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Black Panther Finally Dead from Ass Cancer

This is truly a frightful day, when a true hero has died from coronavirus. No, wait, sorry – he died from ass cancer. BREAKING: #BlackPanther 's Chadwick Boseman has passed away after battle with colon cancer: "The family thanks you for your love and prayers."…

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No, Not Chadwick! Please, Anyone But Him!

2019 (left) vs 2020. Something dire has happened to our beloved Chadwick. May our hearts be upon him. New York Post : Chadwick Boseman sparked concern among fans when he posted a video of himself on Instagram and unwittingly revealed his notable weight loss. The…

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The CIA Tweets About Black Panther

During tonight's #Oscars we’ll ask a series of poll questions to get your views on the feasibility of Wakandan technology today & share the expertise of a top CIA scientist, “Rebecca,” on how #Wakanda ’s tech matches up w/emerging “real life” tech. #ReelvsRealCIA #BlackPanther —…

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I Sure was Wrong About Black Panther

I pride myself on not making hard predictions, generally. But sometimes I do make hard predictions. I hard-predicted Black Panther, an all-black film, would hard-flop like the all-girls Ghostbusters remake flopped. Even more than I pride myself on not making hard predictions, I pride myself…

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For Sure Part Two of Di Black Panther Go Come!

Good news, fellow Wakandaphiles! Due to the phenomenal success of Black Panther – a documentary about an advanced, real-life African nation that black people concealed from white people to stop them from culturally appropriating it – it looks as though we’re going to be getting…

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Jared Taylor on Wakanda

The movie about how all dem niggas wuz KANGZ actually has real world equivalents. Liberia and Ethiopia are a couple of examples of this, the former having never been colonized by Europeans and the latter only having a brief period in which it was colonized.…

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