This “capitol insurrection” nonsense is all just being used as a massive excuse to shut everything down in this surreal soviet style. No serious person believes that this was anything other than a mostly peaceful protest. The Telegraph : A metal guitarist and the alleged…
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It’s Too Late – The Russians Already Have Nancy’s Laptop
Riley June Williams: What have I told you people about skull masks? There is no good situation that is ever going to result from you wearing or posing for photos in a skull mask. The worst has come true. RT : After four years of…
Faggot and Lying Coward Rand Paul Claims Without Evidence That the Capitol Storm Wasn’t Awesome
“You can herp a derp, but when you herpdie derpie doo-bop-a-wop, then that’s a derp of a herp, and it becomes un-herpable.” The disgusting coward and fake conservative Rand Paul has falsely claimed without evidence that the Capitol Storm was not good. He provided no…
Baked Alaska Arrested for High Crimes and Joking Around
Baked Alaska apparently didn’t flee the country, as several had suspected he might be inclined to do. He is now in federal custody awaiting trial for high crimes and joking around in a silly way with an important telephone. Hartford Courant : Right-wing media personality…
FBI is Now Saying Foreigners Might Have Planned the Capitol Storm
My ability to not even take it anymore is are off the charts. NBC News : The FBI is investigating whether foreign governments, organizations or individuals provided financial support to extremists who helped plan and execute the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol , one…
Fat Bitch From Canada Gets Troll Stormed Because She Has the Same Name as a Capitol Stormer
Wait, you can harass people online? In 2021? Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys. CTV News : Ontario real estate agent Jenna Ryan has never received a bad review in her career. At least until another agent by the same name stormed…
They’re Getting Weird with This “Bitcoin Tracking” Stuff
Nick Fuentes can be easily identified by the pink circle around his face. In the aftermath of the hilarious and mostly peaceful disco party at the Capitol building on January 6, the website “Chain Analysis” ( archive link ) has done a “chain analysis” of…
Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol
Apparently, claiming that the QAnon Shaman was using secret military hand signals to order a squad of assassins move in to murder members of Congress was just so stupid that not even fed prosecutors could say it without cracking up laughing. Sources say that the…
It was an Ex-Firefighter Who Bugs Bunny’d the Cop with a Fire Extinguisher
“I know how to extinguish fires – and I know how to extinguish traitor pigs too!” NBC News : A Pennsylvania man accused of hurling a fire extinguisher at a group of police officers during last week’s Capitol riot has been arrested, authorities said. Robert…
QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers
He’s obviously correct here. The Hill : A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President Trump. Jacob Anthony Chansley, who also goes by the name âQAnon Shaman,”…
Feds Worried That Government Might Get What They Fucking Deserve
I’m against all violence, I denounce all violence, I legitimately don’t see a purpose in violence. But I’ve got a joke for you: What do you get when you cross a disenfranchised and beaten down, broken population of young white men with a society that…
Brave and Historic Second Impeachment of Donald Trump, Charged with Defiling a Podium
We’re making history here, folks. Wow just wow. America rejects fascism. Reuters : Donald Trump on Wednesday became the first president in U.S. history to be impeached twice, as 10 of his fellow Republicans joined Democrats in the House of Representatives to charge him with…
The Pelosi Podium Guy Needs Better Lawyers, Frankly
I see no crimes committed here. Obviously, Adam Johnson did nothing wrong, and only a lunatic could claim otherwise. He needs better lawyers. The Independent : The grinning Capitol Hill rioter seen in viral social media images walking away with Speaker Nancy Pelosiâs lectern during…
They are Not Lying About Trump and the Capitol Storm Being “The Biggest Ever Threat to Democracy”
That podium in fact does represent democracy in its totality. They’re just throwing all of this stuff out there to prepare for what they’re going to do to Donald Trump when he is out of office. They’ve called on Mike Pence to remove him. Yahoo…
GOP Now Living in Fear of Their Own Rage-Fueled Voters as Democracy Hoax Collapses
The GOP has backed itself into a corner. They are all traitors and anyone who votes for them or supports the concept of voting in future elections is a traitor. They are preparing to dig in and go to war with the people. We need…
They’re Coming for Everything and They’re Coming Right Now
Everybody just needs to understand: there is no limit on how far this is going to go. The elite have made the decision to do the biggest possible, the biggest imaginable crackdown on the right-wing. We are all going to be portrayed as terrorists, Donald…
Trump and Pence Reportedly Speak for the First Time Since Awesome Party at Capitol
The heroic fighter and REAL PRESIDENT Donald Trump and the traitorous back-stabbed and alleged homosexual pedophile Mike Pence spoke on Monday. CNN views these events differently than I did, but I wasn’t there to report on the events, and I don’t have inside sources, so…
Deutsche Bank Cutting Ties with President Trump Because He’s a Terrorist
The terrorist mastermind Donald “The Donald” Trump is much worse than ISIS. While the terrorist group ISIS is not good, they never messed with our podiums. The terroristic mastermind Donald came for our podiums, and thus his treatment will be much worse than that of…
Ghetto Ass Congresshoe Calls for EXPULSION of All Republicans Who Voted Against Vote Certification
US Rep. Cori Bush (seriously, this is the woman in question, not some joke photo of a ghetto ass hoe – this Congresswoman is a literal ghetto ass hoe) Again: we have to support the Capitol Stormers. But we also have to acknowledge that this…
QAnon Shaman on Hunger Strike Because the Jail Doesn’t Serve Organic Food
This QAnon Shaman guy actually is funny. I didn’t like him because of that shit in Arizona (if you don’t know the story, don’t worry about it), but he’s growing on me. After being arrested for storming the Capitol, Jake Angeli (which I guess is…




















