Earlier this week, Beto O’Rourke invaded a press conference held by Governor Greg Abbott about the school shooting in Uvalde, Texas. The highly moral O’Rourke, believed to be an Irish Mexican, was using the dead children to promote his campaign for governor. Beto O’Rourke just…
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Abortion Soldier Beto Holds Major Baby-Killer Rally in Houston!
The Abortion Wars have only just begun. We’re recruiting a few good men to fight for the rights of WOMEN. Because the fact is: MEN CAN’T GET PREGNANT. No matter what we were telling you a week ago – MEN CAN’T GET PREGNANT. Today is…
Beto O’Rourke to be the Democrat Candidate for Texas Governor? Looks Like.
Common Republican wisdom is that it is impossible for a Republican to win another gubernatorial race in Texas. That wisdom stops looking so wise when we start talking about Beto O’Rourke. New York Times : Beto O’Rourke, the former El Paso congressman who became a…
Beto O’Rourke is Legitimately Unhinged, Attacks Trump for Trying to Deport His House Servants
This was my favorite headline of the Beto 4 Prez era. It turns out that Donald Trump isn’t going to go through with his plan to ban immigration. But after it was announced, we witnessed former Democrat presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke make some really weird…
The Mars Volta Singer Accuses Scientology of Poisoning His Dog Again
I assume Scientologists probably actually do this stuff. They function the same as Jews or Mormons. It’s actually the only way to survive in this multicultural hell – you have to be in an extremist cult. Stereogum : Cedric Bixler-Zavala of the Mars Volta and…
Poor Bastard Beto O’Rourke Kills Entire Family Before Turning Gun on Self
No, I’m just joking. I wish he’d committed a murder-suicide, and would have assumed he’d do that before dropping out. But all he did was drop out. CBS News : Former Congressman Beto O’Rourke of Texas announced Friday he is dropping out of the presidential…
CNN Responds to Beto’s Vow to Do Door-to-Door Gun Grabs: “Yo, Brah…”
So Beto is just openly saying that he’s going to go door-to-door and steal your guns. Even my favorite CNN columnist Chris Cillizza is like “WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE LAD.” CNN : Beto O’Rourke’s best moment on Thursday’s Democratic presidential debate — which also doubled…
Beto O’Rourke Says He’ll Mass Round-Up People’s Guns
I’ve said that Beto O’Rouke is being propped up as a candidate even though he’s well below 1% in the polls because he’s being used to humiliate white men. As a representative of white men, he is the most pathetic welp imaginable, and simply makes…
Your Soy Face is What’s F-ed Up, Beto
Beto O’Rourke, known for being edgy (extremely interesting), has dropped an F-bomb while demanding that Americans be stripped of their basic Constitutional rights after some guy in Texas couldn’t take it anymore and went on a GTA-style rampage . We don't know how many have…
Beto O’Rourke Gives a Press Conference About El Paso Walmart Massacre, Cries
My current belief is that the El Paso Walmart Massacre was staged by Beto O’Rourke as part of a viral marketing campaign for his presidential run. Seriously, why the hell is a presidential candidate giving a press conference about a mass shooting? How does that…
Beto O’Rourke Brags About How His Ancestors Owned Slaves!
Niggers are getting OWNED by Beto O’Rourke! The Democratic primaries are getting double-awesome, as candidates attempt to outdo Donald Trump’s ultra-racism with ultra-racism on steroids. Not to be outdone by former vice president Joe Biden, who has claimed that he doesn’t want “grimy boot-lipped niggers”…
Beto: America was Founded on White Supremacy
In a last ditch effort to… actually, I don’t know what this is a last ditch effort to do. He can’t possibly be trying to save his campaign at this point. Anyway, Beto O’Rourke is saying that America is an evil country founded on pure…
On Eve of Jew Election, Beto Calls Bibi a Racist
Beto has a whole lot of Jewish donors . He’s even been on a trip to Israel with his Jew-backers. But apparently, his Jews aren’t the kind of Jews that support Bibi Netanyahu. The Hill : Former Texas Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D), in an apparent…
“Beto” Announces His Campaign Again, Says He’s Going to Paint America Brown
For some reason “Beto” O’Rourke has announced for a second time that he is running for president. I don’t know if he forgot he already did that or if this is some kind of strategy to confuse and dazzle his enemies. Maybe because everyone thought…
Jewish Billionaire Mike Bloomberg Publicly Humiliates Soy Goy Beto: “He’s Apologized For Being Born”
Like every American Jew, Mike Bloomberg has never apologized for being born male and Jewish. Only goyim must apologize for being male and goyish, and the Jew is disgusted by their submission. Breitbart : Thursday while speaking at the Bermuda Executive Forum in New York…
The Dems Might Pick Beto. You’d Better Do Something, Donald.
A challenger hath appeared. Beto held a rally last night against Trump’s rally in Texas. Politico : If Beto O’Rourke runs for president, he should thank President Donald Trump for the kick in the pants. For three months, O’Rourke had drifted in and out of…
Texas Democrats Reportedly Asked Non-Citizens to do Voter Registration
New reports are suggesting that the Democrat Party does not believe in democratic values. Considering that the Democrat Party has been so concerned about foreigners interfering in the United States electoral process, it is quite shocking that there are reports of them asking non-citizens to…














