Tag: capitol storm

Baked Alaska Arrested for High Crimes and Joking Around

Baked Alaska apparently didn’t flee the country, as several had suspected he might be inclined to do. He is now in federal custody awaiting trial for high crimes and joking around in a silly way with an important telephone. Hartford Courant : Right-wing media personality…

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QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers

He’s obviously correct here. The Hill : A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President Trump. Jacob Anthony Chansley, who also goes by the name “QAnon Shaman,”…

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The Pelosi Podium Guy Needs Better Lawyers, Frankly

I see no crimes committed here. Obviously, Adam Johnson did nothing wrong, and only a lunatic could claim otherwise. He needs better lawyers. The Independent : The grinning Capitol Hill rioter seen in viral social media images walking away with Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s lectern during…

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