Luca Meixner See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe. It’s the number one way to die suddenly. Fox News : Luca Meixner, a soccer player who played in Germany for SSV Reutlingen 05, has died, the club announced on…
Hakaraia Wilson It was never safe to be an athlete. Sports are the single least healthy thing anyone can do. USA Today : Hakaraia Wilson, a mixed martial arts fighter from New Zealand, has died at age 26, according to numerous news outlets. No cause…
Michael Newberry Sports and exercise simply are not safe. The heart is just a motor, see? The harder you work it, the closer it is to death. If people want to live long lives, they need to remain as sedentary as possible, and try their…
Kaylen Dennis This always happened. Russian troll farms have worked tirelessly to delete all of the articles about it happening before 2020 from the internet. Metro : A teenage football prodigy related to a former Liverpool star has died on the pitch after collapsing mid-game.…
This always happened. Elite athletes were always very unhealthy people. Don’t believe the conspiracy theories. AP : Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is in a medically induced coma after collapsing on the field during his team’s Serie A match at home to Inter Milan on Sunday,…
Lying conspiracy disinformationists claim this didn’t always happen. In fact, it always happened. Being an athlete in good shape always put you at risk for dying suddenly for no reason. AP : A 17-year-old hockey player collapsed during a charity game in New York and…
This always happened. Being a top athlete is extremely unhealthy and leads to dying for no reason. AP : Classes were canceled Wednesday at the University of Mobile after one of its basketball players collapsed and died on campus. Kaiden Francis, 18, a 6-foot-2 freshman…
The UK is one of the most vaxed countries in the world, with over 90% of everyone above the age of 12 having gotten at least 1 dose. That has nothing to do with this news article. Metro : A 15-year-old boy has died after…
Abdelaziz Barrada Top level athletes have always been super unhealthy. Nothing new about it. They always died working out. BBC : Former Morocco and Marseille midfielder Abdelaziz Barrada has died at the age of 35. The cause of death has not yet been confirmed, but…
If you were fired for refusing the vax, you too could win free money from the government! Can you imagine actually taking this vax? What kind of coward would do that? NBC News : Six former employees for the Bay Area Rapid Transit agency who…
This always happened. Stop talking about it, antisemite. Daily Mail : An 11-year-old boy collapsed and died while playing basketball at a Massachusetts youth club. George-Levi Njuguna was playing basketball at the Dana Barros Center on Washington Street in Stoughton – located 20 miles outside…
Ah, my stupid conspiracy theorist. I’ll be you think this was the coronavirus vaccine, huh? Well, it would be a lot easier to take you seriously if I didn’t know that you also believe Jews are powerful. Kooks are going to kook. In fact, healthy…
This sure as hell sounds like a vax death. But it’s probably nothing. The Liberal : The inquest claims the jab had nothing to do with the young man’s death, but his parents believe it is the reason for his death. At an inquest, the…
Picture of Anna Graves. This bitch wasn’t even that fat, at least by British standards. She just up and dies suddenly. Everyone knows what happened. You’re not allowed to say it, but obviously, everyone knows. The Mirror : A devastated family may have to fork…
This is not a small number of people dying. There are probably millions of people who have died now. No one has any idea, because it’s effectively illegal to keep track. The government claims this is natural. CNN : A beloved Florida high school football…
In a democracy, you just suddenly die when you’re 15 and it’s against the rules to ask for an explanation as to why teenagers are all of the sudden dying suddenly whenever they work up their cardio a bit. NBC News : A high school…
It’s normal. Shut up you evil theorist. Daily Mail : A Missouri high school football player has tragically died after suffering a medical emergency after practice in 100-degree heat earlier this week. The student, a sophomore at Shawnee Mission Northwest High School in Kansas City,…
She probably would’ve gotten half that if she stabbed up the school she worked at This is the greatest black criminal of all time. I support her. USA Today : A former food service director at a school district in the Chicago area has been…
By the way, HIV is a hoax. What we call “AIDS” is really just “GRIDS.” Anyway, faggots don’t die from that anymore, because the government spent billions off dollars making drugs to boost their immune systems. Anal sex collapses your immune system, you see. I…
Dr. Bianca Witzschel This woman was literally just trying to help people out if they didn’t want to take the vax. She also didn’t believe they needed it. And that is illegal. Even though it’s now basically admitted that no one needed it and it…
