Tag: chinese balloon

Chinese Terror Balloons Terrorizing Taiwan

🚨🇹🇼 8 CHINESE BALLONS ENTER TAIWAN Taiwan’s defense ministry says it had detected eight Chinese balloons crossing the Taiwan Strait in the previous 24 hours. Source: spectator index pic.twitter.com/zBErpjG1rb — Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) February 11, 2024 Of course, after Tucker Carlson’s attempt to pivot away…

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OBJECT #4: Reign of the Objects Enters New Phase of Terror

it doesn’t look like a balloon to me #Huron pic.twitter.com/1FFRQYwktD — Russian Market (@runews) February 12, 2023 Previously: OBJECT #3! This Time Over Canada! It’s an Object Bonanza! Alien Agenda?!? No one could have predicted a fourth object! I’ve seen some objects in my day,…

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US Sanctioning China as Revenge for Balloon

This balloon stuff is too goofy! I can’t take it! RT : The US announced new sanctions against China on Friday, targeting six companies linked to Beijing’s suspected surveillance program . The move comes after a Chinese “spy balloon” was spotted and shot down in…

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Large Marge has Anti-Balloon Freakout in Government Meeting

LET FREEDOM ROAR! Marjorie “Large Marge” Greene has a catchphrase: “built like a truck with an insatiable urge to suck.” This is derived from her massive girth and he record of cheating on her poor, bitch-made husband, who she eventually divorced. However, the “Beast Unleashed”…

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Balloon Could Have Been Carrying a Bomb, Pentagram Claims

The balloon carrying explosives pic.twitter.com/jiOmh0OqES — PHOLELO4MANY🇿🇦+🇵🇸+🇷🇺=🫂 (@PHOLELO4MANY) February 7, 2023 The Pentagram has claimed that the alleged Chinese weather balloon may have been carrying a bomb. However, the Pentagram is run by Lloyd Austin, who is black, so it’s not clear if he is…

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Brandon Explains Delay in Shooting Down the Balloon

President Biden: "When I was briefed on the balloon, I ordered the Pentagon to shoot it down on Wednesday as soon as possible. They decided without doing damage to anyone on the ground […] they said to me let’s wait for the safest place to…

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Spy Balloon: Dawn of the Balloon Age

We’ve entered a new age: the age of the balloon. It’s the Dawn of the Balloon Age, and none shall be left unscathed. The Jewish media is rightfully going totally psycho, having bore witness to the shocking rise of the balloon. The Secretary of State,…

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