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Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop

No one likes to see a middle-aged woman crying because there’s no food, but British slang is so stupid I can’t really view them as human. Why do they not just shoot hoarders? You see these pictures of these people rolling out with all the…

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British Prime Minister Announces Incoming Bastard Child

Isn’t it embarrassing for a country to have a leader announcing a bastard child? I guess I just maybe don’t understand current year social norms, but this seems slightly embarrassing. Reuters : The couple have been living together in Downing Street since Johnson became prime…

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The British Finally Return to Their Beautiful Blue Passports!

This is a symbolic victory for Britain. And an aesthetic victory. Those reddish-brown EU passports are disgusting. CNN : The British government has unveiled the country’s new, blue post-Brexit passports, hailing the return of an “iconic” document that became a thorny issue during the UK’s…

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