Tag: columbus

DC Mulatto Cop? KING 👑

In DC this week, a black was ranting and filming the cops, and asked them: “are you gonna kill me like Ma’khia [sic] Bryant? Da fuq.” A mulatto cop quickly retorted: “are you gonna stab somebody like her?” KING. LOOK AT THIS! Agitator: “Are y’all…

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Cunt Patrol Arrested as Heat Gets Hotter Out This Bitch

Cunt Patrol won her Mortal Kombat match with Good Boy. However, she has not gained the right to invade an opposing realm. Instead, her own realm has been invaded, and she’s been put in a cage. “Second degree manslaughter.” Allegedly, Kim Potter, who goes by…

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Shoutout Columbus! Columbus, Ohio! YES!

Charles M. Suck – sorry, wait, I mean Charles M. Blow – of the Jew York Times has posted a map showing the home counties of the people arrested for the Capitol Storm. 2/3 I was incredulous but couldn’t challenge it in the moment. How…

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PSA: Do NOT Feed Your Infant Child Fentanyl!

In my own sunny hometown of Columbus, Ohio, people are feeding their babies fentanyl. This is of course highly inappropriate. However, I blame the government for not informing people that fentanyl is dangerous for infants. It is perfectly logical for someone to say “fentanyl makes…

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