You’d think that after decades of apocalyptic predictions that never happened , even people who play pretend for a living would catch on and be a little more circumspect about stuff like this. But you’d only think that if you started from the presumption that…
The world is going to end for real this time if people don’t take drastic measures, according to the United Nations. Daily Mail : The world ‘will miss its chance to avert climate disaster’ without an almost impossible fall in fossil fuel emissions, the United…
She has weird nipples and her face resembles Ben Shapiro’s If you consider that Greta Thunberg is not even 17 years old yet, that she literally has the body of a prepubescent boy and that Vladimir Putin is definitely a powerful man… it’s easy to…
Is this what you want, goyim? Remember when Al Gore made all of those apocalyptic global warming predictions, and literally all of them turned out to be totally wrong? Yeah? Well, you’re not supposed to remember that. And if for some reason you do remember…
The queen sitting on her throne Queen Greta the Great has a Great Army to fight her Great Climate War for her. This is just getting started. Daily Mail : Fresh off the climate strike that took hundreds of thousands of young people out of…
I’m glad that this almost-17-years-old-and-somehow-prepubescent hero is out there fighting our fights, looking out for us, and overall leading us towards a greener future. Daily Mail : Swedish teenager Greta Thunberg, who has inspired a global movement for climate change, delivered a strong message to…
 Greta’s epic ending speech followed by some black creature shaming whites next to a tranny wearing a choker. It was about time someone held Orange Man accountable for his attacks on the weather. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish girl who is…
She spent months trying to figure out how to travel to the US without flying on a plane. Turns out that according to Global Warming Law, her “solution” is worse for the environment than just taking a plane. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg’s trans-Atlantic voyage…
Down Syndrome Fashion Model and Bad Weather Activist Greta Thunberg is pioneering a brave new way to keep the weather from changing. Why take commercial airline flights, when you could just travel everywhere in racing yachts with European royalty? Until everyone starts doing this, the…
Baltimore Orioles outfielder Keon Broxton douses himself with water while taking a break between fielding and batting practice prior to a baseball game against the Boston Red Sox, Friday, July 19, 2019, in Baltimore. AccuWeather founder and CEO Dr. Joel N. Myers is “throwing cold…
The evil POLIZEI are stopping people from saving the planet. This is a new low for Nazi Germany. BBC : Police in western Germany are removing climate change protesters from an open-cast coalmine after hundreds of them stormed the site . Activists broke through a…
United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres One funny thing about the global warming hoax is that even if it weren’t a hoax, the solutions proposed by the hoaxers are not really doable — not even close . AP : The United Nations secretary-general said the world…
According to Climate Change (formerly Global Warming) ethos, glaciers are melting and the world is going to burn because cows fart and planes fly. This glacier not melting and actually thickening goes against that. BUT. It’s obviously still a bad thing because the climate changing…
