Tag: crimea

Femen Attacks Crimea

Two horrible whores of Femen showed up topless in Crimea, yelling in English “stop Putin’s war,” before being dragged off and thrown into a van by security forces. No one knows where they are, but hopefully they were taken out behind a dumpster somewhere and…

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Joy: Crimeans Take Photos with Russian Liberation Forces

Andrew Anglin March 4, 2014 Sunday, when the Russian Liberation Forces successfully secured the Crimean Peninsula, the grateful citizenry came out and greeted them with joy, snapping photos of the brave boys come to save them from the dark army massing in Kiev. It was…

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Crimea: First Shots Fired

Putin at a press conference this morning, his first since the fall of Kiev. Putin has ordered troops taking part in drills on the Ukrainian border in Western Russia to return to base, Interfax and RIA-Novosti news agencies reported, attributing the information to Putin’s spokesman,…

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Russian Forces Have Total Control of Cremea, China Backs Putin

By Sunday night, Russian liberation forces had complete control of Crimea. CNN : Russian generals led their troops to three bases in the region Sunday, demanding Ukrainian forces surrender and hand over their weapons, Vladislav Seleznyov, spokesman for the Crimean Media Center of the Ukrainian…

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Russia is Invading the Ukraine. Right Now.

It’s happening. Crimea. Now. Tsar Putin sought approval from parliament for an invasion of the Ukraine, and he has been approved. Literally, every single member of parliament that was present – 90 people – voted in favor of the invasion. Because that is how a…

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