I’ve driven a Tesla. The interior was shockingly shitty and the stupid dash tablet was as gross as sex with a 30-year-old woman. However, they are not somehow more difficult to control. If anything, the fact that it just stops when you take your foot…
Volker Wissing, Germany’s transport minister This makes a lot of sense. It’s really just very reasonable. We expect this sort of thing from the Germans. European Conservative : Germany’s transport minister has suggested banning weekend car use for the sake of meeting proposed emission quotas.…
2011: Elon Musk couldn’t stop laughing about BYD. Now, BYD is on the cusp of surpassing Tesla as the world’s #1 pure EV carmaker. Americans have been laughing at China for 25 years. And losing every fukkking time. pic.twitter.com/MmlKaGuLTu — S.L. Kanthan (@Kanthan2030) December 28,…
This photo is from Nova Scotia, Canada: There was flooding that destroyed the road. But there is no way that this car just happened to be driving across the road when it collapsed. This asshole (probably a woman) drove straight into the hole. You should…
I’m starting to think the global warming hoax is a conspiracy by fat people. They want to turn the whole world into a gigantic air conditioner. Irish Times : Taking one in five cars off the road and cutting the cattle herd by 10 per…
Mercedes is adding a subscription fee to their electric vehicles that will increase horsepower and torque. It's happening. Late-stage capitalism is going to have people paying a monthly fee to improve the performance of a car they already bought. pic.twitter.com/7rHIkolC9R — Fifty Shades of Whey…
It’s hilarious to watch these companies that are supposed to be making money try to manage the fact that they have all of this pressure to sacrifice money for a bizarre morality campaign. French boomers are probably clever enough to remember the fact that Ukraine…
Tucker Carlson’s Tuesday monologue really complimented the piece I published earlier this week on the death of beauty. “You may have noticed there are fewer and fewer beautiful things in our country.” He said, as an absolutely factual matter, there is not such thing as…
There’s a lot to look forward to in your brave new future. For example, you can’t drive a car anymore. We have to do this to stop the virus and turn the earth into a giant block of ice by sucking all of the gasses…
In this episode of Humans Shoot Themselves in the DNA Foot Using Weird Substances, we discover that two everyday things could be damaging people’s offspring. First, we’ll look at two chemicals used in car manufacturing that could result in drivers passing on birth defects and/or…
The bigger picture is sometimes hard to understand. Sometimes, it’s better to look at the microcosm. In 1950, if you include Canadian manufacturing of American cars, the United States controlled a full 80% of the car market. In current year, we control less than 15%…
The real people’s car. I’ve never seen a single proletariat driving a VW, I can tell you that much. I say, let the Germans and the Japs play their little games. None of it will matter when Wakanda releases their zero-point energy flying car powered…
Lesbianism is what Renault cars are all about. Daily Mail : Social media users have been left in tears over an advert for Renault Clio which follows a lesbian love story, with some calling it the best ad ever made . The two-minute video follows…
There is an absolute trend of popular advertisements from multinational corporations demanding that their customers get fucked up the ass. Mercedes-Benz Canada just put out one such ad, with several homosexual figures talking about the rainbow and how it is a symbol of men aggressively…
Because of course. BBC : Speed limiting technology looks set to become mandatory for all vehicles sold in Europe from 2022, after new rules were provisionally agreed by the EU. The Department for Transport said the system would also apply in the UK, despite Brexit.…
Ford – the car of choice for Chinese communists. Imagine being the CEO of a major corporation and being told by the government that companies who outsource manufacturing to foreign countries will be penalized. What would you do? A. Start closing down foreign factories and…
We’ve got a whole round of unwanted images of Prince William, yet again, because he had a baby. The guy needs to shave his head. It is disgusting and unfair to the public at large that he refuses to take basic care of his appearance.…
Wew lad, that looks like a big boom. Generally speaking, cars do not explode like they do in movies. This only happened because the guy hit a gas line. I think we need an immediate ban on assault cars. The Founding Fathers intended to have…
One of the suspect nogs. Blacks cannot be trusted to drive properly or carry firearms. CBS : Police say that as the pedestrian walked across the street, he was nearly struck by a vehicle driving in the bicycle lane. After the pedestrian safely walked to…
So 4 million truck drivers are about to lose their jobs over the next five years. And you know what that means. That’s right: we need to bring in billions of people from shitty countries to pay their pensions. Fox News : General Motors is…
