I commissioned this painting of myself partying on July 4th and it’s already finished because of all these technologies. Americans might not know this, but less than half the readership of Hoax Watch is American. Traditionally, I wake up at ungodly hours in order to…
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Jew: “Cryptocurrencies Have the Support of the Patriotic Anarchists… Shut It Down!”
At the House Financial Services Committee hearing on cryptocurrencies on Tuesday, the Jew California Congressman Brad Sherman said, and I quote: “cryptocurrencies have the support of the patriotic anarchists who are rooting for tax evasion – I hope we shut it down.” It’s an amazing…
Of Course “Lightning Saves Electricity” is a Good Talking Point
#Bitcoin uses 1/5th of the energy traditional finance does, and second layers like the Lightning Network make sending millions of transactions at the speed of light trival. You can support @CoinCenter here: https://t.co/I4VRCHLTS5 — Documenting Bitcoin 📄 (@DocumentingBTC) June 30, 2021 When the disgusting shitbag…
Mircea Popescu was a Cool Guy, But Let’s Hope His Keys Drowned with Him
Mircea Popescu owned as much as 5% of the total Bitcoin supply when he up and drowned. RT : One of the world’s biggest individual bitcoin holders, Mircea Popescu, has reportedly died in Costa Rica at the age of 41, leading to uncertainty over the…
Likely Next Mayor of New York Says City will Become “Center of Bitcoins”
Yes, the plural of “Bitcoin” is “Bitcoin.” But give the guy a break – he’s black, for cryin’ out loud! CoinDesk : On the eve of New York City’s mayoral race on Tuesday, Democratic front runner Eric Adams has given a brief endorsement of the…
A Hundred John McAfees Could Fix the Earth
John McAfee was a true American original. As we are all wondering just exactly how he died, we should also take time to remember his life. John was born in Virginia. In 1987, he founded McAfee Anti-Virus, something which became a horrible nuisance. Those of…
CBDCs Rising: Israel Has Already Tested “Digital Shekel”
The Jews are already preparing for a digital currency. This is a core element of the incoming new world order. Jerusalem Post : Israel has already conducted a pilot test of a digital shekel cryptocurrency, Bank of Israel Deputy Governor Andrew Abir said, perhaps inadvertently,…
Janet Yellen Explicitly Denied Incoming Hyperinflation (She Actually Said the Word Aloud)
Last Thursday, the Jewish Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen specifically claimed that there will not be hyperinflation. This comment seems to have largely slipped under the radar, but it’s a pretty big deal for someone in her position to acknowledge the possibility of the worst conceivable…
Fox News Hecker Sticks It to Fox News Bitcoin Cockblockers
Project Veritas interviewed a woman named “Ivory Hecker.” She is an employee at Fox 26 Houston. Hecker is hecked off about news stories being completely and totally cockblocked. One such story was about Bitcoin. Hecker claimed that the no-coiner fat cats in charge said that…
Elon Back on the Victory Train (But We Don’t Need Elon)
Costa Rica 🇨🇷 newspaper made El Salvador's recent #Bitcoin legal tender bill their headline! pic.twitter.com/2lKTVjB0Kc — Documenting Bitcoin 📄 (@DocumentingBTC) June 13, 2021 Elon is back on the Freedom Train to Glory. On Sunday, he tweeted that Tesla is going to use Bitcoin, the mining…
CBDC: Fedcoin is Now the Topic of the Hour – It Won’t Stop Bitcoin and is Actually Good for Bitcoin
It has become obvious that cryptocurrency is the logical money of the future. The government is now trying to preempt the mass adoption of Bitcoin by inventing their own cryptocurrencies. Governments across the world are talking about CBDCs (“Central Bank Digital Currencies”). POLITICO : The…
All Signs Now Point to the Inevitability of Bitcoin
I have a friend who is a shitcoiner. He was ultra-bullish on shitcoins, even after the recent crash. When he was bullish, I was hesitant. Now, he’s saying he thinks there’s going to be a more serious crash – because Joe Biden is going to…
I Would Never Advise Anyone to Invest in Bitcoin
I give a lot of health and fitness advice. In fact, I’m working on a big diet article, which will be an update of my previous work in the field. There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing from readers who have lost weight…
Internet Villain Trump Shown to Have No Influence as Bitcoin Breaks Out…!
Bitcoin is the money of the internet. As a Citizen of the Internet, I view any attack on Bitcoin as a direct attack on the sovereignty of my nation. Earlier this week, Bitcoin was attacked by the looming internet villain Donald Trump. Trump called the…
El Salvador Officially Makes Bitcoin Legal Tender
El Salvador is now the most serious country on earth. “The Big Sal” as it is known will now rocket into a Wakanda style future, while the rest of the world – especially crime-riddled, Jew-run shitholes like America – are left behind. Coindesk : El…
Joe Biden Wants to Attack Bitcoin Over Fake Ransomware Hacks
Joe Biden is famous as an “anal president.” He loves it when anuses are penetrated by penises. In particular, he wishes to help homosexual men penetrate the anuses of small boys. Shockingly, however, he is looking for the anus of Bitcoin – because he plans…
Feds Somehow Recover Bitcoin Ransom from Colonial Pipeline Hack
The feds have announced that they were able to recover some of the Bitcoin that was received as ransom from the Colonial Pipeline hack. Yahoo! News : The Department of Justice announced Monday that it had recovered $2.3 million in cryptocurrency from criminal hackers who…
Donald Trump Pulls an Elon, Kicks Bitcoin in the Face, Triggers Biggest Sell-Off Yet
There are a lot of bad things happening to Bitcoin right now, but on Monday night, the biggest selloff yet took place, probably signaling the definite end of the bull market. This happened hours after Donald Trump kicked Bitcoin in the face. The failed president…
El Salvador Officially Introducing Bitcoin as Legal Tender
Elon Musk and the rest of the global warming hoaxsters can rot in hell, nothing can stop Bitcoin. No coiners will weep and they will tear their hair out and rend their clothing. First stop, El Salvador – next stop, several other third world countries!…
Bitcoin Miami Conference Shows That Bitcoin is the Future
Elon Musk has been working hard to destroy Bitcoin, for unknown reasons. At the same time, the Bitcoin community has been working hard to ensure that Bitcoin dominates the earth. The community came together over the weekend in Miami for a conference to celebrate the…


















