Tag: coronavirus

George Floyd Died of Coronavirus…!

I’m just going to be honest with you: I was planning on writing a satire article when the medical examiner’s report came out with the headline “George Floyd Died of Coronavirus…!” I actually had a draft of the article prepared with jokes and everything. Here…

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Coronavirus Hoax Still Going Strong in Brazil

Every time I see people in these quarantine outfits, the Ghostbusters theme song starts playing in my head. Brazil is a constant race riot, so they’re not concerned about this latest global race hoax. They’re still doing the other hoax that was dominating the world…

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Spain: No New Deaths from Coronavirus

Sure, there are no deaths, but that doesn’t mean you can go outside. AP : Spain on Monday reported no official deaths from the new coronavirus in a 24-hour period for the first time since March. The development is “very, very encouraging,” emergency health response…

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Scientists Brainstorm Excuses for Future Lockdowns

“This will keep the flu away.” Scientists are trying really hard to come up with reasons why the lockdown should be put back in place after it is eased. Fox News : As states across America being to reopen, some scientists are voicing fears about…

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Satan Pope Promotes “People Before the Economy” Hoax

I remember all the way back in March the sickening Alt-Right was promoting the “people before the economy” hoax, and I went through and explained to these retards that their stupid failed “stonks” meme was retarded and if the economy collapses people die as a…

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