The above image says enough about the absolutely egregious idea that anyone other than very old people should be quarantined. We already knew that people, in general, have nothing to fear from coronavirus unless they’re very old and sick. Now, data from the United Kingdom…
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UK: Missing School is Worse for Students Than Getting Coronavirus, SAGE Expert Warns
No one has ever offered any explanation for why kids had to stop going to school that made sense. Kids are practically unable to suffer from complications from the virus (which is practically the flu ), and getting infected with it could help the population…
UK: “Coronavirus Medal” for Health Care Workers Coming Soon
The real heroes of the so-called pandemic are not the people who endured months without working and without any kind of human contact. No, no. The heroes are the people who continued to work normally in deserted hospitals. They went to work, every day, knowing…
UK Coronavirus Lockdown was Useless, Claims New Study from Bristol University
Facts and data have debunked coronavirus and the lockdown. The Daily Mail has been relatively good throughout the hoax, despite the obvious fact that hyping up hysteria tends to be the bread and butter of British tabloids. They’ve found yet another study disproving the idiotic…
UK to Introduce Mandatory Masks on Public Transport in the Middle of Summer
If you thought the coronavirus hoax was slowing down because of the George Floyd riots, let me just tell you: it isn’t. In Britain, they’ve just made an extreme decision to up the ante. The Telegraph : Face coverings will be mandatory on all public…
Millions of Americans Skipping Payments on Mortgages, Cars, Etc.
You, this time next year. Welcome to a new era of poverty. You probably won’t notice it for a while, what with this hysteria over the virus having seamlessly transformed into hysteria over a birdwatcher freakout – but it is here. NPR : Americans are…
UK: 44% of Primary Schools Refuse to Reopen, Citing Fear of Flu
What do these people even think? Do they actually still believe this virus is harmful to young, healthy people? Or is this all just about protecting grandma? What is going on? The Guardian : The government’s desperate push to reopen primary schools in England to…
George Floyd Died of Coronavirus…!
I’m just going to be honest with you: I was planning on writing a satire article when the medical examiner’s report came out with the headline “George Floyd Died of Coronavirus…!” I actually had a draft of the article prepared with jokes and everything. Here…
Chubby Chaser Hoax Mastermind Neil Ferguson Admits Lockdown Made No Difference
Welp. Guess we destroyed our economies for nothing. Too bad. But at least we stayed on the safe side and did this insane lockdown thing that no one in history had ever thought of before. Jason O’Toole writes for RT : The British scientist known…
British Physician Points Out That Coronavirus Only Kills Very Old, Sick People
Karol Sikora, an actual expert. Karol Sikora wrote a piece for the Daily Mail pointing out what the Daily Stormer has been saying since pretty much the outbreak started: this coronavirus thing is only affecting a specific group of people comprised of the very old…
Coronavirus Hoax Still Going Strong in Brazil
Every time I see people in these quarantine outfits, the Ghostbusters theme song starts playing in my head. Brazil is a constant race riot, so they’re not concerned about this latest global race hoax. They’re still doing the other hoax that was dominating the world…
UK: School Opening Fiasco, Kids Rejected, Have Temperature-Measuring Guns Pointed at Their Heads
What if someone told you in January that kids would soon queue in line while adults point weird temperature-measuring devices at their heads in order to enter school? What if someone told you in January that physical touch between people would be banned? What if…
Spain: No New Deaths from Coronavirus
Sure, there are no deaths, but that doesn’t mean you can go outside. AP : Spain on Monday reported no official deaths from the new coronavirus in a 24-hour period for the first time since March. The development is “very, very encouraging,” emergency health response…
Scientists Brainstorm Excuses for Future Lockdowns
“This will keep the flu away.” Scientists are trying really hard to come up with reasons why the lockdown should be put back in place after it is eased. Fox News : As states across America being to reopen, some scientists are voicing fears about…
“In Reality, The Virus No Longer Clinically Exists in Italy”
Yeah, so it turns out it was just a bunch of old people dying of the flu, and now that’s okay. But hey – measures will remain in place across the Western world, just to be sure. Reuters : The new coronavirus is losing its…
Satan Pope Promotes “People Before the Economy” Hoax
I remember all the way back in March the sickening Alt-Right was promoting the “people before the economy” hoax, and I went through and explained to these retards that their stupid failed “stonks” meme was retarded and if the economy collapses people die as a…
UK: Up to 6 People Can Exercise “Together” But 2 Meters Apart, Physical Contact is Not Allowed
“This is what you face.” If the 2 meters are going to keep people exercising together from catching the virus, what purpose did the lockdown even serve? The government could have just told people to follow this magic 2 meter rule instead of the insane…
UK: Tracking App Could be Used by Infected to Maliciously Name People They Want Locked Up
This doesn’t really bother the government, because they actually want as many people as possible to be locked up, which is why they’ve been doing all of these insane lockdown and social distancing things these last few months. But it should bother people. Daily Mail…
The UK is Probably Going to Stay Locked Down All the Way Through to the Second Global Lockdown
In the US, we’re going to get a brief break in the lockdown over the summer, so people can get outside and enjoy black people burning every city in the country to the ground while the police stand around and do nothing. The UK is…
Satanic Judge John Roberts Says Americans Have No Right to Worship God in Church
Judge John Roberts: He might be satanic, and a child kidnapper, but you know what else he is? The boss of your life. You know that thing you had, that paper that said you had rights, like that you could practice your religion freely? What…




















