You owe it to the doctors to panic. Why is the governor of Illinois Jewish? NPR Illinois : Gov. J.B. Pritzker in his daily COVID-19 briefing had harsh words for people who gathered on Chicago’s beaches and in parks during this week’s warmer temperatures “Right…
The media is trying to get people to cheer on this virus by saying it will wipe out fat people and poor black people. But I just don’t have faith. Bloomberg : The coronoavirus pandemic is burrowing into America’s battered industrial heartland and the South,…
Italy is going to enter into abject poverty as a result of this lockdown, given that they don’t have the ability to control their own money supply and the EU and Germany are refusing to help them. RT : Italy’s economy minister has clashed with…
The mass hysteria surrounding this coronavirus pandemic is doing all kinds of wacky things to people’s minds. Daily Mail : A teenage boy missing in woodland for more than a week could be using his survival skills to self-isolate after despairing when coronavirus cancelled his…
Everything that kept governments from openly doing whatever they want to people can now be dismissed with a simple, short sentence. That sentence is “but the coronavirus tho.” Daily Mail : The UK government has today been granted permission to use personal data from citizens’…
We’re all infected. Where’s the beef? These people are saying exactly what I’ve been saying – that listing the number of infected, based on current testing methods, and then coming up with projections about potential death rates is retarded, and any models built on this…
The state of the average American in March of 2020 We are experiencing what a legitimate mass hysteria looks like. People are killing themselves, they’re going out to live in the woods, they’re stockpiling toilet paper. The government is closing all businesses, locking everyone in…
Nothing is going to happen in Mexico, regardless of how fat they are, because it is too hot. Coronavirus – basically the exact same thing as the flu – doesn’t spread in hot weather very well. You basically have to kiss someone, have them sneeze…
The funny thing is that the vast majority of the people who died could’ve gotten over the Coronavirus without any serious issues. Breitbart : Standing over the still body of an intubated 5-year-old boy wearing nothing but a plastic diaper, an Iranian health care worker…
Indians may live in cramped conditions, shit on the streets, and talk funny, but they don’t deserve to be shot for wanting to visit some friends or get some fresh air. Daily Mail : Indians have been warned they could be shot if they defy…
If we just turn into a society where everyone stays home all the time and the government sends them money… well, that is probably better than where we were headed otherwise. There is literally no reason that we can’t just keep printing money and give…
An angry millennial skank named Haley Stevens, who for some bizarre reason has been allowed to represent a Congressional district in Michigan, delivered a hysterical doomsday rant on the House floor Friday morning. She specifically claimed that we would see “darkness.” Her crazy ramblings occurred…
South Africa is a hot country with absolutely no chance of a mass spread of this disease. But they’re doing a full lockdown because you know, whatever. They’re the only country in Africa doing it, because they’re the only country in Africa where whites still…
Teetotaler drinking game: take a shot every time you see a real Briton in this video I have a feeling Coronachan is gonna unveil the greatest strength of diversity – that entire countries can collapse because monkeypeople just need to see something burn. Breitbart :…
Where Hitler failed, Coronavirus will deliver. CNN : Mark Blum, a veteran stage actor known for films including “Desperately Seeking Susan” and “Crocodile Dundee,” has died due to complications from Covid-19, according to a statement released by the Screen Actors Guild. Blum was 69. Though…
Whoops, got a virus. Guess we’re going to have to hire private companies to comb through your data and track your every move. Daily Mail : Social media posts are being used to track whether people are adhering to strict coronavirus lockdown rules in Italy…
Vitamin C is cheap to get and has been known to fight against viruses and strengthen immune function for quite some time now. It’s not the cure for this coronavirus, but it appears to be quite helpful in fighting it. New York Post : Seriously…
You merely adopted the social isolation. I was born in it. Molded by it. It appears that people will spend most of 2020 in isolation. They’d better start paying people to stay locked inside. ZDNet : It’s unlikely one single, long stretch of “social distancing”…
“You’d better get yourself a can of this, ya knucklehead!” Andrew Cuomo has become the face of Coronavirus hysteria in the US. He was hailed by the media as “Saint Lockdown” as he went up and smugly whined about how Donald Trump won’t do anything…
Milan, Italy When you talk to Coronavirus Doom Cultists and point out that this actually isn’t a big deal and shutting down the entire society is an insane response, they inevitably mention Italy having a high mortality rate. But the details of this are not…
