Previously: Cyberpunk 2077 is Garbage A few days before Cyberpunk 2077 came out, when rumors were swirling that the game was actually garbage, I said that although I was looking forward to playing the game, I would be more satisfied by a total failure. My…
This image not only sums up Cyberpunk 2077 in its entirety, but it also sums up the entirety of the year 2020. Shockingly, the big boss of the Manitoba real estate scene has vowed to return to the world of Cyberpunk 2077 this Saturday at…
I played Cyberpunk 2077 for six hours, and I do not plan to pick it up again, ever. It turns out that the fear of a political agenda was misplaced, and the real fear should have been that the game would just be absolute garbage…
Well, today is the day. We’ve been waiting for so many years, that it is hard to believe that it is finally happening: Cyberpunk 2077 will be released at 7 PM EST. Here’s the thing: some people have it already, and the word is that…
The wait is almost over! If you're looking to play #Cyberpunk2077 as soon as it's available, here's a map with global release timings. For PC and Stadia players, the release is simultaneous and scheduled for midnight GMT, and for all console players – midnight local…
As Gamer World counts down to the release of CyberPunk 2077 on December 10, hoping that we don’t get yet another last minute delay, CD Projekt Red has released their final bit of promotional material. They’ve released a final trailer, which is incredible. They’ve also…
In the near future, we’re going to have virtual reality overlaid on reality reality – augmented reality . This is going to be dystopian AF, but whatever. Observer : Within the expanding realm of artwork that utilizes emerging technologies, there’s a lot of chatter about…
This is Hengsha from Deux Ex: Human Revolution . And this is modern day Chongqing. I think we all know where this is going. RT : A staggering 1.12-million-square-meter megastructure is expected to open in the Chinese city of Chongqing later this year. It will…
China was supposed to lead the whole cyberpunk aesthetic. Anyone who knows cyberpunk knows that it is set in a future of perpetual darkness. And neon. Lots of neon. That only works when the sun isn’t shining. But China is nipping the whole cyberpunk vision…
Yes! I need this in my life. We were promised so much. Moonbases, wars against aliens, laser pistols, robot sex slaves… And yes, flying cars. But all we ever got was this worthless niggertech. Half of the news on tech sites is about blutooth speakers.…
I’ll have the synthohol whiskey – make it a double, on the rocks. Pretty much the entire scientific establishment is devoted to crap like curing GRIDS or coming up with new bugman gadgets for the masses. So it’s kind of hard to get excited over…
Here is a screenshot of the top stories out of the UK since the 25th over at RT . Apart from the stem cell stuff and whatever that rock is, shit looks pretty bleak, lmao. I could write a story for pretty much every single…
So the right wing loves The Witcher. It’s a Polish game series that did not do the poz. It was a masculine white male, feminine females, classic hero tale based on traditional European folk tales. So when we heard the same studio was making a…
This is actually way more important than VR. A few years back, Microsoft came out with their “Hololens” system, which was a headset that projected 3d images onto the environment around you, creating a sort of “mixed” reality, combining virtual objects with normal ones. It…
Smuggling eyeballs is a bizarre act. Where do you even get them? How much are they worth? WNKY : A Kentucky State Police Trooper, a retired State Police Colonel and a County Coroner, have been charged with transporting moonshine and eyeballs. According to the Associated…
Will the prophecy come true? Yes, gooks having poor security skills (see: Samsung, super-gonorrhea) does mean that your bitcoin price drops. It’s like a sort of nonsense thing. Where people think “OMG maybe mine isn’t safe either!!!!111” Panic sell. It’s a good time to buy.…
YES, YES, YES. RT : Fleshy bio-robots are some way off the stacked physique of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ‘Terminator,’ but research in a Tokyo lab could see androids fitted with working muscle mass to rival the Hollywood killing machine. Whole areas of tech and scientific research…
Roy Batty (with Andrew Anglin) Daily Stormer May 25, 2018 Does this surprise anyone? Only the normiest of normies would be all like “golly gee, how could this happen?” Real niggas know that we are already living in a Cyberpunk dystopia far worse than any…
Roy Batty (with Andrew Anglin) Daily Stormer May 10, 2018 Look, this is all very stupid. Everything is so confused and convoluted nowadays. No one except a few online anime neon-nazis understands what is going on. You’ve got the people of Munich, a region of…
Because of a seemingly accidental part of the CD Projekt Red page on the E3 website (now removed), Cyberpunk 2077 is pretty much confirmed to be the title announced at E3 this year. It’s also been confirmed that it will be an FPS. I will…
