Colombia’s president calls for cocaine legalization – “It’s as good as whiskey!” Gustavo Petro sincerely believes that prohibition is only being upheld because cocaine is made in Latin America. At the same time, the Colombian leader is sure that since the powder is produced and……
I always wondered how all that cocaine got to Europe. Turns out it was youths. The Guardian : Hundreds of unaccompanied child migrants across Europe are being forced to work as soldiers for increasingly powerful drug cartels to meet the continent’s soaring appetite for cocaine…
Junkies are nearly as oppressed as trannies and niggers. National Post : For an NDP government that was looking to take a public stand against rising rates of drug-related disorder, the “playground” amendment was arguably among the least controversial things they could have done. B.C.…
This is scary. It’s a vaccine that shuts off your brain’s ability to respond to cocaine. We’re in the opening phase of an attempt at a mass biological transformation of the human race. Japan Today : Scientists in Brazil, the world’s second-biggest consumer of cocaine,…
The hot air balloon driver just needed…. a little pick-me-up. AP : A mistake made by a hot air balloon pilot who had drugs including cocaine in his system caused a crash in 2021 in New Mexico that killed all five people on board, investigators…
Cocaine sharks are like regular sharks – except they are high on cocaine. This is the new crisis – worse than the coronavirus, worse than BLM, worse than democracy in the Ukraine: sharks on cocaine. New York Post : Sharks lurking off of Florida’s coast…
Why does the White House have carpet in the first place? Carpet is really disgusting. Haven’t people gotten the memo on that yet? You can’t clean carpet. RT : The White House and the surrounding area were evacuated on Sunday as the Secret Service investigated…
Do niggas think that niggas don’t have to get paid? Because if there is one thing niggas be has to do on the reg, it’s get paid. New York Post : A Brooklyn mailman was caught making special deliveries — kilos of cocaine — on…
Hear that sound? That sweet, sharp sound? That’s the train whistle blowing. We’re rolling out of patriarchal white supremacy. Next stop? Utopia. Fox News : One of the largest provinces in Canada is moving forward with a plan to become the first province in the…
First rule of Congress: you do not talk about the coke-fueled orgies. Second rule of Congress: you do not talk about the coke-fueled orgies. The Hill : The House Ethics Committee has launched a probe into embattled Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.) to determine whether he…
Madison Cawthorn affirms Washington DC is like the movie House of Cards and said people that he’s looked up his whole life who are now in their 60’s or 70’s have invited him to an orgy at their home and others have done cocaine in…
A lethal dose of heroin aside a lethal dose of fentanyl. A lethal dose of cocaine would probably be six of those jars, full (unless it was really pure straight from Columbia, then maybe two jars). But a cocaine overdose is almost impossible, because you’ll…
Science really, really hates beagles for some reason. Washington Times : The National Institutes of Health has tested an experimental treatment for cocaine addicts by injecting the drug into beagle puppies. The “coke hounds” were revealed by the White Coat Waste Project, which discovered details…
Del Monte stock briefly shot up 400% after baby boomers with stock trading apps misread the headlines on Facebook and thought “cocaine bananas” were a new product being offered by Del Monte and started clicking the “buy” button on the app*. Cowichan Valley Citizen :…
I wonder if they’ll use this to do home cocaine delivery or if it’s just the bombs? Business Insider : More evidence has surfaced to indicate the Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG) is using drones armed with C4 explosives to attack its enemies. A citizens’…
Scott Hapgood and his family Earlier this year , a white father on a vacation with his family was accused of killing a black hotel worker. The father said he was defending his daughters and the locals said that the hotel worker was a good…
It was obvious that Mexico was eventually going to be forced to do this, because it’s the only possible way they have to deal with the drug war. RT : In a first-of-its-kind ruling, a judge in Mexico City has granted two people the right…
In life, sometimes even the best laid plans do not work out the way you’d hoped. Fox News : A Colombian man who looked nervous coming out of his flight in Barcelona, Spain caught the attention of security officials not for his actions, but for…
JP Morgan Chase? More like JP Morgan Scarface. It’s funny because it’s not really very funny. Forbes : In one of the largest drug busts in U.S. history, federal authorities in Philadelphia seized nearly 20 tons of cocaine—worth about $1 billion— last month from a…
I always considered Jair Bolsonaro to be an unofficial member of the Alt-Lite. Everything from his superficial “right-wing” persona, his appeal with low-IQ normies and his love for the Jews indicated that this man was going to be trouble. Now, we learn that he has…
