Pictured: Big Pharma BTFOing Big Oil with Big Line This vaccine might be coming before we thought it was coming. We don’t know what they’re going to put in it, but it probably won’t have anything to do with the virus at all, because there’s…
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UK: Judges Say Kids Can be Taken from Their Parents and Forced-Vaccinated
It’s fine; these vaccine people are totally normal. The top guys are satanists but the women on the ground are totally legit. Some people think that the upcoming coronavirus vaccine won’t be made mandatory for everyone. Perhaps this will change their minds. UK courts have…
Media Addresses Kooky Christian Conspiracy Theory That Melinda Gates is Satanic Because She Wore an Inverted Cross on TV
Certain sectors of the media are now reporting on Bill Gates’ wife wearing an upside down cross on television, assuring all of us that there is nothing strange about this at all. No siree. Many people worship Satan, and this private religious decision in no…
Fighting Off the Common Cold Could Give People Coronavirus Immunity
It turns out that fighting off viruses may offer some degree of protection against similar viruses. Experts are quite excited about this finding, because no one could have even imagined that this might be the case, just like no one could have imagined that being…
Expert Warns Not to Hope for Coronavirus Vaccine to be Ready Anytime Soon, Get Used to Lockdown
How long? The media is now openly stating, as if it was common knowledge, that a vaccine is considered to be the only way to end the Netflix house arrest lifestyle. Meanwhile, experts warn that there’s no guarantee that there’ll be a vaccine ready anytime…
UK: Experts Want Birthday Celebrations, Church and Indoor Events Banned Until Well Into 2021
Pictured: coronavirus victims trying to overwhelm the nearest hospital. “Experts” are responsible for getting the government to do this insane lockdown in the first place, alleging that coronavirus is some kind of dangerous menace. We now know that coronavirus is about as deadly as the…
Boris Johnson Urges Countries to Unite and Fund £6.6 Billion Vaccine
People are locked up, out of work and depleting their savings because the government says that isolation is the only way to keep people safe from the scary coronavirus enemy until a vaccine is ready. Now the government says that people will have to pay…
WHO Implies “Immunity Passports” Won’t Work Until a Vaccine is Developed
Tedros Adhanom, chief of the WHO tribe European countries such as Italy and the United Kingdom have officially considered the idea of having some kind of system where people who are immune to coronavirus would have some form of identification, license, certificate, or passport that…
Bill Gates Calls Coronavirus “Pandemic 1,” Compares It to a World War
Since the start of the coronavirus hysteria, Bill Gates has been featured on the media nonstop bragging about how much of an expert in pandemics he is. For some reason, he knows exactly what governments should do to respond to viruses and also exactly what…
World’s No. 1 Tennis Player Says He Opposes Vaccination, Doesn’t Want Coronavirus Vaccine
Novak Djokovic, currently ranked No. 1 in men’s single tennis. This is a concern that many people have, so it’s a good thing that a prominent figure voices it openly. Daily Mail : World No 1 Novak Djokovic’s opposition to vaccines could stand in the…
Bill Gates Says He Can Write Checks Faster Than the Government for Coronavirus Vaccine
Bill Gates loves his jars of poop and his vaccines. For some reason, the people involved in the development of vaccines have portrayed vaccination as the only way out of the coronavirus lockdown. Bill Gates is proud to tell people that he’s writing plenty of…
Vaccine Push: WHO Tribe Says There’s No Evidence That Surviving Coronavirus Gives Immunity
Pictured: WHO Chief Tedros Adhanom The WHO tribe, led by Chief Tedros Adhanom, is issuing a warning to everyone thinking that herd immunity could be a workaround to vaccinations: recovering from the virus is not guaranteed to result in immunity to it. Daily Mail :…
People Tell Bill Gates to Shove His Vaccines Up His Ass on Instagram
View this post on Instagram Thank you to all of the health care workers who are making heroic efforts to test and treat patients across the United States and the world. A post shared by Bill Gates (@thisisbillgates) on Apr 5, 2020 at 8:05am PDT…
More Than 70 Coronavirus Vaccines are in Development, According to WHO
Tedros Adhanom, chief of the WHO tribe, is enthusiastic about vaccines. There’s obviously a financial incentive to fueling the coronavirus panic. If everyone realized that coronavirus is literally just the flu , all of these vaccine projects would end up being a huge and shameful…
Your New Daddy Bill Gates Says He Won’t Give You an A-Grade
Pictured: Bill Gates holding a jar full of poop. Bill Gates is a software thief who managed to successfully lobby the US government to establish his mediocre stolen software as a global monopoly. But he wanted to be something more. For a while, he was…













