Well, they declared war on cigarettes. No one should have expected that coffee was safe. Coffee is the brother of cigarettes. The Guardian : The first white flowers are starting to appear on the branches of Habtamu Wolde’s coffee bushes in the Kafa region of…
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Starbucks Debuts Pig-Flavored Coffee in China
American companies are, you know, struggling a bit to appeal to the Chinese. China is the biggest, richest market in the world, by a lot, and they’re really not into American garbage anymore. At least Starbucks is getting creative. RT: Starbucks has made a surprising…
Japan: School Principal Loses Job and Retirement Pay for Overfilling Coffee Cup at Convenience Store
Some Japs think the penalty is too lenient, and he should’ve been forced to commit seppuku. Personally, I agree. Asahi Shimbun : A junior high school principal lost his job and retirement pay, believed to be around 20 million yen ($135,000), as punishment for overfilling…
Shock as Kids Who Consume Energy Drinks Have “Mental Health Issues” (Caffeine Side Effects)
I don’t think the government should regulate energy drinks. Some people need them if they’re working late or what not, and anyway, it’s not any of the government’s business. However, these things do mess you up something nutty if you use them with regularity. It…
Irish Town Bans Single-Use Coffee Cups
Related: Shock as Retardo Paper Straws Actually More Toxic Than Plastic Leave it to the Irish to be on the forefront of the latest retarded nonsense. I actually support this, but it’s still gay. The Guardian : Killarney used to accept it as a price…
Now They’re Trying to Ban Energy Drinks for Teens!
Most energy drinks do not even have as much caffeine as coffee. The problem is not the caffeine, it’s the sugar – which is the same as in any other soda, and actually often lower. You should have to be 18 to buy sugary drinks.…
Sweden: Hoax Essay About Milk’s Racism Against Coffee Wins Academic Praise
The mainstream narrative about society, and about white people, is so stupid that no one can tell if it is satire or not. You could submit satire essays from the Daily Stormer and win money. Sputnik News : Among other things, the essay suggested that…
Coffee Increases Fat Loss Through Brown Fat Stimulation But Also the Chances of Losing a Pregnancy
Recent research suggests that a cup of coffee can help people lose weight both in the form of fat and pregnancies, which means that coffee is sexist — or empowering, depending how you look at it. Study Finds : If you’re looking for a new…
Man Burns McDonald’s Employee with Hot Coffee Because It was Too Watery
I don’t really know what to say other than that we’ve all been there. Fox 17 Nashville : Metro Police arrested a man they say intentionally spilled hot coffee on a McDonald’s employee after getting angry over the coffee being “too watery.” Charles Prince, 59,…
Based Coffee Robot About to Put Millions of Shitlib Baristas Out of Work
There is nothing that I hate more than a coffee shop barista. No other profession is such a cock tease. No other profession has snared as many unsuspecting men both young and old. How many men have dropped their hard-earned dollars and loose change into…
Starbucks Considers Adding Needle-Disposal Boxes in Bathrooms Because Employees Are Getting Poked
Starbucks offers a sneak peek into what happens when you don’t discriminate. NBC News : Starbucks is exploring installing needle-disposal boxes in the bathrooms of certain stores to provide a safe way of throwing out syringes and other drug paraphernalia . The company’s announcement comes…
Starbucks Racial Bias Training Estimated to Cost Company $12 Million
Starbucks recently shut down their stores to make their employees attend racial bias training. The training was designed to convince them that blacks are human beings and not low IQ apes. Starbucks, the Jew-run coffee chain turned homeless shelter, recently shut down all of their…
Hatred of Niggers? Starbucks Says Drug Use and Sleeping Banned from It’s Homeless Shelter Program
Starbucks recently announced that it would begin altering its business model from that of a coffee shop to that of a homeless shelter. This came as a response to allegations that they hate niggers. Following with their announcement, I advised people to go around and…
Pro-Jihadist Coffee Shop Expels Patriotic Hero for Confronting Terrorist
"I'm a Muslim [woman]." "I know your religion and I don't want to be killed by you." This took place at a cafe in California yesterday. pic.twitter.com/4WAWKcQDh8 — CJ Werleman (@cjwerleman) May 12, 2018 This man is a hero. He is fighting for our country,…
#KeepStarbucksWhite: Starbucks Closing 8,000 Stores to Teach Staff How to “Keep Niggers Off Their Goddamn Property”
Stormer writer Adrian Sol checking Voat for the latest stories over a mocha latte Starbucks, the official coffee shop of the Alt-Right movement and a company which for decades has prided itself on keeping its grounds free from “menacing spooks and their ilk,” has recently…
Starbucks: “We Don’t Want Stinking Niggers on Our Property, Ever”
Here we go again. Meet Brandon Ward. He was @Starbucks – about to make a purchase – and needed to use the restroom. They denied him the code. He then finds a white man, Weston, who came out of the restroom. He had not made…
Starbucks Faces Boycott and Protests for Racism Against Blacks
Yeah Starsucks, coffee is black so that means you can’t kick out blacks who loiter in your stores! As reported earlier , Starbucks has found itself in some trouble after employees called the cops to remove a couple of niggers lingering in the store. They…
Disgusting Jew Coffee Must Now Have Cancer Warning
Starbucks is the most Jewish coffee. Therefore, it’s also the most cancer-inducing. Don’t you hate it when you’re enjoying a hot cup of $10 coffee, and all of a sudden, you get cancer? Yeah, me too. Unsurprisingly, we have the Jews to blame, yet again.…
Sam Hyde has Developed a New Energy Pill Strong Enough to Incite Global Race War!
The Great Prophet of WHITE SHARIA Sam Hyde has created in all of his wisdom a new caffeine supplement for his followers. They will give you the energy required to carry out a crusade in his name, praise be unto Sam Hyde.
California Man Charged with Driving Under the Influence – Of Caffeine!
Well, this is certainly goofy. The Guardian : Caffeine may be the “nootropic” brain drug of choice in Silicon Valley, but an hour’s drive north in Solano County, California, the stimulant could get you charged with driving under the influence. That is according to defense…















