“Hey kid, I heard you like hockey. Do you wanna cut your dick off?” Many people don’t understand what the media means when it says “the values of our democracy.” People claim that “the values of our democracy” is overly vague, and that it could…
I wonder how long it will take Harry to realize what he has done? I wonder if he is infected with some kind of alien brain parasite? The deal is sealed. There are officially no black people in the royal family. Daily Mail : The…
All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow,…
Nick Grewal and Allyson Danylko. In a sane world, she’d be banned from getting that surgery. Her future boyfriends have a right to know that she’s a race mixer, and what better indicator of – and punishment for – that than a permanently disfigured face?…
The little abo girl, minutes before she tried to defraud a major bank. Being a cop in Canada isn’t easy. Not only do you have to learn Canadian law (which is nearly impossible to understand because it’s all writing with British spelling as well as…
We keep being told that satanists do not actually exist, and that all satanists are really just edgy atheists. And yet, actual satanists do exist and they occasionally get put in prison for their satanic rituals, which include animal torture and sacrifice, and child pornography.…
Markel Jason Downey. Nova Scotia means “New Scotland.” I’m not convinced that this gentleman is what the founders had in mind when they built the place. The Chronicle Herald : A Cole Harbour man’s trial on a charge of first-degree murder and two counts of…
tfw someone on Facebook says they don’t believe in Hitler’s homicidal masturbation machines. Wait, I thought Justin Trudeau got arrested and imprisoned for dressing up like a black guy at a Halloween party in the 80s? He’s still Prime Minister of Canada? How did I…
Canada has a huge problem. Some Canadians, in spite of weed president Trudeau’s best efforts, still remain sober. This must change. Smoking weed turns you into a passive, submissive and lazy person. In other words, a perfect embodiment of Canadian values – according to the…
This is certainly an extreme case. You hear stories of the gay mafia taking over organizations and refusing to promote non-gays, but outright telling someone they have to have gay sex or they won’t be promoted is, I believe, new. National Post : The Canadian…
All the feminists I’ve seen that want to “support” trannies seem to have something in common… but I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is. Canada is not a real country, but it consistently produces real lulz. Life Site News : Correctional Services…
At Queen’s Park @Sflecce calls motion by @tcdsb vice chair Mike Del Grande unacceptable and he condemns the comments that linked gender inclusive/identity motion to beastiality etc #onted #onpoli Chair #tcdsb mariarizzo has also condemned pic.twitter.com/cKlkT14P1K — Kristin Rushowy (@krushowy) November 25,…
Robert Latimer is a Canadian father who DID THE RIGHT THING and euthanized his severely retarded vegetable daughter 25 years ago and all the Good Church People, busybody bureaucrats and shrieking harpies have been harassing him for it ever since. The only reason that he…
No terrorism-related charges were laid against him, though. That could have been construed as Islamophobic , something which Canada is strongly against. Global News : Abdulahi Hasan Sharif has been found guilty of all charges laid against him in the 2017 Edmonton attacks that saw…
Meghan Murphy After invading all of men’s spaces under the banner of Equality, some women are uncomfortable with the idea of losing their women-only spaces to men who say they’re women. BBC : A Canadian library has been criticised for refusing to cancel an event…
Who died and made you Robin Williams? This isn’t simply a triumph for the LGBTQ+ community, but also a triumph for everyone who likes to get fucked in the ass. It’s also a triumph for people who fuck animals and small children. It proves that…
Rude to a little retard? This gives new meaning to the phrase “how dare you?” Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg joined thousands of protesters marching in Canada’s energy heartland Alberta yesterday as a smaller counter-rally led by a truck convoy of oil and gas workers…
Empress Greta Thunberg’s army has faced a small Evil Adults force in what’s probably the first skirmish between the forces of the Sunny Weather Empire and normal, working people who really want to see the world burn out of pure, intrinsic colonialism running through their…
The first thing the thinking flyer asks when getting on a plane is “what are the politics of this airline?” Thankfully, we’re finally getting some answers. RT : Addressing passengers as ‘ladies and gentlemen’ is discriminatory against those who don’t identify as either, so let’s…
Every member of the underground terror group I.N.C.E.L. is issued a secret ring with a cyanide capsule inside which they are to swallow if ever they are captured, so that the agents of Z.O.G. cannot torture them to extract secrets of the underground terror network.…
