In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting a website where people sold drugs. As if no one ever sold drugs on Facebook.…
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Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
TRUMP’S 50 MINUTES #BITCOIN 2024 SPEECH SUMMARIZED: ⮕ ON HIS FIRST DAY ONLY, HE WILL FIRE GARY GENSLER. ⮕ HE SAID THAT BITCOIN WILL PROBABLY SURPASS THE MARKET CAP OF GOLD ONE DAY! ⮕ TRUMP WILL MAKE THE US THE CRYPTO CAPITAL ON THE PLANET…
European Parliament Approves Directive Banning Cash Transactions Over €10,000
In other news, the Jews have banned you from using money. European Conservative : The European Parliament has approved a directive that will severely limit the use of cash. Under the directive, ostensibly aimed at curbing money laundering and the funding of terrorism, anonymous cash…
The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet From the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
It was a fake tweet! As it turns out, the SEC has not approved a Bitcoin ETF. RT : The US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) claimed on Tuesday that its apparent approval of Bitcoin-denominated exchange-traded funds (ETF), which sent the value of the cryptocurrency…
Akon Tells American Blacks to Move to His Futuristic City in Senegal, Says They’ll All be Millionaires
They say “y0u can never go home again.” However, that adage does not apply to the blacks, who can at any time go home to Africa. Breitbart : R&B singer Akon is hyping his centrally planned community in Senegal, the country of his childhood, promising…
Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia
Finally, people are taking our new financial movement seriously! Serious people are taking us seriously! Finally! RT : Cryptocurrency will become legal tender subject to strict controls in Russia as the use of digital assets is growing rapidly , the head of the State Duma…
Coinbase, Biggest Stock Performer YTD, Says They’re Going to Leave the US Because Biden is Smelling Their Hair
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong calls out the SEC: “We are not seeing regulatory clarity in the 🇺🇸 US. Anything is on the table, including relocating.” 👀😮 pic.twitter.com/5z1k19wbBe — Bitcoin News ⚡ (@BitcoinNewsCom) April 18, 2023 Coinbase is the single best performing large cap stock YTD…
30-Year-Old Tech CEO Dies Suddenly in His Sleep
He’s Chinese and into crypto and he took the Pfizer? Jeez. Also, he’s not actually Chinese, he’s probably Thai or something. The Sun : Crypto kingpin Tiantian Kullander has died suddenly at the age of 30. The founder of cryptocurrency firm Amber Group died in…
“Kanye was Right” – Black CoinDesk Journalist Fired for Noticing That Everyone at FTX was Jew
Isaiah Jackson: another nigga held down for saying the obvious. Ye opened the floodgates. The Jews have a crisis of black people basically every day now. Black journalist Isaiah Jackson, who works for CoinDesk, tweeted the following about the ongoing FTX debacle: Look up the…
Tom Brady to Lose Big After Investing Hugely in FTX Shitcoin (For Some Reason)
I’m around if anyone needs me for their 4th of July barbecue. Fire it up @FTX_Official 🇺🇸🔥 pic.twitter.com/Gd27fcN5fx — Tom Brady (@TomBrady) July 4, 2022 I knew Tom Brady was a paid shill for FTX, but I never would have imagined that he was hilted…
Crypto Drops Significantly After Irresponsible Jews Collapse Major Exchange
You may have noticed crypto collapsing. It’s not really a big deal – a Jewish crypto exchange called FTX was stretched thin and couldn’t cover withdrawals. They ended up being bought out by the Chinese at Binance. TechCrunch : Binance said Tuesday it has signed…
It Begins: Iran to Do International Trade in Crypto
Are the Based Mullahs going to fix the crypto crash? Seems like it. RT : Tehran has officially approved the use of cryptocurrency for imports instead of the US dollar and the euro, Minister of Industry, Mines and Trade Reza Fatemi Amin said on Monday.…
Elon Musk Points Out the Absurdity of Biden Saying Russia Should Legalize Weed While People are in Jail in America for Weed
The Full Send crew is sort of killing it. I was thinking “these guys are doing so well because everyone is banned from YouTube” – but now they’re saying that they’re getting banned too. At the beginning of the Elon podcast they were talking about…
Elon Sued for Doge Coin Pyramid Scheme
“Pyramid scheme” doesn’t really seem to be the correct terminology here. Elon obviously pumped Dogecoin, but I think he was just trying to be funny. RT : Billionaire Tesla CEO and crypto enthusiast Elon Musk has pledged to keep supporting Dogecoin, in spite of a…
Coinbase Blocks All Russian Accounts, Probably Steals Their Money
See. I told you people about Coinbase. I was banned from Coinbase in 2015 – not that long after being banned from PayPal and credit card processors. Their CEO has come out and made noises about censorship and cancel culture, yet his actions have always…
Binance Refuses to Freeze All Russian Crypto Accounts
Russians not only have he ability to make transactions in crypto – they still have access to the biggest fiat on/off ramp in the world. The logical thing to do would have been: as soon as Putin gave that hour long history lesson justifying a…
The $40k Resistance Wasn’t Even Really Broken, Buddy. Get It Together. I’m a Serious Person.
This is the chart, buddy: Listen, buddy. I acquire currency, buddy. I’m an important person, and all my buddies in the neighborhood know that I’m very serious. If one of my buddies makes a move on my money, that buddy will face my other buddies.…
Don’t Worry About Crypto, It’s Fine
It’s not the fed minutes. It’s probably not even the Kazakhstan shutdown. It’s all just manufactured price reduction so that the elite can get it at discount prices from panic sale morons. Just basically a looting. Diamond hands, just chill. It’s not like it’s not…
One of the Good Indians Makes 2022 Prediction I Like
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE I AM RETARD FRUITCAKE The rulers of the world aren’t simply going to hand over control of the world. Though they are all very old and getting increasingly confused. I’m not joking, I 100% believe that. People who are still…

















