Blood can tell you lots of things if you have the means to listen. Japan Today : Toshiba Corp said Monday it has developed a technology to detect 13 types of cancer from a single drop of blood with 99 percent accuracy . Toshiba, which…
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UK: Mouth Cancer Rates Have DOUBLED in a Generation to a Record High Thanks to Oral Sex, Smoking and Drinking
Mouth cancer rates are about twice as high in men compared to women, so the United Kingdom should do something to fix the gender mouth cancer gap and achieve equality in this field too. Daily Mail : Mouth cancer rates soared in the UK last…
Scientists Find Antidote to Bioweapon Capable of Putting a Cute Face on Iggy Pop’s Body
Have you ever wondered if there’s a magical potion or something able to put a cute face on Iggy Pop’s body? No? Okay, but you should know that such a concoction exists and it is called “veganism.” HIGH PROTEIN VEGAN TEEN! View this post on…
1 in 3 Breast Cancer Cases Could be Prevented If Women Ate Better, Exercised More and Drank Less
Women campaign to Free the Nipple but remain silent about what they can do to free their breasts from cancer. Daily Mail : As many as one in three breast cancer cases could be prevented with simple lifestyle changes, a new report suggests. Researchers from…
Is the Evil Jewess Ruth Bader Ginsburg Finally Going to Die or What?
Pictured above is the Jewish Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg on one of her better days. Earlier this year, there was a great deal of speculation about the Jewish Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Due to health problems, she was unable to appear…
One Year of Being Fat Reduces Women’s Lifelong Chances of Surviving Cancer
Plus size “model” Tess Holliday is likely to have bowel or breast cancer and eventually die a horrible death “ Fat shaming saves lives ” is not hyperbole — it is a fact. Every year carrying extra fat increases women’s likelihood of dying after a…
Millennials’ Health Plummets After 27, Everyone is Obese, McDonald’s Sells Big Macs for Breakfast
You can’t escape fat people. They’re everywhere. Your neighborhood is full of them, your workplace reeks of them and your school promotes them. The media celebrates them. Self-inflicted sickness are one of the hallmarks of our civilization. Wherever there’s fatness, there’s also sickness. To better…
Childless Women and Married Men More Likely to Die of Cancer
Being a whore has serious physical and mental health consequences, but here’s a twist: marriage has similar negative health consequences for men. Presumably because men are marrying whores. Daily Mail : Childless women are 72 per cent more likely to die of cancer than mothers,…
Did Michael Bublé’s Vagina-Worship Music Literally Give His Son Cancer?
WARNING: This music is now proven to literally cause cancer. Play at your own risk. Nationalist Science has long-since categorized the music of Michael Bublé as spiritually cancerous, as it causes women to think that they are strong and special, and also causes men to…
Korean LA Times Owner Says Social Media is a Cancer
Well, here’s something that I think I probably agree with. CNBC : Billionaire Patrick Soon-Shiong on Wednesday advocated for a change in how people consume news on social media, calling the platforms the “cancer of our time.” “The short attention span we’re creating in this…
Monsanto Fined $289M for Gassing Negro with Insect Repellant
Was it done in a wooden gas chamber tho? Inquiring minds require this information. I never thought I’d say this, but Monsanto finally does something to make me like them. They revived an ancient, revered tradition of our people, for the modern age. Gassing minorities…
Finally: Demonic Tumor John McCain to Allegedly Retire
Oh, God, let it be so. John McCain, who is widely considered to be more tumor than man now, has been teasing America with promises of his imminent demise for months. Yet, like a dumb Tinder skank or a Californian mechanic, he’s been flaking out…
John McTumor Doesn’t Want Trump Gloating at His Funeral
He might be the first man in history to be remembered less fondly than the tumor that killed him. Nobody wants to have a bunch of people gloating over their deaths at their funeral. John McCain is no exception. But here’s the thing: if he…
Cancerous Bastard McCain Hospitalized For Gut Surgery – Is He Finally Gonna Bite the Bullet?
Some say he’s more tumor than man, now. The heavens themselves were so offended by John McCain’s countless crimes that they struck him down with a brain tumor. But like a cockroach, he just won’t die. His unnatural hatred for the White race seems to…
An Actual Cure for Cancer Could be On the Way
Hopefully, finding a cure for the cellular Jew will help us fight off the humanoid one as well. Cancer is basically your body’s own cells becoming corrupt, multiplying endlessly while sapping your own resources, and eventually attacking your vital organs until they fail. This is…
Adventures in India: Cancer Stricken Jailbait Adventure (Triple Threat)
Wow three rapes on one trip to the market for a 14-year-old cancer patient. This road-rapism is being called a “crisis” on the roads of India, and the opposition is calling for men who engage in it to be castrated. RT : A 14-year-old cancer…
Liberals Doom Sick Children to Painful Death to Spite Trump
Sorry Timmy, we’re gonna have to cut your treatment short. It would be racist to accept money in the name of Trump. I’m sure you understand. There’s no one in this world more hateful, no one lacking more compassion than liberals. These people would be…
Zika Cures Brain Cancer! Weird!
lol wtf sorta weird shit is this here? Fox News : While the Zika virus is known to cause birth defects and abnormalities in unborn children, researchers now believe it could be used as an effective way to kill off cancer cells in the brain.…
Holocaust Survivors are More Likely to be Gassed by Cancer, Study Finds
If you were a Jew in 1940s Europe, blond-haired Germans would have subjected you to some of the most brutal crimes imaginable, such as a scalp removal, heart removal, gassing, lampshading and second gassing (if the first one didn’t work). Though these criminal acts killed…
New York Jews Jew-Over Kids with Cancer in Charity Scam
Let’s learn about different styles of reporting the news! Check these different headlines about the same story, and see if you can find the one that’s not like the others! NY Daily News Huffington Post USA Today CNN Fox News Times of Israel CBS New…



















