Ben Carson will always do what’s right. As long as it’s not too hard, and he’s had time for his afternoon nap. Ben Carson always had his heart in the right place. He started out stabbin’ niggas, which is about as real as it gets.…
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Trump Taps Magic Ben to Resegregate Housing as Head of HUD
At first, Magic Ben Carson was running for President. Then he lost. Then he supported Trump. Then Trump was going to give him an appointment to pay him back for his loyalty. Then he said that he wasn’t experienced enough to hold any position in…
Magic Ben Turns Down Position in Trump Admin, Fearing His Lack of Experience Could “Cripple the Presidency”
This may well be the funniest thing yet. LA Times : Ben Carson, a retired neurosurgeon, didn’t let his lack of experience in elected office stop him from running for president. But now the former Republican candidate has taken himself out of the running for…
Magic Ben Throws Self Under Bus
We will miss his great insight. The crack-dealing gangster rapper turned Presidential candidate, Ben “Got a Body in the Trunk” Carson, has dived under the bus. Washington Post : Carson did not formally suspend his campaign. Instead, he said in the statement that he has…
Take Heed, Brothers: We are Still in Charge
Though symbolically, the Iowa situation is disappointing, in practical reality it means basically nothing. We got a very close second place, getting 7 delegates instead of 8. The last two election cycles, the winners in Iowa did not secure the nomination – Huckabee in 08,…
Trump in Mass: Shut Down the Mosques, Carson is Stupid, Obama Isn’t Really Bombing ISIS
Great speech from The Donald in Worcester. He calls the dumb Black Ben Carson stupid, citing the article we also cited here at the Daily Stormer that he doesn’t understand foreign policy because it’s so confusing. “He’s unable to comprehend foreign policy,” he said. “We…
Wacky Blacky Ben Carson Says Hexagram on $1 Bill was for the Jews
Dey called us da Seventh Day Inventists, cuz us niggas be inventin shit seven days a week. This Ben Carson thing gets weirder the longer it goes on. He just keeps saying wacky things, demonstrating outrageous levels of incompetence, yet here is is still in…
Dumb Black: Ben Carson Left a Sponge in a Woman’s Brain After Surgery
Former neurosurgeon Ben Carson; alleged victim Karly Bailey We keep hearing about his fantastic rise from Black poverty and all this other feel-good nonsense as he squeaks to us. We are told he is the New Black Jesus. And that tone of his, like Morgan…
WaPo Jewess Jennifer Rubin Says Magic Negro Worse Than Trump After Holocaust Comment
“I’ll get you Magic Negro! And your fighting pitbulls too!” Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer October 11, 2015 Jennifer Rubin: In the good old days, she would have been the one Jew female who demanded a place with the Rabbis to watch the Christian child’s blood…
Jew Seth Rogen Tweets “F*ck You” to Negro Ben Carson Over Holohoax Comments
Info Stormer October 11, 2015 Ben Carson’s comments about the Holohoax has the untalented fat Jew Seth Rogen afraid of being turned into soap. The fat Jew actor Seth Rogen has tweeted “f*ck you” to Negro presidential candidate Ben Carson over comments he made relating…
Black Carson Says He’s Against Sharia Law in America Because of Gay Rights
Dr. Squint-Eye Negro has one issue with Sharia law in America: Gay rights. Remember that singularity I keep talking about, where trolling is indistinguishable from real life? Which will be very good for trolls, and not very good at all for non-trolls? Well, we’re getting…
Dumb Black Ben Carson Apologizes to the Faggots for Light-Weight Comment Against Them
“Nigga ah bees duh muffuggen dakta, beetch.” -Ben Carson’s campaign slogan The sickening Black bastard and alleged Republican Presidential “Hopeful” Ben Carson has issued an apology to faggots for statements he made in an interview. He had indicated gayness was a choice, citing prison faggotry…
Kosher Conservatives Continue the Search for the Magic Negro
Dr. Ben Carson. Have “conservatives” finally found their Obama antidote? There is nothing that Republicans fear more than the accusation of “racism”. To avoid this horrible charge, many kosher conservatives have sought to find the magic Negro, a black conservative who can become the Republican…













