The series premiere of HBO’s The Penguin aired on Friday, and despite avoiding the politicization that has befell many high-profile productions in recent years, the show is poorly written and lame. Neither the show’s reasonably high production values, nor Colin Farrell’s highly amusing performance as…
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Daniel Penny’s Legal Defense Fund Raises $2 Million
Daniel Penny, the hero who stands accused of manslaughter for accidentally suffocating a rampaging negro he was subduing, has raised nearly $2 million dollars for his legal defense on GiveSendGo in just a few days. I was wringing my hands wondering if I should promote…
Warner Bros. Cancels Release of New Batman in Russia
Jokes on you, Jews. No one wanted to watch this shit anyway. It looks horrible. Why is Batman bulletproof? Even if he has bulletproof armor, it doesn’t make sense he can just keep walking forward after taking hits from high-powered rounds. He’s not Superman. So…
Justin Trudeau Appears in Parliament Then Disappears Like Batman at Question Time
The way Batman gets away with hiding his identity is that he puts his mask on before going out into public. Justin really needs to study the Batman technique, if he truly believes he is the new Batman. Justin Trudeau appeared in Parliament again this…
Germany: 96-Year-Old “Secretary of Doom” on the Run After Being Charged with Committing the Holocaust
The shocking face of pure and total evil. More than 75 years after the six million Jews were gassed to death in steam chambers and turned into furniture and cleaning products, the woman responsible has been identified. It was a long and difficult investigation. It…
Jews Report That “Night Confusion Units” are Doing Mysterious Things
The Middle East is suffering from a pandemic of a deadly virus. Unfortunately, there’s no vax for Jews, so the only way to overcome them is through herd immunity and night confusion squads Oh wow. The poor Jews. Times of Israel : Hundreds of Palestinians…
Hollywood White Supremacy: Blue-Eyed Aryan Master Race Robert Pattinson Cast as the New Batman
In a repugnant display of white supremacy, Hollywood has cast someone neither black nor Latino to take over the role of Batman in the upcoming films. Just look at this man. Look at his eyes. Look at his skin. Look at his hair. Look at…
The Joker is My Other Favorite Comic Book Character
The Joker is my other favorite comic book character. He has never been portrayed properly on film. Everyone was all into Heath Ledger as the Joker. I’m not even really sure that his performance would have been so celebrated had he not died. It was…
Ben Affleck Quits Batman – Will They Finally Make a Black Batman Now?
It turns out that being in DC movies is nowhere as prestigious as being in Marvel movies. In fact, playing Batman is a way for a drunken divorcee to completely destroy his professional career. Variety : Ben Affleck is hanging up his cape and saying…
Cuck Superheroes and Trash Morality
The reason why I never liked (((Marvel))) or (((DC Comics))) was because they always has trash heroes and poorly written stories. Especially after waking up to the problems facing our people, I have never found a reason to consume their media, seeing it as nothing…
Batman Died 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
We don’t usually mourn celebrity deaths here on the Daily Stormer. In fact, we regularly celebrate them, because the modern concept of celebrity is in itself disgusting. However, this is different. Fox News : Adam West — an actor defined and also constrained by his…
There was One Time Donald Trump was Wrong About Something. One Time. One. Time.
I have long promoted the theory that Donald Trump is right about everything. Well. There is an exception to every rule, fam. Everyone should calm down. @BenAffleck is going to do a great job as Batman. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 18, 2013 Even…
Ben Affleck Attempting to Drink Himself to Death as Justice League Slated to be the Worst Movie Ever Made
When I saw Batman vs Superman, I said to myself and anyone I ran across who would listen to me for the next week: “wow, this is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. How did they even manage to make a…
Batman v Superman: A Fashy Film Review
Captain Confederacy The Right Stuff August 15, 2016 This review contains spoilers. I think there’s nothing sadder than when a right-winger watches some standard Hollywood fare put together by a team of registered Democrats and ascribes some deeper right-wing message to the film. I can…
Wonder Woman is an Israeli Jewess
Dawn of Jewstice: Jew Wonder Woman in the new top film. Admittedly, I do click on articles about Marvel Comics films. I don’t ever click on articles about DC Comics films, because they are always horrible. DC really has crappy characters to begin with (excluding…
Cop-Killing Batman Saves Unarmed Teen From Evil White Cops
The newest edition of Frank Miller’s Dark Knight series is tackling the very serious IRL issue of White cops murdering unarmed Black teens. The series is entitled Dark Knight III: The Master Race. Miller co-wrote it with Brian Azzarello, with art by Andy Kubert (mimicking…
Trump is Batman
Lawrence Murray The Right Stuff August 18, 2015 Des Moines, Iowa — CNN reports that Donald Trump , the tower-dwelling urbanite from New York, has revealed that he is in fact Batman: The Bowman family had driven from the western suburbs to see Trump and…
Batman Shooter Convicted, Government Continues to Ignore Threat of Batman
Will the madness of the Batman never end? Not if the government doesn’t get proactive, experts say. James Holmes, the Batman shooter, has been found guilty on 165 counts in the Aurora, Colorado massacre. Even as the families of the victims continue to mourn the…
Comic Cover Pulled to Protect the Feels of Tumblr Faggots
Social justice fixes those sexist pigs once again! Here I am, writing about comic books again. And I will tell you the reason. Part of it is definitely just that comic books were an important part of my life growing up, and on some level,…
Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson’s Antisemitism: “We’ve All Said Those Things”
Was getting Jewed part of your plan? Once again, a Hollywood figure has come out with a statement against the Jews. Or, rather, a statement which will be perceived by the Jews as a statement against the Jews. Gary Oldman, who played Chief Gordon in…
















