Tag: congress

Alexandria Breaks Record for Most-Watched C-SPAN Video

So AOC’s first speech in Congress came after the speeches of her two Islamic allies – the fag-hating bulbperson and the “motherfucker” Palestinian who says the GOP is controlled by Jews . When Alexandria took the mic, she talked about the effect of the government…

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Nancy, Nancy, Nancy!

I hate that they created that stupid ongoing drama about “oh maybe Nancy won’t be speaker after all though.” That is the perfect example of how politics are getting boring again. It was an ongoing story, which was completely a waste of time, because no…

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We Did It! Neon-Nazi Mole Has Infiltrated Congress!

Victory lap, lads! We have a secret mole in Kavanaugh’s camp. She’s going to be running with our White Nationalist agenda. Don’t believe me? Observe. What fresh hell is this!!!??? Kavanaugh’s assistant Zina Bash giving the white power sign right behind him during the hearing?…

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Shitlib Representative Introduces Bill to “Abolish ICE”

Let’s just abolish all law-enforcement, while we’re at it. Laws are racist. There’s a big immigration problem in America. Millions of illegals were pouring across the border, working without a visa, studying in our schools and using up our medical resources, even fraudulently voting in…

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Does Nancy Pelosi Have Nancy Pelosi Syndrome?

Following yet another bizarre speech, the American public is increasingly worried that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi may have Nancy Pelosi Syndrome, a degenerative brain disease named for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. American Mirror : During her weekly press conference, the House Minority Leader…

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Trump Signs Shit-Tier $1.3 Trillion Spending Bill

Multi-ethnic businesspeople under rain of money Trump threatened on Twitter that he was going to veto this piece of shit and then signed it anyway. Not cool. CNN : President Donald Trump signed the $1.3 trillion spending bill to keep the federal government open Friday,…

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“How Much are You Worth, Nancy?”

The thing about being Donald Trump is that you can live in a golden tower, fly around the world in jets staying in super-hotels and banging all kinds of hot women and say “I am a man of the people and I am on your…

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