If you’re going to *checks notes* implant a computer chip in your brain, you probably want the safest one, right? Right??? Well, Elon Musk’s brain implant is not the safest! There is another way to get that sweet, sweet brain implant! New York Post :…
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Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Elon Musk’s @neuralink is preparing to implant its brain-computer interface device into a second human patient, aiming to enhance cognitive functions and allow direct interaction with computers. Despite only 15% of the implant’s channels functioning in the first patient, Musk… https://t.co/6OlbBdQ3AA — GoBliss (@GoBlissLive) July…
Elon Musk Again Vows to Put Computer Chips in Everyone’s Brains
I’m not putting a computer chip in my brain. But I would think even if someone wanted that, they would want Google or Apple to do it, rather than the guy responsible for the Cybertruck. RT : Cell phones will become obsolete in the future,…
Elon Claims Neuralink Let Man “Tweet with His Thoughts”
Elon is now claiming that guy with the brain implant is tweeting his thoughts using Telepathy. First ever post made just by thinking, using the @Neuralnk Telepathy device! https://t.co/mj8GfiuDcD — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 22, 2024 From what I understand, he didn’t actually just send…
Watch: Man Allegedly Uses Elon’s Neuralink Brain Chip to Play Chess
https://t.co/OMIeGGjYtG — Neuralink (@neuralink) March 20, 2024 A quadriplegic man now uses just his BRAIN WAVES to control a mouse cursor, thanks to @ElonMusk ‘s @Neuralink brain implant. That lets the man play Chess and Civilization VI online, making his life much more fun. Innovation…
Elon Musk Says First Human Trial of Neuralink Brain Chip Showing “Promising” Results
The first human received an implant from @Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 29, 2024 The first @Neuralink product is called Telepathy — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 29, 2024 Elon Musk totally failed…
FDA Approves Human Study for Elon’s Neuralink Brain Implant
We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study! This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day…
WEF Says It’s Time to Start Putting Microchips in Kids
Just to be clear: these people definitely do run the world. Even libertarian commentator Tom Woods admits that now. He used to be all against “conspiracy theories,” now every show is about how the World Economic Forum controls the world. So, it matters when they…
Elon Musk About to Start Human Trials for Neuralink Brain Chip
Number one anti-Elon YouTuber Thunderf00t has done infinity videos about how Elon Musk’s Starlink cannot possibly be used for normal internet usage. That’s a series of satellites he’s putting into the sky, saying it will be used to bring the internet to like, African villagers…
Clown World is Gone: You’re in the Bunny World Now
The absurd has turned deadly. A black NFL player murdered a white family without the media making a scandal about it, and all the human rights organizations remain silent about the Capitol Stormers being tortured in prison. It was fun for a time to point…
Brain Chip News: Elon Musk Releases Video of Monkey Playing Video Games with His Thoughts
I already wrote an article about emerging technology today, but I did think you should know that Elon Musk released footage of his monkey playing video games with its thoughts. RT : Muskâs mind-machine interface company, Neuralink, has released startling footage that purports to show…
Silly Celebrity Slut Amanda Bynes in Psychiatric Ward After Accusing Her Father of Implanting Her with a Brain Chip
Amanda Bynes and her father the microchipper. What creepy, sick people. As more proof that reality itself is dissolving due to a lack of effort put into maintaining it, the former child star and do-nothing slut Amanda Bynes has been admitted into involuntary psychiatric care…







