David Madrigal. No photo of the other one, but I’m sure he’s just as goblin-like. New Mexico is definitely living up to its name these days. Albuquerque Journal : Investigators are trying to figure out who was driving after two men were involved in a…
  These bean folk sure seem to have a problem with drink driving. The obvious solution is to import tens of millions more of them into the country and hope it all works out somehow. ABC15 : A man has been arrested in connection…
Julian Espinoza He was drunk, of course. (Though bean people are quite adept at causing fatal crashes when sober too.) AP : A Sioux City man who ran a stop sign and caused a fatal crash last summer has been given 10 years in prison.…
Hesler Munguia I also doubt he had a “license” to be in the country in the first place. WMC : A man has been charged in connection with a deadly crash on Thursday night. According to an affidavit, Hesler Munguia was driving a 2013 GMC…
From left: Scarlett Smith, Jackson Smith, Julie Smith and Josephine Fay Allowing favela monkeys to drive pickup trucks in America would be fine, they said. Their lack of opposable thumbs wouldn’t interfere with their driving abilities, they said. Daily Mail : Four members of the…
Osmaira Mendez-Urdaneta and Beverly Page Bourgeois. This fat beaness probably would have gotten away with it if she’d just returned to El Salvador and stayed there. But of course that wasn’t going to happen, not when there are so many other white countries out there…
Pedro Puga. This beaner had places to be. Why would he bother stopping for a white devil? AJC : A Texas teen was arrested for hitting a woman with his car when driving drunk, according to police. KAGS reported that around 2 a.m. Saturday, Pedro…
Claudio Perez. One can only imagine how much virulent racism and oppression this humble beaner must have been subjected to to end up in such a state. Look at the despondent expression on his bruised, bloodied face. White people did this to him. And yet…
Marcos Orozco. 70 years is a hell of a long time to keep a taco bender housed, fed and watered. Wouldn’t it be better if we shoved these colored convicts into gladiator pits and made them fight to the death for the public’s amusement? Just…
Rueben Justin Trejo. These border hoppers seem to cause an alarming number of fatal car crashes. But if that’s the price we have to pay to get delicious wraps stuffed with refried beans and all-purpose meat, I’m all for it. KSAT : Rueben Justin Trejo,…
LOL I see that helping all those little brown stubbies break into America really paid off for this traitor in the end, didn’t it? Seriously though, I feel bad for his three white daughters. Not because they don’t have a father anymore (given the sort…
Gustavo Blanco. Five children no longer have a father because of one beaner. Yet these are the people America supposedly needs more of in the largest numbers ever. The Fresno Bee : Fresno Police identified the man they believe is responsible for causing a fatal…
