Kids will be kids. I’m sure we all did stuff like this when we were young. Evening Standard : A group of youths beat a 77-year-old man with one of his own crutches before stealing his mobility scooter, police said. The pensioner was approached by…
Boris Edwards There’s something quintessentially British about a black rapist named “Boris.” And I mean that sincerely. South Yorkshire Police : A 55-year-old man has been jailed for a decade after admitting raping and beating a vulnerable woman in Sheffield. Boris Edwards, formerly of Fawcett…
These Englishmen seem to be becoming more and more violent by the day. Sutton & Croydon Guardian : A woman had her teeth broken during an attempted robbery earlier this month. The attack happened at 11.30am on Tuesday, February 4 at Reeves Corner Tram Stop.…
Frank Iyamu Are there still people out there who would be shocked by this? Manchester Evening News : A carer has been found guilty of sexually assaulting a vulnerable woman who has cerebral palsy. Frank Iyamu, 56, was told to prepare himself for prison after…
I’m genuinely surprised the police aren’t searching for the woman instead. Avon and Somerset Police : We are releasing CCTV footage to help us identify a man in connection with an assault on a bus in Bristol. A woman, in her 20s, was travelling on…
This black should have known better than to molest a schoolgirl without first receiving permission from her Pakistani owners. London News Online : Police are appealing for information and help to identify a man after a child reported being sexually assaulted. At 12.30am on Friday,…
Farirai Shereni. Umm… racist, much? Imagine calling someone “nightmarish” just because their skin was dark. Birmingham Live : A homeless rapist who dragged a woman from the street and attacked her in Birmingham city centre has been jailed for 13 years. Farirai Shereni was described…
I suppose the term “mixed race” was getting rather offensive. “Dual heritage” is much more 2020. Daily Mail : Police have launched a manhunt after a teenage girl was raped in an alley near a school in Greater Manchester last night. Officers were called to…
Ivor Collingwood-Williams. It’s where he belongs. Because truly, mental illness is what made him do it. Not that fact that he’s as black as an eggplant. Metropolitan Police : A man who stabbed two women in the street in two unprovoked attacks has been sentenced…
Edward Bartley. Freeing this gentleman is the perfect opportunity for Brits to demonstrate their commitment to anti-racism. I trust they’ll make the right choice. Mirror : A serial rapist jailed for life after a sick knifepoint attack is making a bid to be free. Edward…
Josephine Conlon. Turning your back on blacks is a big no-no. Really, you should never allow these people to leave your line of sight. Mirror : A mother screamed ‘I’ve been stabbed’ after she was knifed in the back in an unprovoked attack while pushing…
Remember, Bongs: just because you’ve binned your knives, doesn’t mean the darkies down the street have done the same. Always assume that these people are armed with at least one illicit butter knife or potato peeler. Kent Online : New CCTV images have been released…
Joshua Banana and Kim Jenner. Well. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don’t they? BBC : A woman who was raped said a police smear test “potentially saved my life” after it found pre-cancerous cells. Kim Jenner, 26, waived her right to anonymity after her…
Grace Spence Green. This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read. MyLondon : A 22-year-old trainee doctor was left paralysed after a man who jumped from the third floor of Westfield Stratford landed on her. Grace Spence Green, who studied medicine at King’s College…
    Black people hate you and they want you dead. Don’t ever let them get behind you, especially if you’re facing the road or train tracks. Metro : A mother accused of pushing a pensioner into the path of a bus after…
Andrew Delsol. His methods might have been a little on the brutal side, but this fella knew how to keep those bitches in line. No doubt about it. Telegraph & Argus : A sadistic torturer has been jailed for life for raping two women as…
Daniel Boakye. Yikes. This poor Bonglander got a PREMIUM part and parceling. Barking and Dagenham Post : A Dagenham man has been jailed for life for murdering a man with a machete in South Ockendon. Daniel Boakye, 32, of Western Green, Dagenham, was told he…
I think British women and girls are better off avoiding parks altogether at this point. The Mirror : A 14-year-old girl was raped in a park in broad daylight in Birmingham, according to police. West Midlands Police say the girl was attacked on October 4…
Eleas Alfa Patience Godwin. No one ever suspects a black gentleman. But you’d be surprised at how often they do this sort of thing. Southwark News : On Tuesday, 15 October, a woman contacted police reporting that she was raped at around 3am in Tibetan…
The fact that the victim was in her 50s is enough to know this was a negro. Who else but a nog would choose to rape an elderly woman? Sutton & Croydon Guardian : A picture of a man police wish to speak with has…
