Basically, Donald Trump did Brexit. I believe this to be a solid fact. If they would have known Trump was coming, they never would have agreed to schedule the referendum. When they scheduled it two years ago, they also didn’t know Merkel was going to…
This is like a friggin massacre. Ted Cruz and the leaders of the #NeverTrump Movement have taken refuge in the Cückbunker as the conservative movement crumbles before their very eyes. Will the tyranny of the Neo-Conservatives finally be broken? Will the American People finally be…
Ben Shapiro goes down!
Long thought to be dead, the Guac Merchant rises from the grave for one last attempt to Stump the Trump. Also, Local Nut Glenn Beck calls for a Mormon theocracy and Mr. Trump runs into Ben Shapiro, who has fallen on hard times since being…
It’s Tuesday, people. Are you ready for this?
Despite his impressive length, he’s a nimble navigator.
Feels so good, man. So, so good. How about Jeb telling us about his sex plans for the evening? And the crowd cheering? Weird stuff. Jeb was a weird, silly loser to the bitter end. Poor, poor Jeb.
We’re going to win tomorrow, brothers. Then we’re going to keep winning and winning and winning. We are headed towards TOTAL VICTORY. We love you, Donald Trump.
