What did Binance even do? AP : The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking to pause its high-profile lawsuit against the cryptocurrency exchange Binance as the regulator tries to present itself as more crypto-friendly under a new administration. Binance and the SEC filed a…
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Big Banks Preparing for Fed Reversal on Crypto
You might as well go ahead and place the order for your Lambo, crypto bros. It’s all coming up roses. We’re standing on the verge of the big win-win! New York Post : The Federal Reserve and the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency…
El Salvador Submits to the IMF, Stops Forcing People to Use Bitcoin
JUST IN: 🇸🇻 El Salvador smash buys another 11 Bitcoin! 20 $BTC in 7 days 59 in 30 days TOTAL: 6,067 BTC worth $602,568,362 pic.twitter.com/WMNFtq3nhi — Bitcoin Archive (@BTC_Archive) February 4, 2025 The IMF is, like all of these “international institutions,” simply an arm of…
Trump Says Tariffs May Cause “Some” Pain
“Some”? Bro, single biggest one day crypto drop in history. Fix this shit. I don’t even know wtf “tariffs” is. RT : US President Donald Trump has acknowledged that Americans could feel “some pain” from newly imposed tariffs on foreign trading partners, but insisted the…
Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!
In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting a website where people sold drugs. As if no one ever sold drugs on Facebook.…
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El Salvador Will Buy More and More Bitcoin Despite IMF Begging Them Not To
🇸🇻EL SALVADOR SECURES $3.5 FUNDING DEAL ➡️Bitcoin remains legal tender ➡️El Salvador will continue buying bitcoin (at possibly an accelerated pace) for its Strategic Bitcoin Reserve ➡️Bitcoin capital markets will continue to be built; for example, the recent tokenized issuance… — Stacy Herbert 🇸🇻🚀 (@stacyherbert)…
Bitcoin Pops to $106,000 After Trump Says He Wants Bitcoin Strategic Reserve!
If Trump makes Bitcoin strategic reserve and causes $15 trillion to be dumped in it, I will forgive whatever wars he starts for the Jews. Reuters : Bitcoin surged to a record high above $106,000 on Monday after President-elect Donald Trump suggested he plans to…
Bitcoin Hits All-Time High After Trump Win Becomes Clear
Betting on Trump on Polymarket was a good idea and so was buying Bitcoin. It’s cooled off slightly now at time of writing, but during the period where it first became obvious Trump was going to win, the biggest cryptocurrency hit $75,000, a new all-time…
Trump Buys Burger with Bitcoin!
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump uses #Bitcoin to pay at a bar in New York. pic.twitter.com/ZAkeW5AH5g — Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) September 18, 2024 One of the most historic transactions in #bitcoin history was just made. President @realDonaldTrump buying burgers at @PubKey_NYC with @tpacchia . Block height:…
Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
TRUMP’S 50 MINUTES #BITCOIN 2024 SPEECH SUMMARIZED: ⮕ ON HIS FIRST DAY ONLY, HE WILL FIRE GARY GENSLER. ⮕ HE SAID THAT BITCOIN WILL PROBABLY SURPASS THE MARKET CAP OF GOLD ONE DAY! ⮕ TRUMP WILL MAKE THE US THE CRYPTO CAPITAL ON THE PLANET…
Bukele Attends CPAC, Says the Empire is on the Verge of Collapse
It’s not just the financial policy. It’s the double whammy of the financial policy and the totally unhinged global conquest agenda. One can’t fall without the other falling. If either falls, they both fall. Then: we shall all be healed. RT : The US economy…
El Salvador: Bukele Gets Reelected With over 80% of the Vote
He’s for sure the “coolest dictator.” In a free country, you’ll just keep electing a dictator. The Guardian : El Salvador’s president, Nayib Bukele, has won a thumping victory in elections after voters cast aside concerns about erosion of democracy to reward him for a…
ETF Approved, BTC Drops Massively. Weird.
The ETF was approved, There is some explanation here, I’m sure. It’s some Jew swindle to lower the price so they can get more for their ETF. That’s what they were doing with the FTX swindle, but they’re just doing one last push to get…
Bitcoin Jumps Back to $47,000
Previously: The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet from the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real Bitcoin is back on top again after having dropped as a result of the hacking of the SEC’s Twitter account. A few minutes ago (at time of writing)…
The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet From the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
It was a fake tweet! As it turns out, the SEC has not approved a Bitcoin ETF. RT : The US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) claimed on Tuesday that its apparent approval of Bitcoin-denominated exchange-traded funds (ETF), which sent the value of the cryptocurrency…
Zhao to Plead Guilty to Trumped-Up Charges, Step Down as Binance CEO
So, does this mean we’re in the clear…? New York Times : Changpeng Zhao, the founder of Binance, the largest cryptocurrency exchange in the world, agreed to plead guilty to money laundering violations, according to court papers made public on Tuesday, a stunning blow to…
Revealed: Faggot Fake Speecher Musk Tried to Jew Us with Dogecoon
Listen, buddy – we don’t give a shit about your fake free speech where you’re banned from talking about Jews (the only thing people needed free speech for in the first place), and we don’t give a shit about your crappy “Dogecoon.” You’re a shitcoiner…
Standard Chartered: Bitcoin to Hit $50,000 by the End of the Year, $120,000 by the End of 2024
I’m not the one saying it. RT : The world’s leading cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, could surge to a new record high next year, a top analyst at Standard Chartered predicted this week in a note seen by Reuters. According to Geoff Kendrick, the cryptocurrency could climb…
RFK Jr. Vows to Defend Bitcoin, Does Shirtless Pushups, Trains to Avenge Father and Uncle
As president, I will make sure that your right to use and hold Bitcoin is inviolable. Bitcoin is not only a bulwark against totalitarianism and the manipulation of our money supply, it points the way toward a future in which government institutions are more transparent…
















