Jamall Smith Allowing blacks behind the wheel invariably ends in chaos and destruction. WFSB : Waterbury police have arrested a suspect accused in a fatal crash that happened on April 22. On Wednesday morning, police arrested 26-year-old Jamall Smith. He was wanted in connection with…
Jermaine Sneed It’s amazing how much devastation one drunk jiggaboo can cause when he’s behind the wheel. WDRB : A Louisville man has been charged with murder after police said he drove drunk, causing a crash that killed one man and seriously injured four other…
Shayla Harris Blacks just destroy everything in their path. WKYC : A Cleveland woman faces felony charges after reportedly hitting four people and two dogs on three different days in Westlake. Police say they were first called on April 4 to a home on Caroline…
Jayona Brown Allowing 17-year-old sheboons to drive is objectively insane. WTVF : Jayona Brown, the teenager charged in a deadly crash that killed a Metro police officer, is now facing charges in the adult court system. She faces several charges, including vehicular homicide, in the…
Marlon Sewell One of the jurors didn’t want to put a brutha in jail. No really, that’s the reason this happened. New York Post : A Brooklyn man who ran over and killed an art curator in 2015 while she was out shopping for holiday…
  More white lives ruined because at some point in time someone in power said “you know those people who never invented the wheel? I think it’s about time we let them behind the wheel.” WTVD : A local college is dealing with the…
Tevin Washington She appears to have been burned alive. That’s the sort of thing that really should only happen to mudsharks. NBC Chicago : A man who went out for drinks on his 25th birthday allegedly crashed into a rear of another vehicle, sending it…
Tekle Lennox and Chris Burnham The officer deserved the fracture for trying to apprehend the black. You only apprehend someone if you think he’s committed a crime – and what kind of racist would ever think a black committed a crime? BBC : A hit-and-run…
Anyone want to guess why he was driving so recklessly? Go on… just one guess. WXYZ : An 89-year-old woman who was a passenger in a vehicle that was hit by a suspect fleeing police in Ferndale has died, police say. Mary Lackamp died from…
Melvin Woolley. You can’t really blame these nogs for speeding off; most of them are wanted for at least three other serious crimes. The Denver Channel : Police have arrest a suspect in connection to a fatal hit-and-run crash in Lakewood Saturday night. Lakewood police…
Khelsy Chanta Rice. There is something uniquely terrifying about the notion of a drugged-up negress driving a (presumably stolen) vehicle. I think it’s because the chances of her crashing it are literally 100%. Index-Journal : A Clinton woman is set to spend 16 years behind…
Stanley Brown. Motorcyclists, cyclists, pedestrians… these are just three of the things that might as well be considered bowling pins when a drunk dindu is on the road. KBJR6 : A Duluth man has changed his plea to guilty after hitting and killing a motorcyclist…
Oliver Alonzo Shepherd. Of course, he drove away afterwards like a good dindu nuffin. AJC : An anonymous tip led to the arrest of a Covington hit-and-run suspect accused of striking two women earlier this month, killing one of them. Oliver Alonzo Shepherd, 55, has…
Jason Patton. Due to their poor coordination and lack of experience with wheels, even sober negroes are often a menace on the road. If they’re drunk as well, it’s more or less certain that they’re going to crash into something (or someone). Tennessean : A…
Eddie Crout Jr. The poor fool, thinking he could just stroll across the road without diversity getting in the way. What decade did he think he was living in? The 1950s? KCRG : Police have arrested a 28-year-old Chicago man for his alleged role in…
Dewayne Brown. For all their inventiveness, whites can be very easy to fool. If a baboon puts on a suit and glasses, for example, many whites will forget that he’s a baboon at all and give him things that no wild animal should have –…
Albart Shores. I doubt his drunkenness is all that relevant. Blacks do this sort of thing constantly even when sober. WXOW : An Onalaska man has been charged with homicide by intoxicated use of a vehicle for a crash that killed two people in Sauk…
Lisa Marie Williams. The victims were all members of an assisted living facility, which makes me suspect that the facility wanted them dead. Why else would they hire a black female driver?? Union Recorder : A 59-year-old Milledgeville woman has been arrested on criminal charges,…
Darran Johnson. It’s sad what happened to the East Elves. They were captured by the evil wizard Morgoth, corrupted and twisted beyond repair, and transformed into orcs. If you study those orcs carefully, though, you’ll notice that a few of them still retain some of…
Joanna Goodfellow. This negress is clearly a high yellow, which might explain why she actually put some time and effort into covering her tracks and misleading the investigation. Most regular dark-skinned blacks ain’t got time fo’ that sheeiiitt. WMC5 : Memphis police have arrested a…
