Oh, so now plants on a mountain are a threat to the earth. BBC : Vegetation is expanding at high altitudes in the Himalayas, including in the Everest region, new research has shown. The researchers found plant life in areas where vegetation was not previously…
This is happening sooner than predicted . The Garmillas Empire is out to get us. We have to get the Japanese to start building the Yamato right now and hope that we’ll get the wave motion technology by the time the space battleship is ready.…
Burnt koala. Look at what you’ve done. This is on you. Daily Mail : Devastating bushfires are believed to have incinerated as many as 8,000 koalas on Australia’s east coast . Australia’s federal environment minister Sussan Ley said the bushfire-ravaged mid-north coast in New South…
Is there anything the obese are good for, aside from buying junk edibles? Why are we even keeping these beings around? Daily Mail : Obese people generate an extra 700 million tons of carbon dioxide per year than those with ‘normal weight’, according to a…
“If you really believe in something, stop going to school and start going on yacht trips” may sound like a weird teaching to convey through a film, but that’s what the upcoming movie about Greta Thunberg is all about. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg’s journey…
The ancient evil entity of unknown origins that currently goes by the name “Greta Thunberg” has recently threatened to hurt or possibly kill world leaders if they refused to comply with her list of vague but weather-related demands. She was so blinded by her thirst…
If Greta Thunberg had a heart, this would make her feel sadness. Daily Mail : A UN climate summit is at risk of collapsing today after all-night negotiations between countries left them more divided than ever over on how to fight global warming and pay…
The Ancient Demon Creature currently known as “Greta Thunberg” has finally expressed its desire for bloodshed. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg told cheering protesters today ‘we will make sure we put world leaders against the wall’ if they fail to take urgent action on climate…
Greta Thunberg has been named TIME “Man of the Year.” On the cover, she is looking as frail and gaunt as ever, like a small, evil worm person. Here’s the TIME article accompanying the cover. It’s very long and I didn’t read it. I have…
Greta Thunberg is looking dead inside these days, and that appears to be a direct consequence of the media giving her attention and her realizing that she can’t hide the devastating consequences of her vegan diet from all the eyes that are fixed on her.…
The allegedly 16-year-old Total Climate Commander looks sadder than ever. Daily Mail : Climate change activist Greta Thunberg looked serious today as she left a meeting at the global climate change summit in Spain . The Swedish environmentalist, 16, was seen leaving the Complutense University…
This is a funny story. But it actually happens regularly, and has happened as long as the village has been there, and it has nothing to do with global warming. The village is literally inside of the natural habitat of the bears. BBC : More…
Everything that the weather does is the fault of people who eat burgers and drive cars. Breitbart : Pope Francis recalled a massive storm that struck northern Italy last fall, saying such natural disasters are nature’s way of sounding an alarm to make us more…
Just look at that jaw. Those eyes. Those wrinkles. Elayna Carausu (left in the picture above) is 10 years older than Greta Thunberg but looks much more youthful and healthier next to her. In fact, Greta doesn’t even look female. Then there’s that old picture…
This man just declared himself an enemy of Supreme Climate Dictator (previously known as Climate Empress) Greta Thunberg the Great, and since Greta the Great is fighting to save the planet, this makes him an enemy of the planet. Daily Mail : Jeremy Clarkson has…
How about we call it “you better shut your mouth, whore, before someone shoves something in it”? This guy saying this appears to be just some random “ad expert” from an ad site. However, he could have been sent out by the global coolers /ozone…
Modern electronic media is the most dangerous weapon ever invented. You can literally use fake charts to brainwash people into believing the world is going to end based on gibberish, and tell them that in order to avoid this apocalypse, they have to act against…
The world is going to end for real this time if people don’t take drastic measures, according to the United Nations. Daily Mail : The world ‘will miss its chance to avert climate disaster’ without an almost impossible fall in fossil fuel emissions, the United…
You have to listen to the scientists, bruh. But only when they say what Shlomo tells them to say. Breitbart : The NH Hotel Group will no longer host the 13th annual “alternative climate conference” in Munich featuring scientists skeptical of climate change alarmism following…
It appears that they’re going to move forward with the whole “ecological sin” thing proposed in the recent Vatican synod . This is much worse than it sounds. Daily Mail : Pope Francis is considering introducing ‘ecological sins’ in a new bid to battle climate…
