You can still find people who question Climate Queen Greta out there… for now. Daily Mail : French business magnate Bernard Arnault, 70, has described climate activist Greta Thunberg as ‘demoralising for young people’ . The billionaire Chief Executive of LVMH made the comments while…
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Brand New Kook Weather Apocalypse Stories from the UN! We SWEAR They’re Real This Time!
Is this what you want, goyim? Remember when Al Gore made all of those apocalyptic global warming predictions, and literally all of them turned out to be totally wrong? Yeah? Well, you’re not supposed to remember that. And if for some reason you do remember…
Prairie-Monkey Fronthole Science Womyn Says Genetically Modifying Corn is Rape
Next time you hear someone say that the vast majority of scientists agree on this or that, keep in mind – not everybody with a degree is a scientist, or even entirely sane. WPR : Botanist Robin Wall Kimmerer believes corn is more than something…
Queen Greta Thunberg Addresses Army at First Ever Youth Climate Summit Held at the UN HQ
The queen sitting on her throne Queen Greta the Great has a Great Army to fight her Great Climate War for her. This is just getting started. Daily Mail : Fresh off the climate strike that took hundreds of thousands of young people out of…
NBC Wants the Goyim to Confess Their “Climate Sins”
Today in chapel, we confessed to plants. Together, we held our grief, joy, regret, hope, guilt and sorrow in prayer; offering them to the beings who sustain us but whose gift we too often fail to honor. What do you confess to the plants in…
Queen Greta, Savior of Earth, Tells Congress to Unite Behind the Science, Hangs Out with Indians
I’m glad that this almost-17-years-old-and-somehow-prepubescent hero is out there fighting our fights, looking out for us, and overall leading us towards a greener future. Daily Mail : Swedish teenager Greta Thunberg, who has inspired a global movement for climate change, delivered a strong message to…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Warns Miami Will Sink Unless She Saves It!
 The last thing I want is for Miami to sink. In fact, I want Miami to rise and conquer the earth – with me as CYBORG KING OF MIAMI. Daily Mail : Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez predicts that Miami will not exist ‘in a few…
Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, Lays Siege to the White House!
 Greta’s epic ending speech followed by some black creature shaming whites next to a tranny wearing a choker. It was about time someone held Orange Man accountable for his attacks on the weather. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish girl who is…
Company Announces World’s First Washing Machine with Microplastic Filters to Stop Climate Catastrophe
 Bringing attention to the dangers of plastic is always a good thing. Daily Mail : The company behind some of Europe’s leading home appliance brands has unveiled the world’s first washing machine with a built-in microplastic filter . Arcelik, the parent company of Beko…
Sweden: Scientist Says Cannibalism Necessary to Stop Global Climate Warming Change
It’s Sweden again… It’s always Sweden… Breitbart : Swedish behavioural scientist Magnus Söderlund has suggested that eating other people after they die could be a means of combatting climate change. The scientist mentioned the possibility of cannibalism during a broadcast on Swedish television channel TV4…
Planetary Hero Greta Thunberg Admits to Being Aspergers Retard, Says She Had No Friends Before Becoming Famous
When haters go after your looks and differences, it means they have nowhere left to go. And then you know you’re winning! I have Aspergers and that means I’m sometimes a bit different from the norm. And – given the right circumstances- being different is…
Climate Queen Greta Thunberg Arrives in NYC After Vegan Atlantic Trip on Racing Yacht
We have anchored off Coney Island – clearing customs and immigration. We will come ashore at North Cove Marina earliest 14:45 tide allowing. pic.twitter.com/t6yy5z2asp — Greta Thunberg (@GretaThunberg) August 28, 2019 Queen Greta of the House Thunberg, the First of Her Name, Savior of Animals,…
Global Worry Over the Wrong Amazon Being on Fire, Macron Says Your Lungs are Burning
Our house is burning. Literally. The Amazon rain forest – the lungs which produces 20% of our planet’s oxygen – is on fire. It is an international crisis. Members of the G7 Summit, let's discuss this emergency first order in two days! #ActForTheAmazon pic.twitter.com/dogOJj9big —…
Malformed Climate Girl’s Zero-Emission Vegan Yacht Trip Actually Produces More Emissions Than Just Taking a Plane
She spent months trying to figure out how to travel to the US without flying on a plane. Turns out that according to Global Warming Law, her “solution” is worse for the environment than just taking a plane. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg’s trans-Atlantic voyage…
10% Increase in EU Asylum Claims Since January – Germans Deeply Concerned About the Weather
Third world colonization applications have been going down since the 2015 peak, most likely due to the rise of Nationalism Lite™ that left the Wise and Benevolent EU banking royalty with fears of another Holocaust. But the goyim cannot be kept riled up forever. Their…
Scientists Say July Was Hottest Month Ever! Glaciers Imploding! Greta Thunberg Reality Show!
BELIEVE SCIAHANCE! People eating meat are setting the climate on fire. Daily Mail : Scientists say this past July was the hottest month on Earth in 140 years of record-keeping, and brought Arctic and Antarctic sea ice to historic lows . A report from by…
Down Syndrome Activist Greta Thunberg to Prevent Bad Weather by Taking Private Yacht Trip
Down Syndrome Fashion Model and Bad Weather Activist Greta Thunberg is pioneering a brave new way to keep the weather from changing. Why take commercial airline flights, when you could just travel everywhere in racing yachts with European royalty? Until everyone starts doing this, the…
Bill Gates Wants to Spray Millions of Tonnes of Dust Into the Stratosphere to Stop Global Warming
Bill Gates showcasing his claw. Is he talking about poop dust though? You never know with The Poop Man . Daily Mail : The plan sounds like science fiction — but could be fact within a decade; every day more than 800 giant aircraft would…
Germany and Sweden Want to Increase Taxes on Meat to Combat Stupid Climate Hoax
Metal Gear Solid – Soy Deluxe Version The best thing about a planet-wide imaginary catastrophe that is always imminent but never happens is that you can just tie anything to it, arbitrarily, for whatever specific interest you have at the moment. Right now, the interest…
AccuWeather Founder and CEO Says “No Evidence” of Heat Waves Being Related to Climate Change
Baltimore Orioles outfielder Keon Broxton douses himself with water while taking a break between fielding and batting practice prior to a baseball game against the Boston Red Sox, Friday, July 19, 2019, in Baltimore. AccuWeather founder and CEO Dr. Joel N. Myers is “throwing cold…




















