Well, this is certainly one hoax we can do without. The Guardian : Donald Trump’s administration has started to remove or downgrade mentions of the climate crisis across the US government, with the websites of several major departments pulling down references to anything related to…
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UK: Old Women Spray Paint Darwin’s Grave to Defeat Climate Change
Wow, white women are so moral. It’s very astonishing how moral they are, because they believe everything the TV says they should believe, and then they make sure everyone sees how hard they believe the TV. The desecrate graves to make sure everyone can see…
Montana: State Supreme Court Invents “Right to Stable Climate”
Teenagers apparently think it is very fashionable to be engaged in chronic nagging. That is the result of the liberation of women and the feminization of everything: nagging is the new cool, because everything is centered on women, and nagging is the favorite activity of…
Global Warmers Sentenced for Throwing Red Powder on US Constitution
The Constitution won’t mean shit in 30 years when eating meat and using electricity makes the weather hotter and everyone has swamp-ass. Your religion, your beliefs, your family – none of it will matter when you’re all sweaty and sticky in 30 years. Fox News…
Maine Becomes Newest State to Sue Oil Companies Over Global Warming
Oil companies secretly believed in global warming this whole time. I don’t believe in it, and most people do not believe in it, because there is no evidence and it’s retarded on its face. Plus there is actually serious proof that these warmers get together…
Wales: Study Orders Government to Make More Dog-Free Zones to Defeat Racism
Finally, the Welsh are taking action against dog racism. Dogs hate niggers more than the KKK and the Nazis combined, times six million. Dogs have always been at the root of white supremacy, and it’s time to shut them down once and for all –…
Germany: Electric Car Owners Increasingly Switching Back to Normal Cars
Electric cars are an interesting novelty, but they’re not a serious replacement for real cars. They are not actually cars, but throwaway electronics, like phones and laptops. Everything is grotesque plastic, and cheap. The ownership experience is not good. Things break all the time and…
Oregon: County Sues State’s Biggest Gas Company for “Climate Deception”
They don’t even put the term “climate deception” in quotation marks. As if this is an established term which we all understand. The Guardian : Oregon’s most populous county has sued the state’s biggest gas provider for allegedly sowing climate doubt, marking the first time…
UK Shuts Down Its Last Remaining Coal Power Plant
Well, this will change the weather for sure. AP : Britain’s last coal-fired power plant is closing on Monday, ending 142 years of coal-generated electricity in the nation that sparked the Industrial Revolution. The Ratcliffe-on-Soar station in central England is finishing its final shift at…
UK: Children Encouraged to Tell Creepy-Ass Giant Baby Doll Their Fears About the Weather in 30 Years
This dystopia is not cool at all. That said, this gigantic pro-diversity baby is the most bizarre and intriguing element of the dystopia I’ve seen in a while. Daily Star : Folk were freaked out when a ‘creepy’ puppet of a giant baby that looks…
UK: Carmakers Limiting Deliveries of Petrol and Hybrid Cars to Avoid Climate Hoax Fines
You can’t even sell a car anymore. Mind you – these fines on normal cars are coming at the same time as massive tariffs on affordable Chinese EVs. The UK hasn’t passed the anti-Chinese tariffs yet, but Canada just did last week and the UK…
Worst Korea: Constitutional Court Orders Government to Change the Weather
Some of the plaintiffs were literal infants Previously: UN Demands “Massive” Amounts of Money to Prevent Pacific Countries from Sinking Into the Ocean These global organizations will just come into your country with a bunch of money and start passing the money out for people…
Ukraine Government Announces $20 Billion Green Energy Plan
What if this war was actually started by solar panel producers? I’m glad the Ukraine is fully embracing gay identity, not just in words, but in windmills. Daily Caller : The Ukrainian government approved a plan to significantly spur green energy development on Tuesday as…
UK: Just Stop Oil Co-Founder, 4 Other Climatards Get Sentenced to Jail
I don’t really have a take on this. It’s interesting news, but I can’t think of a take. Breitbart : The co-founder of extremist climate activist groups Just Stop Oil and Extinction Rebellion has been given a lengthy prison sentence alongside four other eco-warriors over…
Company Backed by Bill Gates Wants Us to Eat Butter Made Out of Climate Change
I’m not eating this shit, faggot. It causes cancer. No one will a body like Bill Gates should be promoting any kind of diet. His tits are big enough that if I saw them on a woman I’d be like “meh, they’re not bad.” I…
Switzerland: Parliament Votes to Ignore ECHR’s Moronic Climate Change Ruling
This is probably an isolated case. But perhaps a sign of things to come. People are really getting sick of these windmills. For me, the top things I’m sick of are, in order: Women Jews Windmills All three are getting backlash now. BBC : Swiss…
Hollywood Movies Should Show Cows Melting People with Their Farts, Researchers Say
People don’t know that if they don’t stop eating meat, start driving Teslas, and really pay a whole lot of tax to the government, they’re about to be melting out this bitch. At least, they gonna be swamp ass like a mf. The sauna business…
Chile: Firefighter and Forestry Official Behind Wildfire That Killed 130 People
No one ever expects the firefighters to start the fire. People expect the blacks to do the shootings, and the trannies to do the stabbings, but mostly people expect that trannies will start the fires. Our assumptions, once again, have been proven wrong. Reuters :…
France: “Victims of Climate Change” Want Major Energy Company on Trial for Involuntary Manslaughter
Patrick Pouyanne, CEO of TotalEnergies, is among those the climate hoaxers want put in prison It’s a universe of totally retarded lies. All sorts of things are now possible. Things that make no sense at all make sense to people who do not believe a…
48% of Americans Believe They’ll Live to See Cow Farts Burn Entire Planet
I live in constant fear of cow farts destroying the earth. It’s a conundrum for me, because I love the smell of cow farts. New York Post : Half of Americans believe climate change will devastate the earth during their lifetime , according to new…













