Hit the road, gooks! Russia will expel foreigners to keep the country safe. While the US allows planes to fly in directly from Wuhan without even checking the passengers. Reuters : Russia plans to expel foreigners who test positive for the fast-spreading new coronavirus, Interfax…
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Coronavirus Overtakes Death Toll of SARS
Basically, you’re already dead, and the only thing you have to do now is get the virus. Or maybe it only affects Asians, and we’ll all be perfectly fine? We don’t know because the governments of every white country (except Russia) refuse to tell us…
Philippines Hosts First Coronavirus Death Outside China
Filipinos, like all neurotic Asians, are going nuts with the face masks. Are we all going to die from this virus? Or just the Asians? Find out soon! RT : A man passed away in the Philippines after testing positive for coronavirus, with his death…
India Bans All Exports of Personal Protection Masks as Asians Go Mask-Crazy
Basically, we’re looking at a future where everyone wears a mask all the time. Reuters : India on Friday banned the export of personal protection equipment such as masks and clothing amid a global coronavirus outbreak. It did not give a reason for the ban…
America Still Allowing Direct Flights from Wuhan to New York City
America has allegedly banned “most travelers” from China. AP : The United States on Friday declared a public health emergency and announced significant entry restrictions because of a new virus that hit China and has spread to other nations. Health and Human Services Secretary Alex…
Zero Hedge Banned from Twitter for Doxing Chinese Man Accused of Creating the Coronavirus
The account of the right-wing conspiracy and economics blog Zero Hedge was banned from Twitter this week. I was hearing rumors on the internets that they were banned for posts surrounding the Coronavirus – specifically, posting the claim that the Coronavirus was manmade. Social media…
Russia: Two Cases of the Coronavirus, Both Chinese People
At least Russia has the decency to tell us the race of the infected. At this time, we still do not know if a white person can get this disease. RT : Russia has registered its first patients diagnosed with the new Chinese coronavirus, Deputy…
Death Ship: Cruise Ship is QUARANTINED with Coronavirus Infection!
What have boomers wrought? Can you imagine a more horrible fate than being forced to slowly die off aboard a cruise ship? I would rather die in like, a junkyard. Or, for that matter, a Chinese container ship. Fox News : About 5,023 passengers and…
America Confused About Whether to Quarantine Wuhan Evacuees
He’s fine – just let him in. This is America AKA Freedom World and we don’t do quarantines. I just can’t even begin to imagine how this could possibly be a topic of discussion. Bringing them out of China was totally insane. Now we’re wondering…
The US and Other Countries are Breaking Coronavirus Quarantine Because…
Is it really a good plan for the US – and all of these other countries – to fly people out of the quarantine zone of a deadly virus? AP : China’s death toll from a new viral disease that is causing mounting global concern…
Facebook, Twitter and Google Working to Shut Down Claims That the Coronavirus is a Government Plot
You’ve done enough typing today, GOY Even if it isn’t true, don’t people have a right to share information freely about this virus? I thought that the only people who don’t have a right to share information freely are NAZIS who deny the Auschwitz masturbation…
DOOMED: China Says Coronavirus Can Transmit Before Carrier Shows Signs, US Containment Strategy Won’t Work
Basically at this point, we’re all infected with the coronavirus. Meaning if you don’t have an immune system capable of fighting it off, you’re a walking corpse. Maybe now you people can understand why I make such a big deal over health and fitness. CNN…
American Coronavirus Patient Being Treated by “Robot”
I’m no stranger to medical droids. One thing I know is that they absolutely must look like creepy skeletons just like in Star Wars. The coronavirus has one cause: bat soup . The coronavirus has one solution: robots . Everyone knows robots are a bat’s…
What is the Point of Evacuating Americans from China When Coronavirus is Already in the US?
How actually stupid is the US government? Are they purposefully trying to get us all killed, or do they just want us to think they’re doing that? CNN : The US government is arranging a charter flight to evacuate American diplomats and citizens from the…
China Bans Bat Soup AND Snake Soup in Wake of Coronavirus
Bat soup brings strong bones to a healthy family. I don’t think bat soup caused this disease, and people need to eat bat in order to have healthy bones. But even if bat soup is banned – why ban snake soup? Snakes are not even…
Who Released the Coronavirus?
“Bat soup, mothafoka, bat soup. I eat bat soup, my nigga, bat soup.” -Ancient Chinese Proverb The coronavirus is spreading out of control now. Xinhua : Chinese health authorities announced Saturday that 1,287 confirmed cases of pneumonia caused by the novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV), including 237…
















