I hate to tell you this, but coronavirus is already inside your house. Right now. They say we’re all going to die someday. But not you: you are going to die now. We’re all going to die now. CNN : Another 20,000 Covid-19 deaths by…
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They Locked It Down So They Could Manage Uprisings, Revolutions and Wars
The primary purpose of the coronavirus lockdown hoax is to keep everyone imprisoned in a closed society as riots and uprisings happen in other parts of society. It’s similar to allowing weeds to grow in your yard so that snakes move in and kill your…
New York Times: Trump Will Have Coronavirus Forever and Ever and Ever (And Ever and Ever and Ever)
The media is apparently attempting to claim that Donald Trump will be infected with the coronavirus forever. Your favorite Jewish gargoyle Maggie Haberman writes for the New York Times : President Trump’s doctor said in a memo released Saturday night that he was “no longer…
Cruise Ship Industry Finished, Ships Being Sold for Scrap Metal
The cruise ship industry is the first industry we are admitting has been completely wiped out by the coronavirus hoax. ABC News Australia : Cruise ships are being dismantled and sold as scrap metal due to the coronavirus pandemic all but destroying the global cruise…
Trump Does First Post-Coronavirus Interview on Tucker Carlson
You may recognize your favorite president on Friday’s Tucker Carlson show. It’s his first interview since getting the virus. Tucker didn’t do the interview, it was done by the show’s medical advisor, Marc Siegel. President Trump is obviously fine, but that is because this virus…
Spain: State of Emergency Declared Because of Coronavirus
El contagio en Madrid y la permanencia del virus nos obliga a buscar medidas ponderadas, efectivas, claras pero ajustadas a derecho. Que no enfrenten salud y economía. Con el Gobierno de España las medidas que ya están dando frutos pueden ir mucho mejor. Dialoguemos. —…
Nancy Pelosi Attempting to Overthrow Trump Three Weeks Before the Election
Nancy Pelosi is staging yet another attempt to overthrow and remove Donald Trump from office, three weeks before the election. Apparently, this bitch and her people don’t have much faith in Joe Biden. Or this has some other purpose. Washington Post : House Speaker Nancy…
Doctors Say That Trump Can Now Leave Isolation – Rally on Saturday!
This whole “president infected with coronavirus” thing was really just a total blip. It didn’t mean anything at all. He’s back in action, ready to take on the world, like he does every other day of the year. New York Times : President Trump’s doctor…
President Says Coronavirus Diagnosis was a Blessing from God!
A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT! pic.twitter.com/uhLIcknAjT — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 7, 2020 I just completely lost my shit when Donald Trump’s newest video opened with “hi, perhaps you recognize me – it’s your favorite president!” There are literal coffee stains on my wallpaper.…
New Zealand is the Best Country at Shutting Everything Down
New Zealand’s top bitch is the number one expert at being on an island and telling people they can’t fly their plane to the island. She is also super good at closing down people’s businesses and punishing them for not wearing masks. The Guardian :…
BREAKING CORONAVIRUS UPDATE: Now It’s Even Worse!
With every minute that passes, the coronavirus gets more and more deadly. Over fifty trillion million zillion people have died, and Dr. Anthony Fauci has warned that if Joe Biden doesn’t win the election in November, all life on earth will be wiped out by…
Twitter Blocks Trump’s Tweet Saying We Have to Live with Coronavirus
This is the latest President Trump tweet blocked by Twitter: Flu season is coming up! Many people every year, sometimes over 100,000, and despite the Vaccine, die from the Flu. Are we going to close down our Country? No, we have learned to live with…
Gavin Newsom’s Government Says to Put Your Mask on Between Bites While Eating
This is from the official Twitter account of Gavin Newsom’s government. Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend? Don't forget to keep your mask on in between bites. Do your part to keep those around you healthy. #SlowtheSpread https://t.co/snYe5v55Rw pic.twitter.com/Y4fcDO5Zke —…
WHO: 10% of the World has Already Been Infected with Coronavirus
Ten percent is a very large percent. The Independent : Around 10 per cent of the global population may have been infected with coronavirus, a World Health Organisation expert has said. Dr Michael Ryan, the organisation’s head of emergencies, warned that 90 per cent of…
Epic Return to Glory! President Posts Video Proving That Coronavirus is a Bitch Disease! Nothing!
President Trump is of course out of the hospital and feeling fine and looking great, as we predicted. As soon as I saw this epic video he posted to Twitter of his helicopter landing on the South Lawn, returning him from the hospital, with the…
Neverending Story: Sleazy Hoax-Meister “Nipples” Cuomo is Closing a Bunch of New York Schools
What is a “coronavirus hotspot”? Well, it’s an area with a lot of positive tests. What is an area with a lot of positive tests? Well, it’s an area where the government did a lot of testing. Reuters : New York Governor Andrew Cuomo on…
Germany Saw Massive Anti-Lockdown Protests Over the Weekend
Germany is not a country that is known for being illogical. In fact, the opposite: they get mocked and characterized as being totally uptight and obsessed with rules and regulations. So if Germany is the country that is going out there and saying, “these rules…
NYT: COLLEGE STUDENT DIES OF CORONAVIRUS!!!!! (Just Don’t Check Paragraph 18)
The New York Times has an article up entitled, “ A Student Dies, and a Campus Gets Serious About Coronavirus ,” about a college student allegedly dying of coronavirus at Appalachian State in North Carolina. For 17 paragraphs, we get lectured about how young people…
President Trump Posts Video, Looking Healthy, Then Visits Supporters Outside Hospital
pic.twitter.com/0Bm9W2u1x7 — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 4, 2020 On Sunday, President Trump posted a video on Twitter from Walter Reed Hospital, showing that he is healthy, and telling the people that he loves them and he loves America. “It’s been a very interesting journey.…
Merkel Says a Whole New Wave of Coronavirus is About to Wipe Us All Out
You just really can’t even believe the nerve of these people. We can all see Sweden, which did no lockdown and is now totally fine with virtually no deaths. This bitch Angela Merkel knows we can all see Sweden. They all know we can see…

















