Boris is now just trying to pimp this hoax as hard as possible to prevent being removed for not pimping the hoax hard enough. He’s totally surrendered. The Sun : Boris Johnson has delivered an ultimatum to Greater Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham – telling him…
With its economy in freefall due to corona restrictions, the un-British government of Boris Kemal (AKA Johnson) has got its priorities straight. They’re focused on what really matters: suppressing criticism of Jews. Universities have been threatened with having their funding cut off unless they agree…
You can go to jail and be fined for breaking the lockdown rules. Unfortunately, they’re so bizarre and confusing that not even the leaders of countries understand them. Yahoo : Boris Johnson has been branded “totally incompetent” after he was unable to explain the new…
Pictured: Boris Johnson trying to save the UK from the virus hysteria. After stating that he hoped life will return to normal by Christmas , Boris Johnson is now comparing a second lockdown to starting a nuclear war. Daily Mail : Boris Johnson has played…
It’s good manners, and common sense. RT : After cabinet minister Michael Gove said wearing masks in shops is ‘good manners’ and won’t be mandatory, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that it will be, with those in England and Wales who refuse facing a…
This entire coronavirus hoax hinges on a certain portion of the population believing the entire hoax and serving as enforcers of the hoax on the rest of the population. If they are planning on force-vaccinating, force-microchipping, rounding up people and throwing them in camps –…
It’s about time someone said it. Coronavirus is only a threat to severely old and/or severely overweight, unhealthy people, and Boris Johnson is not that old, so his obvious conclusion is that his allegedly bad experience with being infected with coronavirus is a consequence of…
You guys remember that Holocough thing, where they literally won’t let you leave your house so that terminally ill people in their 80s and 90s get to live a few extra weeks? Yeah, that doesn’t apply to brown people. It just doesn’t. Nobody really knows…
People are locked up, out of work and depleting their savings because the government says that isolation is the only way to keep people safe from the scary coronavirus enemy until a vaccine is ready. Now the government says that people will have to pay…
I would have a lot more respect for Juggs Johnson if he named his kid after a TikTok nurse. As we’ve seen, they are the real heroes of this epidemic. This is so gay. CNN : UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his fiancee Carrie…
Boris Johnson sports a hale complexion, despite being ravaged by an evil communist virus from China. I’m simply shocked that a 55-year-old man was able to survive the flu. I guess this is the power of prayer. Oh no wait, it’s Britain. I guess this…
Boris! Not Boris! CNN : British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has spent a second night in intensive care at a London hospital, suffering from coronavirus. Johnson is in a stable condition, according to junior health minister Edward Argar. “I understand the Prime Minister is in…
The good guys named their secret organization “Cobra” for some reason. You’d best start believing in the media hyping up jingoism in preparation for a war with China. Saying this is leaked from a Chinese lab is no longer a racist conspiracy theory. The highly…
The Cobra Command Center is really gay. Boris Johnson just went to the hospital. He’s fat, but I think this is fake. I mean, he probably went to the hospital, but it’s probably just a cough, and the reason he went was to create the…
Isn’t it embarrassing for a country to have a leader announcing a bastard child? I guess I just maybe don’t understand current year social norms, but this seems slightly embarrassing. Reuters : The couple have been living together in Downing Street since Johnson became prime…
Tonight we are leaving the European Union. pic.twitter.com/zZBsrf4BLe — Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) January 31, 2020 It hath occurred. New York Times : To the recorded peals of Big Ben and the gentle fluttering of Union Jacks, Britain bade farewell to the European Union at 11…
For a long time, I’ve believed that Brexit wouldn’t ever actually happen. And that if it did, it would be some “soft” form that just lets bureaucrats operate as if it hadn’t happened, as they plan to eventually reintegrate officially. But what Boris did in…
Well that wasn’t much of a contest at all, was it? BBC : Boris Johnson will return to Downing Street with a big majority after the Conservatives swept aside Labour in its traditional heartlands. With just a handful of seats left to declare in the…
Holy hell. How are we still talking about Brexit? Hello, 2016 Department? Business Insider : British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has parodied the 2003 rom-com “Love Actually” in an ad asking people to vote Conservative in support of Brexit. In Johnson’s remake of the iconic…
The idea is that this will effectively be a second Brexit vote and if Boris wins, Brexit will then happen. Except I think Boris will win and Brexit won’t happen. RT : UK MPs have voted for a pre-Christmas general election to take place on…
