Ma’am, please take off your shoes and show me your tits. I personally think that a Federal Pussy Police (FPP) or a Bureau of Pussy Checking (BPC) is a great idea. However, I’m confused as to exactly how the TSA is currently managing to function…
Adel Sambrano Ramos. This guy is originally from the Philippines. But he seems to have had no problem embracing California’s unique and vibrant culture. The Sacramento Bee : Prosecutors announced Thursday that they intend to seek the death penalty for Adel Sambrano Ramos, the man…
Another video proving that modern womyn truly are strong, independent beings that don’t need no man. Daily Mail : This is the terrifying moment a woman is mugged at gunpoint and violently thrown to the ground as she approaches the front door of her apartment.…
Jacob Oehlcke. Two more teens were also arrested, but their identities haven’t been revealed. But I’m sure they were also… whatever this thing is. KCRA : A teenage girl killed in West Sacramento over the weekend was shot in the back, the Yolo County Sheriff’s…
Those Boomer bastards thought that the Third Worldification and aWOKEning of America would let them grill and mow in peace? Think again, old timer! You will live to see everything that you love in ashes. Miles of brown unkempt weeds and wildflower patches where green…
The traditional (and proven) way to discipline students is to beat them with an axe, but now in Commiefornia teachers can’t even suspend students. Smdh. One of the big problems in the lawless hell that is California is that it’s getting very difficult to give…
Uber drivers have been banned from picking people up at LAX, so you have to take a shuttle bus to a different place to call your Uber. This is all fine and well – until your bus explodes. CBSLA : At least three passenger buses…
If black people weren’t so dangerous, it really would be worth having them around for the lolz. New York Post : As far as suspects go, this one is pretty sketchy. Police in California are trying to track down a crook using a caricature drawing…
These are the freedoms your ancestors died to protect. You might not like it, but this is what peak democracy looks like. . @LondonBreed here’s a pic of a man on drugs taking a poo in aisle 10 of @Safeway Marina Sunday morning in #SF…
Byron Mitchell and Danielle Jones. Imagine allowing a wild animal into your home and thinking everything would be okay. She wasn’t even a coalburner. In fact, the reason he chimped on her was because she kept rejecting his advances. Task & Purpose : Nearly four…
The American people are literally paying the Border Patrol people to go around saving invaders in need. Breitbart : San Diego Sector Border Patrol agents rescued 22 migrants from California wilderness areas during a 24-hour period ending on Friday. The rescues followed the onset of…
Harold Osbourne. No photo of the suspect, but I can’t imagine someone with the name “Uluao Frank Muasau” not looking like a literal gorilla. The Press-Enterprise : Authorities arrested a man suspected of fatally shooting another man in San Bernardino early Tuesday. The shooting, which…
Full footage starts at 0:51. That was one lucky cop. If he hadn’t had backup, that rabid coon would have gone full Sweden on him in the middle of the road. ABC7 : Los Angeles police shot and killed a person armed with a machete…
Horace Van Vaultz Jr. If there’s one thing these DNA tests are good at, it’s proving that a dindu did it. Patch : One of law enforcement’s newest crime-solving tools was used to bring capital murder charges Friday against a Bakersfield man accused of killing…
Well, you can’t live in a lawless Mexican state like California and not expect this sort of thing to happen to you. KABC : Authorities have arrested a suspect in the murder of a man whose body was found in the trunk of an abandoned…
I specifically remember Charlie Kirk telling me the opposite of this. Other people, if I recall, also told me the opposite of this. I do believe. LA Times : Democrats dominate politics in California and Republicans are doomed for one simple, overriding reason: shifting demographics.…
Of all the people in LA he could have targeted with his bucket of steaming liquid shit, this nog chose a white person. What a pure, unabashed coincidence! NBC : A night near the Hollywood Walk of Fame would change a woman’s life, as she…
I don’t know what’s more predictable: the fact that a nig-nog was found responsible for a decades-old murder, or the fact that he was already in prison for a completely separate murder. CBSLA : A 60-year-old man already serving prison time for an unrelated murder…
I’m shocked to see something like this in the New York Times: I mean, it seems pretty racist. New York Times : Two murder suspects who escaped from a California jail on Sunday were captured late Tuesday night while trying to cross the southern border…
Jerome Dzwonek. AN IPHONE CORD !!! This has to be a first! Daily Mail : A man has been arrested on suspicion of strangling a woman to death with an iPhone cord. Police arrested Jerome Dzwonek, 21, on Tuesday, two days after the body of…
