanna…

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Russia’s Syria Talks End Well

At first, I was kinda rustled that Trump didn’t send someone to the talks after Putin invited him to. Then I realized that it was like when you’re going out with your girlfriend and one of your guy friends is there and so you’re obligated…

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Muh Leppo: The Battle Cry of the Jingocuck

Lawrence Murray Atlantic Centurion December 16, 2016 Have you heard the news? There’s a humanitarian disaster unfolding in a Leppo because an evil dictator is dropping bombs and airstrikes on his own people. Civilians are being killed in a war. We’ve got to do something,…

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Full RT Interview with Assad

Assad seems like a pretty good boy. It’s rather easy for me to believe that he didn’t do nothing. In an interview to RT, the Syrian President warned against taking statements by western governments at face value, as in Aleppo, they seemed to care more…

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#TrumpEffect: Assad is About to Win Aleppo

You see. All it took to end this stupid war was a little bit of backing off. Let Russia do what they want to do. It’s already just about over. Oh, but you see – this is a dilemma for the US. Because they can’t…

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