Tag: crypto

Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!

In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting a website where people sold drugs. As if no one ever sold drugs on Facebook.…

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Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia

Finally, people are taking our new financial movement seriously! Serious people are taking us seriously! Finally! RT : Cryptocurrency will become legal tender subject to strict controls in Russia as the use of digital assets is growing rapidly , the head of the State Duma…

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30-Year-Old Tech CEO Dies Suddenly in His Sleep

He’s Chinese and into crypto and he took the Pfizer? Jeez. Also, he’s not actually Chinese, he’s probably Thai or something. The Sun : Crypto kingpin Tiantian Kullander has died suddenly at the age of 30. The founder of cryptocurrency firm Amber Group died in…

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It Begins: Iran to Do International Trade in Crypto

Are the Based Mullahs going to fix the crypto crash? Seems like it. RT : Tehran has officially approved the use of cryptocurrency for imports instead of the US dollar and the euro, Minister of Industry, Mines and Trade Reza Fatemi Amin said on Monday.…

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Elon Sued for Doge Coin Pyramid Scheme

“Pyramid scheme” doesn’t really seem to be the correct terminology here. Elon obviously pumped Dogecoin, but I think he was just trying to be funny. RT : Billionaire Tesla CEO and crypto enthusiast Elon Musk has pledged to keep supporting Dogecoin, in spite of a…

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Don’t Worry About Crypto, It’s Fine

It’s not the fed minutes. It’s probably not even the Kazakhstan shutdown. It’s all just manufactured price reduction so that the elite can get it at discount prices from panic sale morons. Just basically a looting. Diamond hands, just chill. It’s not like it’s not…

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One of the Good Indians Makes 2022 Prediction I Like

THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE I AM RETARD FRUITCAKE The rulers of the world aren’t simply going to hand over control of the world. Though they are all very old and getting increasingly confused. I’m not joking, I 100% believe that. People who are still…

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