One of the most popular ways to change the weather is to block the highway. People are very fat these days, so they want the weather to be colder so they don’t sweat so much. Therefore, blocking the highway has become very popular. Euronews :…
Tag: climate hoax
The Science Declares 1 Billion People Will Die of Global Warming in the Next 100 Years
It turns out, all of these “died suddenly” cases are being caused by global warming. Big Oil was just trying to blame it on the vax. Those dastardly fiends. Breitbart : Researchers from Canada and Australia have published a study predicting a remarkable one billion…
Anal Pope Whines About American Catholics Rejecting Anal, Says Morality Changes
The Pope has gone from promoting gay anal to now actively attacking the people pushing back on it. He must be feeling he’s in a good position, to move from encouraging gay sex to actively organizing anyone opposed to it. He’s especially opposed to Americans,…
Nevada: Dumb Sluts Pulled Out of the Road – The Road is for Driving
Twenty years ago, Nevada looked like Alaska. This is what global warming has done to our planet. Los Angeles Times : Climate and anti-capitalist activists blocked a road leading into Burning Man on Sunday, the annual event’s opening day, creating miles of gridlock and leading…
Nevada: Dumb Sluts Pulled Off the Road – The Road is for Driving
Twenty years ago, Nevada looked like Alaska. This is what global warming has done to our planet. Los Angeles Times : Climate and anti-capitalist activists blocked a road leading into Burning Man on Sunday, the annual event’s opening day, creating miles of gridlock and leading…
Nevada: Dumb Sluts Pulled Off of the Road – The Road is for Driving
Twenty years ago, Nevada looked like Alaska. This is what global warming has done to our planet. Los Angeles Times : Climate and anti-capitalist activists blocked a road leading into Burning Man on Sunday, the annual event’s opening day, creating miles of gridlock and leading…
Montana: Kids Win Lawsuit Against State for Not Defending Them From Global Warming
I don’t even understand what this means. France 24 : District Court Judge Kathy Seeley said a state law preventing agencies from considering the impacts of greenhouse gases when issuing permits for fossil fuel development was unconstitutional. The case, Held v. State of Montana —…
Germany: Supermarket Temporarily Increases Prices on Some Foods to Show “True Climate Costs”
They’ve been pushing this stuff for years It really feels like no one is even standing up to this global warming bullshit anymore. It is literally not real. Right-wingers used to point out it is a completely fake thing, that these asshole literally invented “climatology.”…
Italy: Politician Says Planet’s Gonna Explode if People Who Don’t Believe in Climate Hoax Don’t Go to Jail
The thing that is really changing the weather is not so much the fact that people are not eating bugs as much as it is that people believe that eating bugs won’t change the weather. We have to put them in prison. Really, quite frankly,…
UK: Climate Cultists Try to Block Pride Because It’s Sponsored by Polluters
This makes slightly more sense than throwing soup at paintings. Breitbart : London’s LGBTQIA2S+ Pride Parade was disrupted on Saturday by radical climate change activists as leftists compete for the spotlight of the multifaceted progressive agenda. Seven Just Stop Oil activists were arrested as the…
UK: Another University Goes Full Vegan to Change the Weather
We gotta do it, folks. We gotta change the weather by eating extremely unhealthy diets. No choice. Plant Based News : The University of Kent student union has voted in favor of transitioning its campus to 100 percent plant-based catering. In what’s thought to be…
Finland: “Far Right” Minister Quits After 10 Days Because of Jokes
Vilhelm Junnila I thought this guy was the hero Finland needed. What a dud. The Guardian : The new Finnish coalition government has been plunged into crisis, as a key minister was forced to resign after it emerged he had called for Finland to support…
New York City Cracking Down on Pizza Ovens to Defeat Global Warming
It’s high time someone addressed the role that pizza ovens are playing in changing the weather. I’ll tell you what: I’ve had some hot, hot pizzas in my day. Some have even burned the roof of my mouth. There is no way that something that…
France: Government Bans Short-Haul Flights to Fight Global Warming
People think “well, the trains are comfortable and I don’t even own a private jet” But this is always how these things start. It’s the same thing with people watching the Russians have their property stripped from them and saying “well, I’m not Russian.” Eroding…
UK: Man Trying to Get to Work Gets Arrested After Trying to Clear Climatards Blocking the Road
People gotta work, man. You can’t just use “global warming hoaxsters blocked my path” as an excuse as to why your job didn’t get done. Remix : A builder who attempted to forcibly remove Just Stop Oil protesters from blocking traffic in London on Tuesday…
Europe: Poll Claims the Global Warming Propaganda is Actually Working on Most People
If this is a global phenomenon, how can some parts be warming faster than others? Are these polls real? Usually no. But the thing about this is: the fake polls themselves have an affect on public opinion. Euronews : Two-thirds of Germans are willing to…
UK: Climatards Disrupt World Snooker Championship to Defeat Global Warming
What the heck is snooker? Is it when men get snooky? I don’t approve. Fox News : A “Just Stop Oil” protester leaped onto the famous green baize and turned it orange after dumping an orange powder on it during the world snooker championship in…
Finland: University of Helsinki Will Give Honorary Doctorate in Theology to Greta Thunberg
Her best sermon by far This is, in fact, a true story. I would think it would be offensive to joke about Greta being the leader of a religious cult. I’ve myself used the terms “Global Warming Theology” and “Gretaist Theology.” Like, are they trolling…
Harvard Medical School Adds Gibberish About Global Warming to Curriculum
Too hard to comprehend for the goyim’s tiny brains It’s really telling about where we are as a society that people actually believe in global warming. It is a very stupid hoax that is trivially disproved in about 3 minutes of reading. Humans are not…
Poll Says One-Third of People are Changing Their Lives Out of Fear of Cow Farts
Fun fact: if you were to watch JewTube videos about women not having children because of cow farts and took a shot every time you saw a non-white one saying it, you would never get drunk. You wouldn’t even catch a buzz. This is because…










