Today in things you already knew but are nonetheless grateful to the media for confirming so that you can spam the link to regime boot-licker faggots… RT : Elite special forces from the UK and the US have been present in Ukraine since the beginning…
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UK: Country Applauds “Conservative” MP Who Plans to Cut His Dick Off
Literally couldn’t conserve his dick… Breitbart : Conservative Jamie Wallis has become the first Member of Parliament to come out as transgender in an extraordinary post on social media in which he also claimed to have been raped and blackmailed. The Tory MP said that…
After Flying to Saudi to Beg Them for Oil, Boris Johnson is Denied His Request
A swing and a miss! RT : UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s bid to secure the assistance of Middle East oil exporters in pressuring President Vladimir Putin to end Moscow’s military offensive in Ukraine has come up empty, failing to win any immediate pledges from…
Boris Johnson Says Impending Russian Invasion of Ukraine Will be WWIII
Meet the new Churchill, same as the old Churchill. The World War II comparisons are not totally outrageous. Remember that World War II started because Britain had sworn to defend territory held by Poland, which was occupied by German citizens, which were being abused by…
Internet Poll: 90% of British Want Boris to Resign
Is Boris trying to escape? This isn’t a scientific poll. It’s an internet poll. But 90% is a lot of percent. RT : The Independent newspaper said a poll of its readers has revealed that the vast majority of respondents want British Prime Minister Boris…
Boris Getting in on That Russia War
Boris called up Joe Biden and was like “I hope it’s not too much of a piddle torp, but the tiddle tip might be a fine spot for the bangies.” Biden called him a “rat faced cockroach tickler” and refused the offer as “darn malarky.”…
Poll: Disheveled Slob Boris Johnson Least Popular Leader on Earth, Granny Fetishist Macron Second
One of the big problems with democracy is that the government is run by psychopaths and pedophiles installed by corporations, foreign governments, and other special interests. The leaders tend to be sadistic, and they tend to hate the population, and get off on forcing them…
Boris Johnson was Hosting Private Cocktail Parties at the Height of the Alleged Pandemic
JUST IN – Downing Street staff held "wine-time Fridays" throughout the pandemic. Boris Johnson regularly witnessed the gatherings, attended a "handful." 🍾 staff bought a fridge to store wine, Prosecco & beer. https://t.co/MubuCrILN1 — Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) January 14, 2022 It’s been revealed that Boris Johnson…
UK: “Conservative” Government Pardons Past Convictions for Faggotry
It’s not enough these people have never conserved anything in the present, they can’t even leave the past alone. BBC : Any conviction that was imposed on someone purely due to consensual homosexual activity under now-abolished laws will be included in a scheme aimed at…
Megavaxed UK Gets Highest Number of New Cases Ever
The vax works and it’s just that we haven’t taken enough of them. It’s kind of like if you have a headache and you shoot yourself in the head but you still have the headache. The solution is obviously to shoot more bullets into your…
Johnson Attacks Genocidal China Olympics, Says Might Boycott
Most conservatives are too retarded to understand that claims of China committing a genocide are just as nonsensical as claims that Kyle Rittenhouse was a white supremacist mass shooter who killed three blacks. What that means is that it’s not just the left who is…
UK: Border Force Refuses to Stop Invader Boats Even After Government Says They Will
Pay pensions or die trying You can’t live a normal life in your country because there’s allegedly a virus. There’s no proof of any virus, but that’s what the government/media said. However, no virus is stopping people from foreign countries from flooding your country to…
Failing to Change the Weather Could Mean Mass Migration and Food Shortages, Boris Johnson Says
This is the deal: now that they’ve completely restructured your entire existence and understanding of your role in the universe, and your relationship to the state, they are spinning the entire coronavirus hoax into a reality-defining global warming hoax. The Guardian : A failure by…
Boris Johnson Says the Vaccine Doesn’t Prevent Infection or Transmission of Alleged Virus
Out shilling the booster shot over the weekend, Boris Johnson just stated outright that the vaccine does nothing to protect against infection or transmission of the alleged coronavirus. He said: So the message is that the boosters are fantastic. The levels of protection are really…
UK Government Partnering with Bill Gates to Do “Build Back Better” Globalist Plot
Speaking at a Global Investment Summit alongside Prime Minister Boris Johnson, billionaire Bill Gates announced he will work with the UK government to help bring down the cost of green technologies https://t.co/4iMNT5rWix pic.twitter.com/FzuXcEZMsB — Reuters (@Reuters) October 20, 2021 lol. Build Back Better isn’t some…
Disheveled Slob Boris Johnson to Cancel Vax Pass
It turns out, implementing a vax pass actually cripples a country. Sunday Times : Boris Johnson will announce this week that he is scrapping plans that would have required vaccine passports for entry to nightclubs, cinemas and sports grounds. On Tuesday, the prime minister will…
Boris Johnson Vows to Flood the UK with Huge Numbers of Afghanis
Apparently, this isn’t even about diverse vibrancy. It’s about “doing our duty” because of “our values” and “who we are.” AP : Britain is starting to bring its troops home from Afghanistan as the country’s evacuation operation at Kabul airport ends. A Royal Air Force…
Disheveled Slob Boris Johnson Announces Vaxx Will be Mandated to Get Into Anywhere by September
JUST IN – England: Proof of full vaccination to be made mandatory for entry to nightclubs other venues where large crowds gather from the end of September. Negative tests will not be sufficient anymore. pic.twitter.com/y6FRj75LEL — Disclose.tv 🚨 (@disclosetv) July 19, 2021 Remember when they…
UK: Dozens of People Investigated by Police for Saying Mean Things to Black Football Players on the Internet
The number one problem the world is facing is the coronavirus. The number two problem is global warming. The number three problem? People saying mean things to black people. Daily Mail : Dozens of people are being investigated for racist tweets about England’s Euro 2020…
What is Even the Relationship Between Coronavirus and Global Warming?
Sir David Attenborough is a rich and powerful elitist who wants to force the population into even worse slavery by hoaxing them with a ridiculous weather-change hoax. According to recent tweets by Boris Johnson, Attenborough is really excited that the coronavirus hoax proves that it…

















