Rafael Camey and Karen Splettstoesser. The judge responsible for this outcome is named Sohail Mohammed. Why would an all-American man like him side with this foreign brown person? New York Post : An illegal immigrant whose genetic material was allegedly found on a dead New…
Michael Elijah Vasquez. Another white family learns that diversity really is their greatest strength. WHNT : One person was killed in an overnight homicide in Decatur on Sunday. Decatur Police said they were called to the 3200-block of Modaus Road around 1:30 a.m. on Sunday.…
A lot of drug deals go wrong. Adding brown and black people to the mix, however, tends to significantly increase the likelihood of it happening. CBSDFW : Dallas police have arrested a 22-year-old man in connection with the murder of Patrick Lynn Parks, who was…
     Terrible stuff. But if watching our children get sacrificed to the sun god on the streets of Tennessee is the price we have to pay to get tacos and tortillas, I know where I stand. Metro : A dying teenage…
Heraclio Osorio-Arellanes. This spic was one of seven involved in the crime. But he was the one who shot and killed the agent… with an assault rifle that the ATF had legally sold to him, lol. Fox News : The man convicted of the shooting…
Aaron Trejo and Breana Rouhselang. This saga has finally come to a close. A lot of racists believed that the guy should have been let go. WNDU : A Mishawaka teen who pleaded guilty to killing his pregnant classmate and her unborn child was sentenced…
Juan Garcia. If you guessed drugs, you were right. PennLive : Before dying of his wounds, Dain Vollrath was able to give officers a description of the man who shot him late in the night on Dec. 14, police said. Juan Garcia, 25, of Harrisburg,…
Juan Antonio Cardenas. What was this student thinking, meeting up with three shifty beaners by himself? If he was getting $1,500 out of this one deal, he could have at least paid for a bodyguard or something. Dallas News : The man who fatally shot…
Jose Amador-Ayala. Sure, these beanfolk charge less than white workers for the same job. But is the downside – the constant threat of getting chimped on – ever worth it? NECN : A Fall River man has been ordered held without bail in the stabbing…
Salvator Martinez-Romero. So much for “they’re doing the jobs that Americans won’t do.” Lots of African Americans would love to rob that bank and stab the whites in it, let me tell you. AP : Authorities said a 72-year-old Beaverton woman named Janet Risch was…
Marcos Javier Morales Oslan, left, and David Manuel Cordero Hernandez. He was doing the work that they didn’t want to do. Unfortunately, he made the big mistake of speaking out when they refused to pay him. WKRG : Mobile Police believe they’ve found the remains…
Is that some kind of beannigger on the right? I can’t even tell. It’s times like these when I’m grateful for catch-all terms like “darkie.” AJC : LaGrange police added another suspect to its manhunt following a deadly shooting outside a motel earlier this week.…
Victor Arenas-Foote. He was none too pleased that his car had been impounded. CBS4 : Friends and family members are mourning the loss of a tow truck driver killed while doing his job over the weekend. According to the Office of the Medical Examiner, Paul…
A lot of beaners in the food industry tend to be a little on the homicidal side. But without them, how else are we going to make tacos, burritos and other delicious Mexican foods?? WLS : An Elmwood Park man is accused of ambushing a…
Zachary Lima. On the positive side, the colored chap also killed himself. Still an odd story, though. Not much information about the motive. The Kansas City Star : Authorities are investigating the death of two men whose bodies were found near the Milford Lake Dam…
  Yes, that’s actually the reason he gave to the authorities. Not the brightest bean in the enchilada, this one. KTRK : A Houston police sergeant died Saturday after a shooting in Houston’s East End, according to police chief Art Acevedo. Sgt. Christopher Brewster…
Sergio Ruiz Ledezma. Dios mío, what a schnozz! Not surprised about the crash, he probably pulls cars towards him just by inhaling. Grand Forks Herald : A Dickinson man has been charged with criminal vehicular homicide after a crash Wednesday resulted in the death of…
Antonio Lanham Mancilla. There are many good reasons to avoid associating with wetbacks and other diverse fellows, and one of those reasons is that these people are literally retarded. WKRN : A 19-year-old man is charged with reckless homicide after investigators say he shot and…
Dakota Michael Bublin. If a suspect is described as “white or Hispanic” in a US news report, then obviously he’s going to be Hispanic. Though I believe “beaner” is the correct scientific term. KSNV : The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department said one person was…
 Beansharks definitely seem more susceptible to shotgun deaths than mudsharks. I don’t think blacks have the necessary coordination to operate one of those things. 6ABC : A 61-year-old man has been charged with first-degree murder in the shooting death of his ex-girlfriend in Lower…
