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Fake News Cuomo Still Going Insane

There can only be two explanations for Cuomo’s insanity. He is either failing to cope with the stress that he and the news outlet he works for are universally hated, or he is a heretic and has given his mind over to the Chaos Gods.…

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Julian Assange Gives Easy Guide for Successful Journalism

Want to be a Western journalist in 2017? You can do it! 1) Pick random globally newsworthy event. Russian press will also be reporting it by definition. 2) Write story: Russian state secretly behind globally newsworthy event as proved by their press reporting it. 3)…

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CNN Isn’t Even Trying at This Point

CNN Editor #1: But hey, wait a second… doesn’t this headline just confirm that we are everything that he claims we are? CNN Editor #2: Yes, I do see your point. But we have to do it. CNN Editor #1: Why? CNN Editor #2: Because…

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