Tag: bernie sanders

Bernie Sanders Condemns Mass Import of Indian Garbage

Elon Musk is wrong. The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad. The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires…

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What Ever Happened to Bernie?

-NOT EVEN FILLER – LITERAL SPAM – I HAVE TO GO- What ever happened to Bernie Sanders? I just saw a headline about him for the first time in months. Didn’t really read the story. Don’t care and already know what it says. Here’s the…

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No Refunds Bernie Blames Lying Press for Campaign Failure

In a classy homage to fellow failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders recently took the opportunity of a media interview to blame the media, and not himself, for the failure of his own campaign. CNN : Bernie Sanders ran for president in 2020 because…

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Oh and Bernie Dropped Out

Losing to a literal walking skeleton either means your ideas aren’t very popular or you ran a horrible campaign. And as far as I can tell, Bernie’s ideas are pretty popular. This would maybe be a more important news story if… no, it wouldn’t really…

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Alpha Male Joe Biden Sweeps Three More Primaries

Yo nigga, gimmie yo keeds, we goin ridin with Biden. Joe Biden is so alpha, no wonder everyone wants him to be president. He hates black people. New York Times : Joseph R. Biden Jr. easily defeated Senator Bernie Sanders in three major primaries on…

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JUST KILL ME NOW

Just literally kill me right now. People are seeing these pictures and then voting for Joe Biden. This world is pure evil and I simply cannot be a part of it anymore. If you see me, please, please, please – just kill me.

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