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Internet Poll: 90% of British Want Boris to Resign

Is Boris trying to escape? This isn’t a scientific poll. It’s an internet poll. But 90% is a lot of percent. RT : The Independent newspaper said a poll of its readers has revealed that the vast majority of respondents want British Prime Minister Boris…

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Boris Getting in on That Russia War

Boris called up Joe Biden and was like “I hope it’s not too much of a piddle torp, but the tiddle tip might be a fine spot for the bangies.” Biden called him a “rat faced cockroach tickler” and refused the offer as “darn malarky.”…

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Megavaxed UK Gets Highest Number of New Cases Ever

The vax works and it’s just that we haven’t taken enough of them. It’s kind of like if you have a headache and you shoot yourself in the head but you still have the headache. The solution is obviously to shoot more bullets into your…

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Disheveled Slob Boris Johnson to Cancel Vax Pass

It turns out, implementing a vax pass actually cripples a country. Sunday Times : Boris Johnson will announce this week that he is scrapping plans that would have required vaccine passports for entry to nightclubs, cinemas and sports grounds. On Tuesday, the prime minister will…

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